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OVERWATCH
05-17-2006, 07:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttKSW0Xa8Go

OVERWATCH
05-17-2006, 07:50 PM
This was a real newscast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iupWfAZIgig

Martin Kuklinski
05-17-2006, 08:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20xfqagby7c&search=belgian

A Belgian chat show with a guest who had his testicles removed by mistake during an operation. I think Banat once posted this, but nevertheless it's hilarious as hell, and you dont have to learn Flemish cos ya easily understand the concept of it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gaOkyT-LbUU&search=nascar%20prank

Prank Call using Racist Nascar Fan. - The racist guy is totally getting berserk. I just couldn't stop laughing and crying about it.:rofl:

Keystone
05-17-2006, 10:21 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gaOkyT-LbUU&search=nascar%20prank

Prank Call using Racist Nascar Fan. - The racist guy is totally getting berserk. I just couldn't stop laughing and crying about it.:rofl:
OMG that was the funniest thing I've heard in long time. Holy shit.

bleep... bleep... Kunta Kinte...bleep....slavery...:222:

brigadier Biggles
05-17-2006, 10:52 PM
prank calls - http://www.putfile.com/brigadierbiggles

Martin Kuklinski
05-20-2006, 08:45 PM
prank calls - http://www.putfile.com/brigadierbigglesFucking brilliant, Biggles! Brilliant as hell! I laughed my ass off by listening to the the Arnold Swartzenigger prank call with the drunk guy. Was he Irish or English?:D

Anima Eternae
05-20-2006, 09:36 PM
This was a real newscast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iupWfAZIgig

That crazy negro had my laughing my ass off.

"It's like an alarm clock...wooo wooot!"

Pollinosis
05-20-2006, 10:08 PM
This may have been posted here before

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

:rofl:

Nyx
05-21-2006, 08:55 AM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2274/eventsaim301111116yz.jpg

Ahknaton
05-21-2006, 09:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20xfqagby7c&search=belgian

A Belgian chat show with a guest who had his testicles removed by mistake during an operation. I think Banat once posted this, but nevertheless it's hilarious as hell, and you dont have to learn Flemish cos ya easily understand the concept of it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gaOkyT-LbUU&search=nascar%20prank

Prank Call using Racist Nascar Fan. - The racist guy is totally getting berserk. I just couldn't stop laughing and crying about it.:rofl:
That Belgian one is hilarious.

The Nascar one is actually fake, but it's very well acted and funny all the same. The guy is called "Mr Bergis" and there's a whole series of them:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html

Pollinosis
05-21-2006, 11:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGgzXhn7yhU

hehe peanut butter

brigadier Biggles
05-22-2006, 12:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lne_Dwsxhas&search=boris%20johnson

thats the only way to tackle Germans :D

OVERWATCH
08-06-2006, 02:53 AM
"Mercy? You wanted mercy?! I'M CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmgLOKRl5J0

:rofl:

tempus fugit
08-20-2006, 01:13 PM
Sadly, most of the people on Youtube simply regurgitate the same Leftist anti fas and antiracist nonsense.

But, if you find some intelligent clips, post them here.

tempus fugit
08-20-2006, 01:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRw-ORawG8Q&NR
Stalin speech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzoqkCMAiiw
Lenin montage

Grimr
08-20-2006, 02:05 PM
Angry German kid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvWMPaIwLUs)

Spanish Hacker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdRYdB-LbI)

Professor John Frink
08-20-2006, 03:14 PM
Girl caught stripping by Mom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDEEqi6ArGg&mode=related&search=

James
08-20-2006, 03:32 PM
Girl caught stripping by Mom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDEEqi6ArGg&mode=related&search=

Looks more fake than Mickael Jackson nose.

raven
08-20-2006, 04:01 PM
I recommend this Super Mario Bros. 1 speed run. Dis niggaz got mad skillz yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPjsBsz4trk&mode=related&search=

tempus fugit
08-20-2006, 04:22 PM
Let's try to keep it high brow.

funderbunked
08-20-2006, 04:28 PM
OK, am admittant that they didn't perform a video...

Mea Culpa. Flog me with a fuckin' spoon...

This said, the very best unknown music recording ever laid on tape is here:http://www.mwbrand.com/MP3s/live_at_bogies/04eveready.mp3

raven
08-20-2006, 04:37 PM
Girl caught stripping by Mom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDEEqi6ArGg&mode=related&search=
Yeah it does look fake. If that was her real mother she would have barged right in there but instead she just sat back to witness her "daughter" embarass herself.

Anima Eternae
08-20-2006, 05:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_QNrGvdFIU

Amazing.

Keystone
08-20-2006, 05:23 PM
Not my favorite, but it sticks in your head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJCWD0_0xJk

Cake song. This freakin thing stuck in my mind for days....

It'sapieceofcaketobakeaprettycake, it'sapieceofcaketobakeaprettycake, etc...

Argh.

Anima Eternae
08-20-2006, 05:59 PM
It has its own thread.

http://thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7488

Anima Eternae
08-20-2006, 06:00 PM
Another good Lazy Town:

http://thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7488

Keystone
08-20-2006, 06:03 PM
It has its own thread.

http://thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7488
I had no idea.

The girl with the pink wig has a great voice and it seems she's done some stage work.

The song bores into your mind, though. Yes it does.

Ambrosio Spinola
08-20-2006, 06:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLi_m656tQQ&mode=related&search=

I must admit these Bolsheviks knew how to make great anthems.

Ahmadinebobina
08-20-2006, 07:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg-IVoaHZyA

Przemysław
08-20-2006, 07:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRw-ORawG8Q&NR
Stalin speech

For such an iron fisted man he was very soft-spoken. :confused:

Przemysław
08-20-2006, 08:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pso6enzdORw
Fascists singing Cara Al Sol in Spain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAK23saAI1I
German National Anthem-all 3 stanzas

Spitfire
08-20-2006, 08:29 PM
Not at YouTube. Metacafe.

Check this shit out.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/7203/matrix_for_real/

I think he might even be Eurasian. A new hero for you AE. Don't say I never did you no favors.

Professor John Frink
08-20-2006, 09:22 PM
Yeah it does look fake. If that was her real mother she would have barged right in there but instead she just sat back to witness her "daughter" embarass herself.
It probably is.

Ambrosio Spinola
08-20-2006, 10:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pso6enzdORw
Fascists singing Cara Al Sol in Spain



Try this superb version out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQcSTGz3XyY&mode=related&search=

Przemysław
08-20-2006, 10:20 PM
Saw that one-didn't like it as much. :deadhorse:

Przemysław
08-20-2006, 10:23 PM
The girl with the pink wig has a great voice and it seems she's done some stage work.


That song is obviously lip-synched.

Ambrosio Spinola
08-20-2006, 10:30 PM
I love this song by the Spanish "Division 250" Skinhead band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuxFMiXtk_4&mode=related&search=

It sadly includes the infamous "Malditos Judios, europa habeis destruido" where "Judios" gets censored with a Peep. :D

Ambrosio Spinola
08-20-2006, 10:38 PM
This one is also cool with German ww2 tank destruction footage and the group "Landser" in the background.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkOFwNijdlA

Keystone
08-20-2006, 10:38 PM
That song is obviously lip-synched.
She still recorded it.

I've researched her a bit, and she's quite the talented girl. I hope to hear more from her as she matures.

