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Billy Score
10-31-2005, 02:53 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051030/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_witch_s_tax_break

APPELSCHA, Netherlands - Dutch witches were guaranteed a financial treat when the Leeuwarden District Court reaffirmed their legal right to write off the costs of schooling — including in witchcraft — against their tax bills. Those costs run to thousands of euros.

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The case is brewing political fury in the halls of Dutch government where a member of parliament for the ruling Christian Democrats demanded an explanation.

"It's just because the word 'witch' was mentioned that they have woken up," said Margarita Rongen, clad in flowing black velvet robes and wearing a Wiccan talisman. "This write-off has been around for a long time."

The court found that a witch can declare schooling costs if it increases the likelihood of employment.

Lawmaker Pieter Omtzigt was astounded.

"If we spend euro1,000 on a witchcraft class, that's euro1,000 we can't spent elsewhere," Omtzigt said.

When he asked about it in parliament, Junior Finance Minister Joop Wijn wrote, "Under the circumstances, the cost of a course to become a witch qualifies as school fees."


Can ANYONE justify for me the existance of the Netherlands?
Geist
10-31-2005, 03:50 PM
'Coffee shops', justification of the highest order.
Jimbo Gomez
10-31-2005, 06:45 PM
The Dutch are among the most intelligent people on the world, and history shows they have the biggest balls of all European nations, frequently having taken on much more powerful enemies, and often ended up victorious. They were great explorers, and even today they produce a lot of highly skilled scholars. Noone except the Flemish has a right to trash them, capice. ;)
Billy Score
10-31-2005, 07:40 PM
The Dutch are among the most intelligent people on the world, and history shows they have the biggest balls of all European nations, frequently having taken on much more powerful enemies, and often ended up victorious. They were great explorers, and even today they produce a lot of highly skilled scholars. Noone except the Flemish has a right to trash them, capice. ;)
They are worthless, vile degenerates and i am personally offended that they are part of my species. I can and will trash them for their degeneracy. If anyone i'd have thought you'd agree that the dutch are scumbags.
Jimbo Gomez
10-31-2005, 07:51 PM
I don't approve of their ways, but they are fellow netherlandics and I will protect them against outside attacks. Only a fellow Netherlander like myself gets to trash them. Like the arabs say: me against my brothers, me and my brothers against my cousins, me and my brothers and my cousins against the world.
Martin Kuklinski
11-02-2005, 03:45 PM
Holland should have had an revolution after Theo van Gogh was murdered. Killing the filthy unholy swine wasn't enough.

Maybe Mazdak ''The red little spic'' is right about Holland. We should be perished, and the real hardcore Dutch folks like me should survive and reinstall a right-wing republic based on the interests of Europe's holyness.
Martin Kuklinski
11-02-2005, 03:50 PM
The Dutch are among the most intelligent people on the world, and history shows they have the biggest balls of all European nationsThanks for the kinds words, but i'll have to disagree on the ''Big balls'' thing. We are pussies, people are leaving the city's for a life on the country side because of mud terror. And we're Europe's biggest pussie. We have payed the European Union in total 50 billion in euro's. Spaniards never payed more then 10 billion, the French never did, the British are always finding an excuse for not paying for Europe.Noone except the Flemish has a right to trash them, capice. ;) Maybe the Commie mongrel is being sarcastic assholic. But you're right; NOONE EXCEPT THE FLEMSHIT'S ARE ALOUD TO TRASH US.
Jimbo Gomez
11-02-2005, 03:53 PM
Oh go suck a dick like so many of your male compatriots love to do you filthy Dutchman. :D
Martin Kuklinski
11-02-2005, 03:58 PM
Oh go suck a dick like so many of your male compatriots love to do you filthy Dutchman. :DI will, my fellow Flem[shit].
Billy Score
11-02-2005, 08:07 PM
Wow i'm surrounded by dutch sodomites :(
Vindex
11-02-2005, 08:43 PM
Just another religious group getting a free ride that is all. Now I should start my own church and call it the church of booze, smokes and titties. Tax free strippers, giving tax free lap dances!