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Sinclair
11-12-2005, 03:35 AM
1. 1 swig of Keith's (beer's not my thing), 4 shots of rum w/ coke chasers, 2 of whisky, 1 with a coke chaser, 1 with Vernor's giner ale.

Si I'm a bit drunk. Not "fall down, puke in bed, get dragged to tub, also puke there" drunk. "Happy, fun, nice" drunk. Because when I'm drunk I'm drunk like my father is when he's runk, or so my mother's told me (And I saw some of it once, at a dinner with a freind and his apenrts, but this friend had ahd an allergic reaction to something, and so he zonked out, and so it was just me and my parents, my brother being at a Bar Mitzvah, and this guy's paenrts, and my father drank a bit too much, and got quite talkative, etc). I get happy, talkative, a bit loud, and nice.

Being drunk is when I tell my brother that he's a decent person, that he's my brother, and taht regardless of his faults, i love him. I should really do this when I'm sober. Hopefully I'll read this tommorw, and do that, but right now Im pretty drunk, and I might not remember. So, maybe remind me that I should be nicer to the little (Well, actually bigger than me in terms of height, since I was born premature) guy in future.

2. God DAMN are the people I chose to "run with", as I suppose all of you damned young folk (Ha ha I'm older in soul than i am in body) say, like a bunhc of fucking baby ducklings. Only me and 1 other guy had ANY thoughts of planning out what we were doing.

OK, so we get on the bus, get via subway (When I am told tha tmoney may be needed, WHICH I DONT CURRENYLT HAVE ON MY PERSON) to who knows where, sort of half-decide to get to a guy's house, end up there, decide we're going elsewhere, randomly wander off towards who knows where, end up with 3 guys buying food at Wendy's (I having traded a TTC token to a guy for the purchase of a spicy pattie or patty or whatever in a subway station food stand/kiosk thingy though iw as still hungry), then deciding to go to this other guy's place. Drinking in public being illegal and all, and also given that the money we had maybe not being enough to pick up the booze, and various other factors. And of course since I am the total SPIRIT of responsibility I refuse to drink anywhere except a private residence where I am invited to be, or a place deidcated to drinking, and the former is probably better.

Then we get to the subway, to go there, and me and the 1 guy mentioned previously wait. And wait. And the other guys "Went out for a smoke". And the nit turned out they'd wandered to some othert guy's place. SO we went to where we'd planned to go. And so it was just the three of us. And we sat around and did zip, the other two drank some beer, beer not being my thing. THen we got up, and did some shots, and I wandered around. I made sure to drink peltny of liquids! IMPORTANT!

Lots of cellphone calls were made, and it was decided that we were going to the guy's place where the others had gone, mentioned previously. Except then it was decided that they were coiming here. So eventually they arrived, me being sort of pisse.d

Then it turned out that one or two had ended up going to the "Dark Side of Oz",. which is something a theatre (Bloor Cinema? Should check this) does, wher etheyy play "The Wizard of Oz" without sound, the soundtrack being Pink Floyd's "Dark SIde of the Moon". Big with stoners, apparenttly.

Then I managed to get home, being drunk enough... I've taken the acetominophen... So I won't be too hung over.

YEH!

Atlas
11-12-2005, 03:43 AM
Hangover day tomorrow. Hope you got aspirin.

Anarch
11-12-2005, 03:43 AM
Pussy. I'll esteem you when you can down a litre of vodka in three hours and not feel like road kill the next morning :D

OVERWATCH
11-12-2005, 03:59 AM
Pussy. I'll esteem you when you can down a litre of vodka in three hours and not feel like road kill the next morning :D

Jesus... the only folks I know who can do that are hard-core alcoholics.

Last time I got nice and drunk, eleven(11) daze ago, I drank ~40oz of 10.2% ABV Stone's Imperial Stout plus plenty of other, er, party goodies, if you know what I mean.;) About ten(10) glasses of water through the night and I wasn't feeling all that bad the next day. Water is the key to avoiding a bad hangover.

Excorcism
11-12-2005, 04:54 AM
I've had QUITE ALOT OF SANGRIA today. Ya, I'm ddefinitly under the influence as I'm typing htis. So hopefully I won't have a hang over. Maybe playing some Day of Defeat will help me out. That and a bottle of water. Good luck tomorrow man.

Hakluyt
11-12-2005, 05:59 AM
Heh, I saw that thing for Pink Floyd when I was in Toronto last. I had heard about the relationship between the Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon from some pop culture reference beforehand, so I just rolled my eyes and continued on my way.

I haven't been drunk since I was 15; don't intend to find myself in that state again any time soon.

Jimbo Gomez
11-12-2005, 10:20 AM
I never get drunk anymore these days. Hope you'll be ok in the morning Daniel the Younger.

Alfred_Dunhill
11-12-2005, 02:53 PM
I've taken the acetominophen... So I won't be too hung over.



I thought you weren't supposed to mix that stuff with alchohol. Rough on the liver, or so I hear...

Sinclair
11-12-2005, 03:28 PM
I am completely un-hungover. Because I drank lots of liquids.

Anarch
11-12-2005, 03:45 PM
Jesus... the only folks I know who can do that are hard-core alcoholics.

Yeah :D Irish blood is useful :p Nitris oxide (sp?) rocks btw. I learned that about two hours ago. And I retyped that three times to eliminate whatever spelling mistakes I'm capable of comprehending.

brigadier Biggles
11-13-2005, 01:26 AM
Ive never been drunk, been in situations where i could of been but amazingly for a person my age i have a bit of self control and respect....

Give me a few years and i might be, only started drinking Carlsberg every now and then last year...

Jimbo Gomez
11-13-2005, 01:27 AM
That's my boy. having a drink on ocasion is fine, but there's no use in getting drunk.

Anarch
11-13-2005, 01:58 AM
That's my boy. having a drink on ocasion is fine, but there's no use in getting drunk.
Alcohol is what makes unfortunate sods into fathers and ugly women into mothers. Without it, the human race would probably have died out some time ago :p

Billy Score
11-13-2005, 02:17 AM
This thread should be deleted for encouraging degeneracy.

brigadier Biggles
11-13-2005, 02:38 AM
That's my boy. having a drink on ocasion is fine, but there's no use in getting drunk.

Good to know my dad is supportive :) .

Banat
11-13-2005, 02:47 AM
Alcohol is what makes unfortunate sods into fathers and ugly women into mothers.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lucifer again.

Niko Bellic
11-13-2005, 04:58 PM
Si I'm a bit drunk. Not "fall down, puke in bed, get dragged to tub, also puke there" drunk. "Happy, fun, nice" drunk. Because when I'm drunk I'm drunk like my father is when he's runk, or so my mother's told me (And I saw some of it once, at a dinner with a freind and his apenrts, but this friend had ahd an allergic reaction to something, and so he zonked out, and so it was just me and my parents, my brother being at a Bar Mitzvah, and this guy's paenrts, and my father drank a bit too much, and got quite talkative, etc). I get happy, talkative, a bit loud, and nice.

I'm the same way, as long as the subject doesn't turn to politics, then I start preaching loudly.

Alfred_Dunhill
11-13-2005, 06:25 PM
When I'm drunk and feelin' good and people start talkin' about politics, I usually try to change the subject to something benign, like puppies or titties or something.