Johnson
08-21-2006, 12:07 AM
Anabukin-chan (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBm9nvlAokw) (crazy Jap commercial) (giant Tanuki nuts FTW)

Benny Hinn Rampage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiNpcRdofz4)

Death Metal Disney (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mHhlz7WVFN0)

Fear of Girls (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HmgLOKRl5J0)

Invocation Of My Demon Brother (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j6zE9f9HBY) (Kenneth Anger)

Koala (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cEY773Hgt5U)

Metallica and Diamond Head - Am I Evil (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_O5_--OElvE) live

Best Hockey Goal Ever (http://youtube.com/watch?v=GTp5LBJWpnQ) (Ovechkin)

Sulla the Dictator
08-21-2006, 12:20 AM
Neat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Zd42pMSO0&NR

Sulla the Dictator
08-21-2006, 12:26 AM
This one's pretty nice too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYihbFxgodo&mode=related&search=

Sulla the Dictator
08-21-2006, 12:32 AM
This one's really neat, a 11 minute long deal on Kursk, even though its Nazi sympathetic :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM3yrKkoaMo&mode=related&search=

Sulla the Dictator
08-21-2006, 12:42 AM
ROFLMAO I took one look at this and was reminded of Mazdak. I'm almost certain he made this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwrS6gGRcNU

Ahknaton
08-21-2006, 06:16 AM
Female Indian rapper does a remix of Snow's "Informer". James-Bondish Bollywood music video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u3SZ60x-YE&NR

Lionheart
08-21-2006, 06:59 AM
Bach's cello suite no. 2 allemande: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeQWjzeKjxo

Liszt's "Funerailles": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpmpDoCBrxY

Tessa
08-21-2006, 07:04 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vhBzPV9FOgA

Petyr Baelish
08-21-2006, 07:09 AM
Is that you in your profile picture, Tessa?

Nyx
08-21-2006, 07:12 AM
I recommend this Super Mario Bros. 1 speed run. Dis niggaz got mad skillz yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPjsBsz4trk&mode=related&search=That is a tool-assisted speed-run.

raven
08-21-2006, 07:15 AM
That is a tool-assisted speed-run.
Really? Dammit.

Spitfire
08-21-2006, 07:18 AM
That is a tool-assisted speed-run.

The run seemed a little fishy.

Men have wasted hours, days, weeks and never defeated that damned inferneal jap contraption known as Super Mario Brothers.

But it was entertaining. Amazing even.

If human fingertips did that then the man who owned them is a serious talent.

Tessa
08-21-2006, 07:19 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vhBzPV9FOgA
Yeah, it's me. Why?

Petyr Baelish
08-21-2006, 07:21 AM
Yeah, it's me. Why?

You are very attractive, infinitely more so than I would expect a poster on this forum to be.

Tessa
08-21-2006, 07:27 AM
You are very attractive, infinitely more so than I would expect a poster on this forum to be.
lol thank you for the compliment but I'm sure we have some very attractive people on the forum. The same people we see in the street are on the internet, after all.

raven
08-21-2006, 07:28 AM
The run seemed a little fishy.

Men have wasted hours, days, weeks and never defeated that damned inferneal jap contraption known as Super Mario Brothers.

But it was entertaining. Amazing even.

If human fingertips did that then the man who owned them is a serious talent.
Yeah it seemed to be unreal. It's incredibly difficult and probably impossible to just speed through like that while timing your jumps and dodging everything just perfectly without making one mistake. This guy wasn't even touched once.

Tessa
08-21-2006, 07:30 AM
I recommend this Super Mario Bros. 1 speed run. Dis niggaz got mad skillz yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPjsBsz4trk&mode=related&search=
Where can we even play the old Nintendo games? My brothers and I grew up playing those and I always wished I could play them again. I know gameboy has them but who wants to play them on that tiny little screen?
I think the best game was the original Zelda.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5206257500748953004&q=Zelda

Ahknaton
08-21-2006, 07:31 AM
Where can we even play the old Nintendo games? My brothers and I grew up playing those and I always wished I could play them again. I know gameboy has them but who wants to play them on that tiny little screen?
I think the best game was the original Zelda.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5206257500748953004&q=Zelda
Download an emulator and some ROMs from a warez site.

Nyx
08-21-2006, 07:32 AM
Really? Dammit.What's the problem? Tool-assisted speed-running is an artform. It is one of my hobbies.

raven
08-21-2006, 07:35 AM
Heres a list of NES ROMS you can download including Super Mario Bros.
http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary%27s/Emulation/NES/ROMs/NES_roms_summary%20M-Z.htm

Here are some NES Emulators that you can use to open and play the ROMS.
http://www.zophar.net/nes.html

Tessa
08-21-2006, 07:39 AM
Heres a list of NES ROMS you can download including Super Mario Bros.
http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary%27s/Emulation/NES/ROMs/NES_roms_summary%20M-Z.htm

Here are some NES Emulators that you can use to open and play the ROMS.
http://www.zophar.net/nes.html
Which Emulator is good?

raven
08-21-2006, 07:43 AM
I think FCE Ultra is probably the best one.

Professor John Frink
08-21-2006, 02:06 PM
Nintendo Wii Vs. PS3: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wrN4vrCn6Zw

Professor John Frink
08-21-2006, 02:11 PM
You are very attractive, infinitely more so than I would expect a poster on this forum to be.

:rofl:

You of all people should know that attractiveness and intelligence go hand in hand (not that this is any kind of rule here). But yeah, she's a peach.

Professor John Frink
08-21-2006, 02:14 PM
Where can we even play the old Nintendo games? My brothers and I grew up playing those and I always wished I could play them again. I know gameboy has them but who wants to play them on that tiny little screen?
I think the best game was the original Zelda.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5206257500748953004&q=Zelda

There are some free Super Mario versions available for PCs, but last time I checked, they were bundled with malware.

Ambrosio Spinola
08-21-2006, 02:45 PM
This one's really neat, a 11 minute long deal on Kursk, even though its Nazi sympathetic :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM3yrKkoaMo&mode=related&search=

Its totally made up :p
Footage from about everything BUT Kursk and comentaries about God knows what engagement.

Ambrosio Spinola
08-21-2006, 02:51 PM
You are very attractive, infinitely more so than I would expect a poster on this forum to be.

Racemixing traitor! :p

OVERWATCH
08-21-2006, 04:22 PM
Its totally made up :p
Footage from about everything BUT Kursk and comentaries about God knows what engagement.

Agreed, a lot of that looked to be winter action 1944-45 (and therefore not the Kursk salient)

Here is Kursk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E17qu-f6LfU

raven
08-21-2006, 04:36 PM
Nintendo Wii Vs. PS3: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wrN4vrCn6Zw
Personally I think that PS3 isn't even officially going to be in this console war. SONY seems more concerned with creating a home entertainment system rather than a simple gaming console. The PS3 is just a platform for SONY to make Bluray technology and Cell processors popular. That's what I think. SONY is an electronics giant, not just a gaming company so they probably don't give a crap about a console war as much as Nintendo does. They just want the technology to take off so they can make lots of money. Nintendo is going to win the "console war" in Japan and will probably win in North America, Europe and worldwide in general.

Northern_Paladin
08-21-2006, 04:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM
Kfed loses control. This guy never ceases to amaze, he's trying to be the next Eminem.:D

raven
08-21-2006, 04:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM
Kfed loses control. This guy never ceases to amaze, he's trying to be the next Eminem.:D
The guys on YouTube are saying that it was an awful performance. To be honest though, what constitutes as a good performance for a rap "artist" anyway? :D

To me K-Fed is no worse than the usual crap we see in the mainstream media anyway. He's better than that 50-Cent shit at least. lol.

Northern_Paladin
08-21-2006, 04:52 PM
The guys on YouTube are saying that it was an awful performance. To be honest though, what constitutes as a good performance for a rap "artist" anyway? :D

To me K-Fed is no worse than the usual crap we see in the mainstream media anyway. He's better than that 50-Cent shit at least. lol.

It's a good comedy act, though.:D

raven
08-21-2006, 04:59 PM
Unfortunatley we can no longer say that K-fed has been a victim of natural selection. He may have a mulato child but he also has one white child with Britney and another one on the way. :rofl:

Professor John Frink
08-21-2006, 09:31 PM
Personally I think that PS3 isn't even officially going to be in this console war. SONY seems more concerned with creating a home entertainment system rather than a simple gaming console. The PS3 is just a platform for SONY to make Bluray technology and Cell processors popular. That's what I think. SONY is an electronics giant, not just a gaming company so they probably don't give a crap about a console war as much as Nintendo does. They just want the technology to take off so they can make lots of money. Nintendo is going to win the "console war" in Japan and will probably win in North America, Europe and worldwide in general.
Sony is acting very arrogant, but they put a lot of effort into PS1 and PS2 in order to ursurp the console market, so they will not want to give away their share of the pie. They do want to push their own blu-ray standard, though, which perhaps needlessly drives up the price of the console, but the Japanese will nonetheless shell out for that $600+ behemoth.

Wii is too weak a competitor in the traditional g33k segment (it's hardly more powerful than the XBOX 1 or Nintendo Gamecube), and is aimed at a more mainstream audience. Many new titles won't even be ported to the Wii.

raven
08-21-2006, 09:44 PM
Sony is acting very arrogant, but they put a lot of effort into PS1 and PS2 in order to ursurp the console market, so they will not want to give away their share of the pie. They do want to push their own blu-ray standard, though, which perhaps needlessly drives up the price of the console, but the Japanese will nonetheless shell out for that $600+ behemoth.

Wii is too weak a competitor in the traditional g33k segment (it's hardly more powerful than the XBOX 1 or Nintendo Gamecube), and is aimed at a more mainstream audience. Many new titles won't even be ported to the Wii.
According to a Famitsu poll in Japan, 69% of the Japanese readers are looking forward most to the Wii, 21% for PS3 and 7% for Xbox 360 (which is already out). So I am sure Nintendo will beat Sony in Japan. 88% of those polled also agreed that PS3 is too expensive. Go figure. :D Personally I like the Wii because Nintendo is actually attempting to make a gaming console rather than trying to create some home entertainment complex. $600 US for the full Playstation 3 is just way too much for a gaming console. How many movies are released in Bluray format anyway?

I can see why from a business standpoint, the PS3 would be a benefit for SONY. But I just don't see them winning the console war this time. Many techy g33ks of the console gaming variety will buy PS3 but in the end, techy g33ks aren't going to help SONY win. If you compare PC game sales with Console game sales, you can see that the console gaming industry grossed A LOT more than PC games. Why? It's because PC games are geared moreso to the tekkies rather than the mainstream. The "tekkie" sector of the market is too small to take the majority of the market and theres no way that students are going to put down $600 for a gaming system (yes computers are more expensive but a computer is without a doubt, a much sounder investment and is pretty much required for students) or (even more unlikely) some parent is going to shell out $600 US for little johnny for a PS3 come Christmas time. lol.

Sony is probably going to capture an older demographic with more disposable income (probably twenty/thirty-somethings out of college). Even now the PC gamers are laughing off the Xbox 360 as "inferior" and will probably do the same when PS3 is out. :D I don't think the PC gamer tekkie crowd is going to stop building monster gaming PCs (and to build one doesn't cost all that much these days... it gets cheaper and cheaper) and opt for a PS3 instead.

ivory bill
08-21-2006, 11:06 PM
I just got this in an email, if you're too cynical to like a heart-warming and inspirational story then you better skip it.
There are some cute strippers in the videos next to it.

Strongest Dad in the World
>From Sports Illustrated, By Rick Reilly

I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay for their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots.

But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck.

Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars--all in the same day.

Dick's also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on his back mountain climbing and once hauled him across the U.S. on a bike. Makes taking your son bowling look a little lame, right?

And what has Rick done for his father? Not much--except save his life.

This love story began in Winchester, Mass., 43 years ago, when Rick was strangled by the umbilical cord during birth, leaving him brain-damaged and unable to control his limbs.

"He'll be a vegetable the rest of his life;'' Dick says doctors told him and his wife, Judy, when Rick was nine months old. ``Put him in an institution.''

But the Hoyts weren't buying it. They noticed the way Rick's eyes followed them around the room. When Rick was 11 they took him to the engineering department at Tufts University and asked if there was anything to help the boy communicate. ``No way,'' Dick says he was told.

``There's nothing going on in his brain.''

"Tell him a joke,'' Dick countered. They did. Rick laughed. Turns out a lot was going on in his brain.

Rigged up with a computer that allowed him to control the cursor by touching a switch with the side of his head, Rick was finally able to communicate. First words? ``Go Bruins!'' And after a high school classmate was paralyzed in an accident and the school organized a charity run for him, Rick pecked out, ``Dad, I want to do that.''

Yeah, right. How was Dick, a self-described ``porker'' who never ran more than a mile at a time, going to push his son five miles? Still, he tried. ``Then it was me who was handicapped,'' Dick says. ``I was sore for two weeks.''

That day changed Rick's life. ``Dad,'' he typed, ``when we were running, it felt like I wasn't disabled anymore!''

And that sentence changed Dick's life. He became obsessed with giving Rick that feeling as often as he could. He got into such hard-belly shape that he and Rick were ready to try the 1979 Boston Marathon.

``No way,'' Dick was told by a race official. The Hoyts weren't quite a single runner, and they weren't quite a wheelchair competitor. For a few years Dick and Rick just joined the massive field and ran anyway, then they found a way to get into the race officially: In 1983 they ran another marathon so fast they made the qualifying time for Boston the following year.

Then somebody said, ``Hey, Dick, why not a triathlon?''

How's a guy who never learned to swim and hadn't ridden a bike since he was six going to haul his 110-pound kid through a triathlon? Still, Dick tried.

Now they've done 212 triathlons, including four grueling 15-hour Ironmans in Hawaii. It must be a buzz kill to be a 25-year-old stud getting passed by an old guy towing a grown man in a dinghy, don't you think?

Hey, Dick, why not see how you'd do on your own? ``No way,'' he says. Dick does it purely for ``the awesome feeling'' he gets seeing Rick with a cantaloupe smile as they run, swim and ride together.

This year, at ages 65 and 43, Dick and Rick finished their 24th Boston Marathon, in 5,083rd place out of more than 20,000 starters. Their best time'? Two hours, 40 minutes in 1992--only 35 minutes off the world record, which, in case you don't keep track of these things, happens to be held by a guy who was not pushing another man in a wheelchair at the time.

``No question about it,'' Rick types. ``My dad is the Father of the Century.''

And Dick got something else out of all this too. Two years ago he had a mild heart attack during a race. Doctors found that one of his arteries was 95% clogged. ``If you hadn't been in such great shape,'' one doctor told him, ``you probably would've died 15 years ago.''

So, in a way, Dick and Rick saved each other's life.

Rick, who has his own apartment (he gets home care) and works in Boston, and Dick, retired from the military and living in Holland, Mass., always find ways to be together. They give speeches around the country and compete in some backbreaking race every weekend, including this Father's Day.
That night, Rick will buy his dad dinner, but the thing he really wants to give him is a gift he can never buy.

``The thing I'd most like,'' Rick types, ``is that my dad sit in the chair and I push him once.''

Here's the video.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjPrL3n63yg

brigadier Biggles
08-22-2006, 05:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K6oits8mfY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KILgLZamYX0

brigadier Biggles
08-22-2006, 05:57 PM
You are very attractive, infinitely more so than I would expect a poster on this forum to be.

why does every one of your posts have some jibe in it at other members ? seeing as you forgot to post your mug ive done you a service and will post it for you.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/conservativelife/dork.gif

Northern_Paladin
08-22-2006, 07:35 PM
why does every one of your posts have some jibe in it at other members ? seeing as you forgot to post your mug ive done you a service and will post it for you.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/conservativelife/dork.gif

Simple don't take this criticism personally. Overt criticism often hides admiration.:love::o Oh your so handsome in that RAF uniform come and right poetry with me in Ireland.

brigadier Biggles
08-23-2006, 01:23 AM
jerry at 3 o'clock banking right to intercept RATTATATATA TAR TAR TAR !!!, jerry down !!!! tally ho coming in to land for tea and poetry writing in....fuck Ireland !! wrong place !! ahhh

Petyr Baelish
08-23-2006, 01:28 AM
why does every one of your posts have some jibe in it at other members ? seeing as you forgot to post your mug ive done you a service and will post it for you.

Biggles, rest assured, if I were a homosexual, I'd never cease complimenting you on your highly aesthetic appearance. If that's what you are looking for though, I am sure there are enough homosexuals in Britain to keep you blushing 24/7 from their ceaseless adoration.

brigadier Biggles
08-23-2006, 01:49 AM
...

any homo "came" near me and i'd start singing horst wessel lied :D :D

Agnostic Priest
08-23-2006, 05:40 AM
Here’s my favorite youtube video
I call it Chicken Dancin.
http://www.immigrationwatchdog.com/media/SOS/pretend.mov

Masty
08-24-2006, 08:09 AM
You can't have a 'favourite YouTube' thread without including the racist hamster.....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8bhH2AVCC7U

Ahknaton
08-24-2006, 08:41 AM
Simon Says!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ujZB3kmmE

Ahknaton
08-25-2006, 03:23 AM
Not YouTube, but funny as hell:

http://www.break.com/index/spiritoftruth.html

Billy Score
08-25-2006, 03:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZFlmObCrLw
^ montage of Henry Silva set to Motorhead. Partial reason why Henry silva is one of the greatest actors ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ8ZeV73gr8
^^ the most famous scene from Scanners. No explanation needed.

OVERWATCH
08-25-2006, 05:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6RjxCbDt8w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGOcmWI8ZA

OVERWATCH
08-25-2006, 05:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FXDehUuNLQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3x76kuc5UU

Ahknaton
09-02-2006, 03:40 AM
Knight Rider: KITT vs KARR showdown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HaeazyUGX0

Six Million Dollar Man vs THE SEVEN MILLION DOLLAR MAN!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wU7-ITFOsY

OVERWATCH
09-02-2006, 03:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_ze0M6queo

Björn
09-05-2006, 10:06 PM
My favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c-7tHoeE_U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrqSCn0sBPw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO-_-CnxUsc&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXdv7nok3Bo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ZG5ZnbwK4

Winston
09-06-2006, 12:41 AM
Not youtube, but this really made me laugh.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1044.html

cryptoracist
09-06-2006, 09:29 AM
This thread could use a Ciara video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNATviisP2o

:negro:

or two...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNO5j4QCs4

Kriger
09-06-2006, 09:57 AM
Old Fox Newscast concerning the israeli connection to 911.
It's been lost in cyberspace and just recently has reappeared:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAoe26MaTew

Ahknaton
09-08-2006, 01:44 AM
Perv busted spanking it to internet porn on a public library computer:

http://www.wkyc.com/video/player.aspx?aid=23446&sid=52623&bw=hi&cat=2

Ahknaton
09-09-2006, 04:55 AM
Mr Spock busker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qom4lh1k4M

Masty
09-10-2006, 01:34 AM
Listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLi6jsNGJXw&NR

:bbbat:

Winston
09-10-2006, 01:43 PM
Pure nostalgia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDCUlirsTdI

cerberus
09-10-2006, 11:50 PM
EbusIts totally made up
Footage from about everything BUT Kursk and comentaries about God knows what engagement.

It was filmed on te approaches to Berlin.
Apart from the openning sequence it is a mix and mis-match .

Thomas777
09-13-2006, 04:32 AM
Best vid ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpPvLnVS-d8&search=danzig

Pollinosis
09-15-2006, 03:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM

FRY THAT CHICKEN

:rofl:

Mixed Race
09-19-2006, 06:53 PM
What we are

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a15KgyXBX24

Masty
09-20-2006, 12:14 AM
Fitting tribute for yer-man, Bobby Sands.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_-DLhNz_6w

Intrepid
09-20-2006, 03:18 AM
Fitting tribute for yer-man, Bobby Sands.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_-DLhNz_6w

This video is full of falsehoods, I'll have you know.

After all, long-haired, emaciated Red scum taigs can't do the Twist, good man.

Kindly take note of this for future reference.

A fun ditty from Jocke's psychobill' project, Pitbull Farm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e12lcIep3rg

Gleb
09-21-2006, 01:53 AM
Russian version of Braveheart :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2iHaEvQlA

Ahknaton
09-21-2006, 01:14 PM
My first YouTube post :dance2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmjeguW4D1Y

tempus fugit
09-22-2006, 03:34 AM
Nice clip...cute bird!

Ahknaton
09-22-2006, 12:15 PM
Nice clip...cute bird!
Thanks.

Boxer versus gypsies:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4190938042466443086

James
09-22-2006, 08:44 PM
Yah nigga, guess who's back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SFh7-tjZGk)

tempus fugit
09-23-2006, 03:47 PM
"We Need to Exterminate White People"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=k0FI82DOuxE

Empress Cheesatine
09-23-2006, 04:17 PM
A video about the motives of the 9/11 hijackers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1bm2GPoFfg

Hugo Chavez tears up GW Bush:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI0_VzFxTzs

Fucked up ghetto preacher:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whgv-4t-Q5k and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_mZO7vFIYI

This is a routine by a black comic but theres a lot of truth in it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD_3auRSJK8

Al Manar video about the defense of Lebanon against Israel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GX3dFDmYHo

cryptoracist
09-23-2006, 08:13 PM
Beyonce being a naughty girl...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5ebeNldsLs

Beyonce recommends you "check on it"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zhuualPc5k


:negro:

bills, bills, bills... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsK7_kDKE4I) :p

Sandee
09-23-2006, 10:35 PM
Goo Goo Dolls - IRIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YslVixVQqbg

Ahknaton
09-25-2006, 12:28 PM
Footage of Benny Hinn (the televangelist) set to "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Drowning Pool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4Hv0LQiIA&NR

:rofl:

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J3rAcVdDks

Oblisk
09-26-2006, 08:30 AM
I even made this one myself;

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cfbzyPWYO4M

Ahknaton
09-26-2006, 12:11 PM
DDR Super Star:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/ddrsuperstar

Sandee
09-26-2006, 11:23 PM
Because I think Sushmita Sen is hot in that clip and I like the song. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDb58heRzpo

Björn
09-27-2006, 06:39 AM
Footage of Benny Hinn (the televangelist) set to "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Drowning Pool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4Hv0LQiIA&NR

:rofl:

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J3rAcVdDks

Benny Hinn makes me think of a shaman the way he dances around in that crazy trance and makes people drop. Think there's something to that? Just look at the people twitch and convulse.

Björn
09-27-2006, 06:53 AM
Buckethead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z6H5pEemm8&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtdJFtdXYps&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzCYG8a5EEE

LOOOOOL Britches

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/28724/she_can_fight/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/165537/newslady_fights_back/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/167108/doggy_style/

AWWWWWWWWSOOOOOOOOOMEEEEE

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/20840/cheerleader_toss_into_the_basket/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/85464/fast_shooting/

The Retard
09-27-2006, 07:58 AM
Marty McSorley Hits Donald Brashear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QM-cfpsRK4

Great hockey moment!

Carl
09-27-2006, 08:25 AM
The Man Show Boy On The Beach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo6cRVICT8c

Man Show Beer Stand
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFinnE9Y8Vc

The Man Show Boy - Fake ID
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAibp3nkDBs

The Man Show Boy Sells Girl Scout Cookies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhYSgmFc4A

The Man Show Boy Tries To Get Laid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoHkCxAGkA

cyborg
09-27-2006, 07:11 PM
The arrested adult citizen has the emotional equivalence of a pre-puberty child. Equality is a lie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr9V1Cy-aqI

Hippias
09-30-2006, 08:07 PM
Virtuosic playing of the harpsichord in Bach's Brandenburg Concerto no 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxzY3tFTz9k

Sandee
09-30-2006, 08:58 PM
Frontline - Famous animals revealed to be racist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_uC3DXZJjA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGE0AGmMXkk (Mr Ed. song edited) Quite funny.

cryptoracist
10-01-2006, 06:08 PM
Aaliyah - Try Again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u1iH1-gaU8

Aaliyah - Rock the boat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lLTPDeo0Ao

Bishop TD Jakes - Dealing With the Unexpected
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2IgirMSNLE



:negro:

Ahknaton
10-02-2006, 02:28 AM
The Life and Death of Yukio Mishima:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhSRHhaE9E&mode=related&search=

Ahknaton
10-02-2006, 05:44 AM
Bollywood breakdancing:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1709994

:rofl:

Scryllak
10-02-2006, 09:56 AM
"White & Nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovich :D This thing's a subculture goldmine.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6bA4ou8pXH8

Sandee
10-03-2006, 05:02 AM
LMAO

The dancing... :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tvge0F32a4

Sandee
10-03-2006, 05:50 PM
DJ Tiesto - Just Be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHQnoak_LAc

^
Love the horse in there. :)

cryptoracist
10-03-2006, 07:19 PM
A captivating tale of learning to enjoy oneself... with oneself. ;)

Tweet - Oops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im6n-w1kiA0




Tweet - Call me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XIF_wqK3xQ

cryptoracist
10-03-2006, 07:50 PM
Because I think Sushmita Sen is hot in that clip and I like the song. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDb58heRzpo
Whoa, this chick is hot!

I didn't know they had Indian chicks like this!

I'm gonna look up some more of her videos... she might have a new fan up in the hizzy... ;)

Damavand
10-03-2006, 09:56 PM
:rofl:

You of all people should know that attractiveness and intelligence go hand in handwhich must explain the disproportionate noble prizes among playboy models, escorts, strippers, etc.... ;)

Zrinski
10-04-2006, 09:32 AM
Not really youtube but funny as hell (IMO):

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/228634/slapping_girls/

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

cryptoracist
10-04-2006, 02:46 PM
"White & Nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovich :D This thing's a subculture goldmine.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6bA4ou8pXH8

Bwaaahahhaahahaaa this is some exceptinoally funny shit!!

Weird Al is a genuis, I wonder if Chamillionaire has seen it yet... he actually has a sense of humor so I'm sure he wouldn't take offense like Coolio did. ( <--what a wuss/crybaby)

anyways i'm sure not too many here will know the orignal so here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn1K0Pyt2fY

Ahknaton
10-04-2006, 02:59 PM
Another Weird Al "white nerd" rap take-off, this time of "It's all about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy:

"It's all about the Pentiums" - Weird Al Yankovich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAUOLCGtnrs

"clicking on my mizzouse" - :rofl:

cryptoracist
10-04-2006, 03:07 PM
Another Weird Al "white nerd" rap take-off, this time of "It's all about the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy:

"It's all about the Pentiums" - Weird Al Yankovich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAUOLCGtnrs

"clicking on my mizzouse" - :rofl:
got a good giggle in from just reading that ^ :p

Now I wonder how many "white & nerdy" themes has weird al done?

cryptoracist
10-04-2006, 09:23 PM
Janet Jackson's infamous superbowl performance where Justin Timberlake flashed her titty (she did NOT flash it herself) see for yourself...PROPAGANDA abounds... :negro:

The actual performance clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiSUDwgmjQg
The short version...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjFQA-2jCs

What Janet said about it afterwards....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifz-YzjNaB4 *gasp* this interview is a-fuckin-mazing!!! She retracts the apology... I can't believe this... I never saw this interview...you go girl!!! Janet is my hero...

What Justin said about it afterwards...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hty3zAPSydk

haha what Chris Rock said about it afterwards...lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifz-YzjNaB4

If I was Janet I would've never apologized, reminding them every chance I get of who flashed it for me!! Now, I may be a tad racist but I swear if that titty wasn't so brown and luscious... we'd have never had this fuss.

Yeah, I said it. I'm Crypto. I can do that. :p

Sandee
10-04-2006, 09:38 PM
Whoa, this chick is hot!

I didn't know they had Indian chicks like this!

I'm gonna look up some more of her videos... she might have a new fan up in the hizzy... ;)

I concur. She's nice. She was Miss Universe 1994 :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNY57jPitWk

More of Sushmita Sen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDsHWS5-rcU (concert live)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vf-KvkXbLM (interview)


In movies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3EvdB3Wk3w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMqu9noVcCs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e3l7reP1ww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsESjRSXXtw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjGE-kpLxM4&NR

maxsnafu
10-04-2006, 10:04 PM
Pianist with respectable technique:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfw05ODF2SM

cryptoracist
10-04-2006, 10:15 PM
Well, I cut this post out with the intention of lumping it into one of my other posts already made in this thread but for some strange reason I suddenly can't edit any of my own posts in this thread.
Guess I'm gonna havta leave this sexy right here on top after all... ;)





Mya playing dress up...like whoa!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvFRcyk449M

hahaha enjoy :negro:

<flame deleted>
10-04-2006, 10:36 PM
Pianist with respectable technique:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfw05ODF2SM

I really expected that would be the video of that guy who played the piano with his penis

OVERWATCH
10-06-2006, 01:32 AM
OMG :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSCDC3os4c

Keystone
10-06-2006, 01:44 AM
OMG :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSCDC3os4c
That's not right. Anybody who'd treat their child as a profane parrot shouldn't have children.

OVERWATCH
10-06-2006, 02:10 AM
That's not right. Anybody who'd treat their child as a profane parrot shouldn't have children.

That pretty much echoes my thoughts on the matter.

Sandee
10-06-2006, 06:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SExdTZWd0R0&NR

^
Baby bunnies. :)

Hippias
10-06-2006, 06:25 AM
Nick Cave's cover of Johnny Cash's "The Singer"

Great song, ok video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OYvjXnUQ8I

Ahknaton
10-06-2006, 10:38 AM
Raging Fred (Flintstones meets Raging Bull):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U502uzVmcAE

:rofl:

cryptoracist
10-06-2006, 02:44 PM
Human Nature (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFf61LMXcfE)

Winston
10-06-2006, 04:53 PM
Iron Maiden - Where Eagles Dare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0R7eDAKayo

Iron Maiden - Killers (with Di'Anno)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNChchX6bpw

Sandee
10-06-2006, 10:13 PM
I like the clip, the lyrics and the piano in the background:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weOoRgJjxRQ

Ahknaton
10-06-2006, 11:25 PM
Float:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsrcVV7nsb8&eurl=

Zrinski
10-07-2006, 12:24 AM
IMO one of the best music video's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA

Johnson
10-07-2006, 05:51 AM
Zuiikin Engrish
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YS2GY8C_2sY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WdJKMFx0joA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI

Kenneth Anger - Lucifer Rising
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qtLpEcoNqBc
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6A6Ovq9hqc0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7BfNX9SEBEQ

Death Metal Disney
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mHhlz7WVFN0

Koala
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cEY773Hgt5U

Platypus
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3xW4yN48VVQ

Fear Of Girls
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HmgLOKRl5J0

cryptoracist
10-07-2006, 08:19 PM
Aaliyah's last video - Rock the Boat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lLTPDeo0Ao)

All these dancers died in this plane crash, too... everybody always to wish them RIP, too... :o

WFHermans
10-07-2006, 08:43 PM
Spooky coincidence :eek:, as is the title of her last movie Queen of the Damned.

cryptoracist
10-07-2006, 10:15 PM
Spooky coincidence :eek:, as is the title of her last movie Queen of the Damned.
This very coincidence has freaked me out for the longest.

That and she was getting very "goth-ish" right before it happened... everybody talks about her exhibiting a "dark side" fascination that even people in her "circles" didn't get... kinda makes you wonder if she invoked something on herself...?

Aaliyah's getting dark evolution.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qhNVUvbx_E)

cryptoracist
10-07-2006, 10:29 PM
the best battles from "Rize!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPII1VYHMBU


That badass Haitian chick Ms. Prissy takes down the house in the battle of...
La Nina Vs Miss Prissy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkHsCoG5tgw

this was butter...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifMfb_tQl6w


this too... (but in french)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iQuPndFiA8


comparing technique against real Africans...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLYhRN0KL14

so much butter, don't slip... ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUR8LEczRnY

Sandee
10-08-2006, 10:58 PM
Not for the music/song but for Fabio Grosso ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNly7qR7DU

cryptoracist
10-10-2006, 03:25 AM
TLC No Scrubs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEh1nSW1VOk

OVERWATCH
10-11-2006, 01:55 AM
Not youtube,

wastes no time in being interesting


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5052439696062807050

Zrinski
10-12-2006, 11:17 PM
Another funny video...again not youtube but what can you do.

Hillarious. :D
http://www.psfights.com/fight-video-852.htm

ironweed
10-14-2006, 07:46 PM
Gene Scott, Ph.D.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J6Fqms_Iw8M

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9KZ9B9uxIGs&mode=related&search=

OVERWATCH
10-15-2006, 12:36 AM
Nazi vs. Nigga

See who can hail more cabs :p

http://meems.imeem.com/tGQKGRNL/video/RzLp9_z0/nigga_vs_nazi/

cryptoracist
10-15-2006, 12:54 AM
Nazi vs. Nigga

See who can hail more cabs :p

http://meems.imeem.com/tGQKGRNL/video/RzLp9_z0/nigga_vs_nazi/BWahahahahahaa! This is sum exceptinoally funny shit here! :p

raven
10-15-2006, 02:33 AM
OMG :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSCDC3os4c
HOLYSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is the biggest potty mouth kid I have ever seen. Did he learn to swear like that from his parents? Wow. Just wow. I picked up some swear words as a kid but never, never swore like that in my childhood.

Oh wait I just realized that the boy is very likely to be Italian. NO WONDER. lol. Italians swear constantly and they are arrogant but heck, their women are hot. That's all that matters to me. Why heil hitler though when he could praise El Duce though? :rofl:

Zrinski
10-15-2006, 06:40 PM
White man CAN dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

Morpheus
10-15-2006, 07:50 PM
BWahahahahahaa! This is sum exceptinoally funny shit here! :p

That was comical. I wonder if that was staged some of the cab driver's responses sounded scripted I think the average driver would pull off as soon as someone with a microphone ran up to them and started screaming at them.


HOLYSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is the biggest potty mouth kid I have ever seen. Did he learn to swear like that from his parents? Wow. Just wow. I picked up some swear words as a kid but never, never swore like that in my childhood.

Oh wait I just realized that the boy is very likely to be Italian. NO WONDER. lol. Italians swear constantly and they are arrogant but heck, their women are hot. That's all that matters to me. Why heil hitler though when he could praise El Duce though? :rofl:

I think that kid was told what to say.

Did anyone else who watched it noticed that he went from calling people "fucking Jews" to "I'm a fucking Jew!"? :rofl:

ПЁTP CMИPHOBЪ
10-16-2006, 04:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOnbHUCW_1g

funny one about brother and sister

raven
10-16-2006, 04:42 AM
I think that kid was told what to say.

Did anyone else who watched it noticed that he went from calling people "fucking Jews" to "I'm a fucking Jew!"? :rofl:
Yeah it would make sense that someone was telling him what to say for the camera. I'm pretty sure that his siblings (or maybe friends of his siblings) put him up to that. The "I'm a fucking Jew" part was hilarious. :rofl: He probably has no idea what the heck he's saying. That's easily one of the funnier clips on Youtube. It's not every day that you see an innocent little child spewing out racist comments and profanities like that. It's crazy. It took me until at least the ninth grade to develop a profanity vocabulary as extensive as that kid's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOnbHUCW_1g

funny one about brother and sister
Ok THAT is COMPLETELY AWKWARD. lol.

Arminius
10-16-2006, 05:13 AM
My fav. by far:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etIXH2HE1wQ

<flame deleted>
10-16-2006, 10:27 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pV0kWc8DoLI

cryptoracist
10-16-2006, 05:09 PM
DMX - Who we be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdL7QF8D2VU) (<--- youtube video link)

What they don't know is!
The bullshit, the drama, the guns, the armour
The city, the farmer, the babies, the mama
The projects, the drugs, the children, the thugs
The tears, the hugs, the love, the slugs
The funerals, the wakes, the churches, the coffins
The heartbroken mothers, it happens, too often
The problems, the things, we use, to solve 'em
Yonkers, the Bronx, Brooklyn, Harlem
The hurt, the pain, the dirt, the rain
The jerk, the fame, the work, the game
The friends, the foes, the Benz, the hoes
The studios, the shows, comes, and it goes
The jealousy, the envy, the phony, the friendly
The one that gave 'em the slugs, the one that put 'em in me
The snakes, the grass, too long, to see
The lawnmower, sittin, right next, to the tree


What we seeing is!
The streets, the cops, the system, harrassment
The options, get shot, go to jail, or getcha ass kicked
The lawyers, the part, they are, of the puzzle
The release, the warning, "Try not to get in trouble"
The snitches, the odds, probation, parole
The new charge, the bail, the warrant, the hole
The cell, the bus, the ride, up North
The greens, the boots, the yard, these hearts
The fightin, the stabbin, the pullin, the grabbin
The riot squad with the captain, nobody knows what happened
The two years in a box, revenge, the plots
The twenty-three hours that's locked, the one hour that's not
The silence, the dark, the mind, so fragile
The wish, that the streets, would have took you, when they had you
The days, the months, the years, despair
One night on my knees, here it comes... The Prayer.

Morpheus
10-16-2006, 05:17 PM
DMX - Who we be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdL7QF8D2VU) (<--- youtube video link)


Speaking of DMX what's up with him claiming a woman from D.C. raped him (http://news.softpedia.com/news/DMX-Was-Raped-36154.shtml)? :eek:

cryptoracist
10-16-2006, 05:25 PM
Speaking of DMX what's up with him claiming a woman from D.C. raped him (http://news.softpedia.com/news/DMX-Was-Raped-36154.shtml)? :eek:
And I believe him. Some of these chicks will do anything to get pregnant by a star... anything. Save used condoms... rsaving ejac in their mouth... whatever... I've heard it all. If he wasn't huge famous rap star and actor I would be laughing but do you know what he has grossed from his movies alone?

So I can definately see chickens scheming on that... I can see it happening easily. :negro:



edit: I used to be a dancer at a club in Yonkers that was walking distance from his apts and he used to come in there all the time... but he was a brokeass crackhead back tthen... used to get bounced right back out... and often. :p

Morpheus
10-16-2006, 05:27 PM
Save used condoms... rsaving ejac in their mouth...

I hadn't thought of that. :sick:

cryptoracist
10-16-2006, 05:45 PM
I hadn't thought of that. :sick:
BTW, that's a beautiful picture of Jesus in your sig... looks just like him. :negro:

Morpheus
10-16-2006, 05:48 PM
BTW, that's a beautiful picture of Jesus in your sig... looks just like him. :negro:

Thanks, I like it.

It's that artistic convention like the Mona Lisa where no matter what angle you are at when you look at the portrait its eyes seem to be staring directly at you.

Björn
10-17-2006, 06:03 AM
BWahahahahahaa! This is sum exceptinoally funny shit here! :p

I need to remember to give the nazi sallute when im in new york if i want a cab ;)

ПЁTP CMИPHOBЪ
10-17-2006, 07:19 AM
Check out these goth/emo blogs. Western teens are more fucked up than I'll ever be. :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuK2DFWza5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5045Kry2H4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O9kJ3P_iZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gelxMMsoYb4

Ahknaton
10-19-2006, 02:58 AM
This is pretty funny: A South Korean Backstreet Boys-like "boy band" performs a concert in North Korea, as part of some friendship cultural exchange. The reactions of disgust and disbelief from the North Korean audience are priceless. North Koreans have good musical taste!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM1avYwLC6I

OVERWATCH
10-19-2006, 03:35 AM
This is pretty funny: A South Korean Backstreet Boys-like "boy band" performs a concert in North Korea, as part of some friendship cultural exchange. The reactions of disgust and disbelief from the North Korean audience are priceless. North Koreans have good musical taste!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM1avYwLC6I


heh..'cultural exchange'... for North Korea to be on the receiving end of that sort of urban schiesskultur would be like getting a blood transfusion from an AIDS patient.

ПЁTP CMИPHOBЪ
10-19-2006, 07:05 AM
I really like this video, tribute to fallen soldiers in Chechnya. It's quite moving. :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw3kOrSlf6M

But here's a funny one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=198a1Uiu4pw

phorafeeb1
10-19-2006, 10:03 AM
OK, am admittant that they didn't perform a video...

Mea Culpa. Flog me with a fuckin' spoon...

This said, the very best unknown music recording ever laid on tape is here:http://www.mwbrand.com/MP3s/live_at_bogies/04eveready.mp3


These guys are all unknowns to the unwashed but within the top musician clicks in LA, these guys are hired guns. I know the kbd player. I also play keys and strive for a higher form of music. The tune is called the Chicken by Jaco Pastorius which is why the guitar solo does the squaking chicken motif. This to me is right up there with some of the best funk/fusion on the planet.
While your friends "live at bogies" may sport a huge following and probably make more bread per performance, they do fall far short of musical talent in the strictest sense. Ask IlRagno! He will most likely agree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGAf71b2BA&search=rob%20whitlock

<flame deleted>
10-19-2006, 09:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFSFZ6TkNZo

:jew: :jew: :jew:

ПЁTP CMИPHOBЪ
10-22-2006, 08:25 PM
I must be emo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnD6B4uFhXw&mode=related&search=

raven
10-22-2006, 08:35 PM
I must be emo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnD6B4uFhXw&mode=related&search=
That was always one of my favourites. Classic on YouTube and YTMND. Emo kids suck, especially emo chicks. :D If you guys ever establish Whitemanistan, make sure to save the cute emo girls (not the ugly ones) for me to keep as concubines. Their repulsive liberalism is still good for one purpose. :)

Ahknaton
10-23-2006, 02:21 PM
First 4 minutes of the Borat movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-qO8Oywpas

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

raven
10-23-2006, 03:51 PM
First 4 minutes of the Borat movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-qO8Oywpas

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'm definately going to watch that. Sacha (sp?) Cohen is smart to have made a whole movie based on Borat. Ali G and the Austrian Fashion Designer Gay Guy were never funny to me.

Ahknaton
10-23-2006, 04:05 PM
I'm definately going to watch that. Sacha (sp?) Cohen is smart to have made a whole movie based on Borat. Ali G and the Austrian Fashion Designer Gay Guy were never funny to me.
Yeah I agree. Borat has always been my favourite character. Ali G was just annoying. He captured the homie stereotype little bit too well.

Ahknaton
10-23-2006, 04:06 PM
Fuck'n USA (a big hit in Korea supposedly):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lile7km-Gdg

What a pair of homos.

cryptoracist
10-23-2006, 04:49 PM
First 4 minutes of the Borat movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-qO8Oywpas

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Excellant post! :negro:




Yet another all-time fave... Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIvc4NH4jOE)

Anti Social
10-24-2006, 02:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXUr2soiyVQ

German woman performs to the Stooges. :)

Anti Social
10-24-2006, 06:19 PM
you guys check out Anima Aeternae VBlog jamming. :hump:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rcjaBWvx0

Der Sozialist
10-24-2006, 10:51 PM
you guys check out Anima Aeternae VBlog jamming. :hump:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rcjaBWvx0

What were you searching for when you stumbled across that video?

Popovic
10-25-2006, 01:06 AM
Our crazy sub continental cousins are at it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRmqZRPgK1w

Its so bad that its actually good :rofl:

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
10-25-2006, 05:38 AM
Saddam my Father
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6XWhtNu3uw

Kim Jong Il body guards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRVTUVIaiQ

Adolph Hitler speaking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omw-Q1Gj-aQ

Pol Pot Interview (watch 1 min in to 1:40)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0DD4NKcnk

Mussoulini Support Film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJKVKCDKwqY&mode=related&search=

Hitler Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwVatoUfty8

Geist
10-25-2006, 12:34 PM
Our crazy sub continental cousins are at it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRmqZRPgK1w

Its so bad that its actually good :rofl:

LOL. Everyone needs to watch this!

Lily
10-25-2006, 12:57 PM
:mad: He stole my moves!

cryptoracist
10-25-2006, 10:02 PM
you guys check out Anima Aeternae VBlog jamming. :hump:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rcjaBWvx0
haha i had my sound turned off and that was still pretty funny. :p

What a dork! :rofl:

tempus fugit
10-26-2006, 12:52 AM
Who Are You?
Excellent "in the studio" video
(Sadly, Keith Moon wouldn't survive the year.)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7LSKCSR-X7c&mode=related&search=

Ahknaton
10-26-2006, 10:50 AM
Fedor Emelianenko (Pride FC Mixed Martial Arts fighter):

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xba1a_fedor-emelianenko-highlight-hl

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8762652198751834650&q=russian+fedor

Genki Sudo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Hz4_1X7Do

Oblisk
10-26-2006, 12:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GoCvuB8Ow

<flame deleted>
10-26-2006, 07:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BonLVVt10a4

How to recognize a communist :bitchfight:

Winston
10-26-2006, 08:12 PM
Hilarious Der Untergang clip with alternative subtitles. Not as funny if you speak German or don't know American car culture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjlnETXiwWE

Hrolf Kraki
10-26-2006, 10:45 PM
this guy seems to be way to into them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKTvThxnT_8

EDIT: I just noticed that there is a sticky for youtube clips.

Hrolf Kraki
10-26-2006, 10:57 PM
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbWaRJUD-iE

Hrolf Kraki
10-26-2006, 10:58 PM
Hilarious Der Untergang clip with alternative subtitles. Not as funny if you speak German or don't know American car culture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjlnETXiwWE

What if you speak German AND know American car culture? :p

I saw that clip on an American car culture forum. It was pretty good.

Ahknaton
10-27-2006, 05:13 PM
"Good day, Mr Kubrick". Video audition for Full Metal Jacket:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbl4vQLfr4

:rofl:

Winston
10-27-2006, 05:35 PM
"Good day, Mr Kubrick". Video audition for Full Metal Jacket:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbl4vQLfr4

:rofl:

Brilliant!

Oblisk
10-28-2006, 04:28 PM
David Blaine spoof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D65vuzlPEX4

:rofl:

cryptoracist
10-29-2006, 01:53 AM
Aaliyah Are you somebody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udmRJJll0kk

cryptoracist
10-29-2006, 01:03 AM
For the ladies... (& Brandon) :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu2_Be167Rs

In Those Jeans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUH44oCjy1Y&NR)

Different (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAorxvXjNFU)

Ahknaton
10-29-2006, 04:00 PM
Charlie Brown: Jihad Christmas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuPDm5fYFT8

<flame deleted>
10-29-2006, 10:37 PM
http://www.videovat.com/videos/676/spongebob-hemppants.aspx

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Edward I
10-29-2006, 10:53 PM
I've been fucking with this teenage Australian girl, she has a bunch of lame videos. Check it out, Emo McDonalds or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8StEiJB89k

Northern_Paladin
10-30-2006, 06:06 AM
Remy Zero- Somebody Save Me is my fav Youtube video. Also happens to be the opening theme for Smallville which was one of my favorite TV shows when I was in High School.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_XbICwVJ6I

The Retard
10-30-2006, 06:23 AM
The Angry Nintendo Nerd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1raUvGNbZFg

Its awesome to find out that I wasn't the only one that thought the Friday the 13th game on Nintendo sucked ass.

Sandee
10-30-2006, 01:59 PM
I like the black and white clip. :)

Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVo2LOncgMc

Ahknaton
11-01-2006, 08:12 AM
Bardo Thodol - The Matrix on the 49th Day

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LYlhK8rzH6g

cryptoracist
11-01-2006, 08:58 AM
For us... this is merely foreplay... ;)

Infamous Mr and Mrs. Smith - Fight Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQMhVajuUz0)

cryptoracist
11-01-2006, 09:54 AM
This new Haitian dude is hot... got a nice-sized buzz out about him and this video...

Smitty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Lq7aCAVtA&mode=related&search=)

Cute little Haitian stripper towards the end with a killer outfit... :negro:

Alanna_Halfelven
11-01-2006, 10:14 AM
I thought this was crazy & hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL1foko37sk

The kids are genius' and I've never heard so much about spam lol.

Ahknaton
11-01-2006, 11:26 AM
Three neo-connish pro-war music videos, with pictures and movie clips of military hardware and munitions set to rap & rock music. I don't agree with the politics of course, but they're pretty cool nonetheless:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4FcKxhx-Zs4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qLUTuJYQgL4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyikZuCmHUw

OVERWATCH
11-01-2006, 05:07 PM
Soyuz rocket lifts off in 2002 from Plesetsk Cosmodrome, gains some altitude, then craps out totally and crashes back into the launch pad, exploding and killing one person a km away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl9u-h_btBo&search=soyuz

Leshrac
11-03-2006, 10:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ovB40lSqg

Because it's in the koran, because it's in the koraaaaan.

lmfao :rofl:

brigadier Biggles
11-06-2006, 03:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN2zeRbu0x4

All Red Alert briefings uploaded by me (stormy petrel).

Ace Rimmer
11-06-2006, 02:48 PM
lol !

Cat from hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2W0jYbU7Ak


check out that scream!

Sandee
11-06-2006, 03:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28OaJ2N9PXI (part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3AX8FnrdJU (part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gyqpOaJ_bA (part 3)

Hrolf Kraki
11-06-2006, 07:39 PM
Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK51W1g5whg) from Mel Gibson's new move, Apocalypto.

It looks pretty bad ass.

Arminius
11-06-2006, 09:03 PM
Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK51W1g5whg) from Mel Gibson's new move, Apocalypto.

It looks pretty bad ass.

Yeah, about time someone did a good film on mesoamerican cultures. I wonder if they will speak in Mayan. One thing that is good for Mel, there are no Jews in ancient America... But you never know.

Hrolf Kraki
11-06-2006, 10:18 PM
Yeah, about time someone did a good film on mesoamerican cultures. I wonder if they will speak in Mayan. One thing that is good for Mel, there are no Jews in ancient America... But you never know.

Yes, I agree. I'm tired of every historical movie being about WWII. That time period is way too played out.

The actors will be speaking Mayan in the movie. However, the Mayans were quite a violent people, so I think it would be fair to assume that there's not too much dialogue.

There is also a conquistador movie coming out in a couple weeks. However, apparently it's not all about the conquistadors, but rather about one who finds the tree of life/fountain of youth and drinks from it which allows him to live forever. I guess the story is three individual stories each in different times: 1500, 2000, and 2500. I'll find the trailer and post it. Looks quite intriguing.

Hrolf Kraki
11-06-2006, 10:26 PM
The Fountain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IP_Rjx4wVY)

Anti-Humanist
11-07-2006, 01:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCyk-2MGlLo

Morpheus
11-08-2006, 07:25 PM
This video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0pnLXO3Eec) is pretty funny.

Hrolf Kraki
11-09-2006, 07:33 PM
Children of Bodom - Oops, I did it Again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy1Jki4TT9c)

Ambrosio Spinola
11-09-2006, 07:37 PM
I love this movie :D

This is a kick ass song too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1G3u7vN36U

http://www.rhps.org/archive/pictures/mixed/mixed.0043.gif

OVERWATCH
11-09-2006, 08:36 PM
I love this movie :D

This is a kick ass song too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1G3u7vN36U

http://www.rhps.org/archive/pictures/mixed/mixed.0043.gif

:rofl: I hope you are pulling our collective leg with that. Say it ain't so! :eek:

Sandee
11-10-2006, 03:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlfXXGEaiig

Ambrosio Spinola
11-10-2006, 05:35 PM
:rofl: I hope you are pulling our collective leg with that. Say it ain't so! :eek:

LOL

http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/rocky%20horror/video/xegy2_the-time-warp
:dance2:

Ratatoskur
11-10-2006, 06:05 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gIZRFt8YBpM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PRSOdylUbmc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tpkfDXJp5jQ

Ambrosio Spinola
11-11-2006, 06:37 PM
Excellent clips Rataoskur...thanks for sharing them with us.

Ahknaton
11-13-2006, 08:30 AM
Tony Blair - Should I stay or should I go?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vwKZiDsY4

Morpheus
11-13-2006, 08:43 AM
Here are some amusing spoofs of the "racist ad" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT8ukEUuSGE) against Harold Ford:

Harold Ford Is a Black Man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az39l8xhVwk)

Bob Corker ain't miscegenated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or3633fdneg&)

Harold Ford Jr. - THUG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAgUvJWijag&NR)

Too bad he didn't win, I'm sure he would have been a good Senator for the state of Tennesse.

But atleast the Democrats still one the Senate. :D

Agnostic Priest
11-13-2006, 11:03 AM
Heres a good one
Chick rock tells the truth about blacks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utnK4o-jvzk

Fade the Butcher
11-14-2006, 06:50 AM
Bill Maher on Pastor Ted Faggard and recently departed Republicans.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AmAWj9dYzE8&mode=related&search=

Ahknaton
11-14-2006, 10:39 AM
One photo per day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7dnGo_2tZA&eurl=

Daniel Shays
11-15-2006, 03:14 AM
Basshunter: DOTA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFN7EiKguaE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAV4uUvUR14)

w/ English subs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikDdNDt_S70

ivory bill
11-15-2006, 05:17 AM
Youtube is currently down. I presume new management is making some changes.

http://www.youtube.com/img/bad_reaction.gif

Ambrosio Spinola
11-15-2006, 10:31 AM
There is also Dailymotion in case Google terraforms the place to much.