I am 1/16 African...

[infoterror]

The tests came in today. Looks like a great-great-grandfather or something was a Negro. I don't know what I'm going to do. I think I'm going to kill myself, but I don't want to do it without taking down the enemies of common sense, e.g. liberals, Christians, Jews, businessmen, neoconservatives, Wiccans and Buddhists. Someone recommended a suicide bombing, but I don't want my friends and family to think I was a Muslim. I guess I'll have to leave a lengthy note and make sure there are lots of casualties. God, I cannot believe this. I'm 6.23% Black, as in African-American. If I don't kill myself, maybe I can get money from the government.

[Fade the Butcher]

What test did you take?

[Starr]

Join the nation of Islam if they will have you and take pride in your African Heritage. You be a brotha now.:D

Seriously(even though I think your post, in itself seems hoaxy) I don't know how much faith I would place in any of those tests.

[Atlas]

What a joke...

[brigadier Biggles]

Must have issues if you consider suicide or suicide bombing because some dodgy test said you have a miniscule amount of nigger blood...:rofl:

[Alfred_Dunhill]

The tests came in today. Looks like a great-great-grandfather or something was a Negro.

For what it's worth, you always struck me as being 100% nigger, whatever color you may happen to be.

I think I'm going to kill myself,

Perhaps there is a God.

[jcs]

Must have issues if you consider suicide or suicide bombing because some dodgy test said you have a miniscule amount of nigger blood...
Of course, infoterror is probably trolling. He's been known to do that.
But can we learn something from a troll?
I remember once on tNP, a member posted his pictures in the classification section, promising that if he was found to be Jewish, he'd kill himself.

There is more to life than race, and if one's racial status prompts one to kill themself--well, that person doesn't have a lot going on in his life. So if anyone ever tells you that they'd kill themselves if they were partially jewish or black or whatever--tell them that they are jewish or black or...
We don't need such people in our race, now, do we?

[Alfred_Dunhill]

Of course, infoterror is probably trolling. He's been known to do that.

He's never been known to do anything else.

[jcs]

He's never been known to do anything else.
Every post on this forum is an attempt to flame or troll. Some of us just dress up our trolling in finer clothing. ;)

[Alfred_Dunhill]

Every post on this forum is an attempt to flame or troll.

You noticed that too, eh?

Some of us just dress up our trolling in finer clothing. ;)

Why bother? ;)

[joon]

This is stupid.

[jcs]

You noticed that too, eh?
I'll take it further: whenever a human communicates with another, he is trolling.
Most of the time, he gets an erection when he displays his power over another. But sometimes, when he is flacid, he will try to help another with his words.

[Alfred_Dunhill]

I'll take it further: whenever a human communicates with another, he is trolling.
Most of the time, he gets an erection when he displays his power over another. But sometimes, when he is flacid, he will try to help another with his words.


Methinks you engage in too much mental masturbation.

[jcs]

Methinks you engage in too much mental masturbation.
And what is all thought, if not a ego-stroking?

[Alfred_Dunhill]

And what is all thought, if not a ego-stroking?


Tell me about your mother.

[1-800]

Please take Penisbird and Grogz down with you.

:rofl:

[1-800]

Another thing...make sure you do it in #GNAA, #Batmobile or #Politics.

[The Retard]

I'm 100% Aryan master race. I cant wait to throw your ass in the concentration camp with the other impure races.

[daisy]

the name info-terror fits you good with that kind of info

[Earl_Cerberus]

There is more to life than race, and if one's racial status prompts one to kill themself--well, that person doesn't have a lot going on in his life.

Race is All.

My advice to infoterror is to become heavily involved in Eugenics and to make sure that his few inferior genetics get washed out, there is still 15/16 that is salvagable so don't give up hope.

[Leif]

The tests came in today. Looks like a great-great-grandfather or something was a Negro. I don't know what I'm going to do. I think I'm going to kill myself, but I don't want to do it without taking down the enemies of common sense, e.g. liberals, Christians, Jews, businessmen, neoconservatives, Wiccans and Buddhists. Someone recommended a suicide bombing, but I don't want my friends and family to think I was a Muslim. I guess I'll have to leave a lengthy note and make sure there are lots of casualties. God, I cannot believe this. I'm 6.23% Black, as in African-American. If I don't kill myself, maybe I can get money from the government.

Your existence is not a bad thing, info terror.

[daisy]

you are back in black.
where i live you can't get black in your blood
only in your eyes, hair, and skin.
go ask the doctor to check your blood to make sure it is still red.

[Revolution_of_the_Mind]

The tests came in today. Looks like a great-great-grandfather or something was a Negro. I don't know what I'm going to do. I think I'm going to kill myself, but I don't want to do it without taking down the enemies of common sense, e.g. liberals, Christians, Jews, businessmen, neoconservatives, Wiccans and Buddhists. Someone recommended a suicide bombing, but I don't want my friends and family to think I was a Muslim. I guess I'll have to leave a lengthy note and make sure there are lots of casualties. God, I cannot believe this. I'm 6.23% Black, as in African-American. If I don't kill myself, maybe I can get money from the government.

I would like to know what test you took. :rolleyes: And if it makes you feel better, Hitler had jewish ancestry. ;)

[Anarch]

I would like to know what test you took. :rolleyes: And if it makes you feel better, Hitler had jewish ancestry. ;)
Actually he didn't. Better luck claiming he only had one testicle :p

[Revolution_of_the_Mind]

Actually he didn't.

How can you be so sure? hmmm.

[Anarch]

How can I be so sure? Because not only is it overwhelmingly improbable, but there is no evidence to say that he did have Jewish ancestry, and the evidence that does exist points to the fact he doesn't.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_325b.html
Was Hitler part Jewish?

Dear Cecil:

I and a number of my friends were raised Jewish. In different Sunday and Hebrew schools, we all heard myths that Hitler was Jewish, and some said that his heritage, not the impending allied victory, caused him to commit suicide. One stubborn boy insists that Hitler's father was at least half Jewish, and that young Adolf hated his father, causing him to translate his hatred into mass slaughter as an adult. Secular teachers, history books, and encyclopedias make no mention of Hitler having any Jewish blood. I hope you, Cecil the all-knowing, can set the record straight. -- Anonymous, Dallas

Cecil replies:

Wish I could oblige, bubeleh. But while Hitler probably didn't have any Jewish blood, it can't be completely ruled out. Hitler's father was illegitimate and to this day there is some question about who his grandfather was. Throughout his career he was dogged by rumors about his pedigree, some of them circulated by his fellow Nazis. In 1933 the London Daily Mirror published a picture of a gravestone in a Jewish cemetery in Bucharest inscribed with some Hebrew characters and the name Adolf Hitler. It's now known the Bucharest Hitler could not have been grandfather to our Adolf, but Hitler was sufficiently worried about the whole business that, according to the historian John Toland, he had the Nazi law defining Jewishness written to exclude Jesus Christ and himself.

Here's what we know: Hitler's paternal grandmother, Maria Schicklgruber, gave birth to Alois, Hitler's father, in 1837. She was 42 and unmarried at the time and apparently never revealed the father's identity. Five years later she married Johann Georg Hiedler or Hitler (spelling was a bit casual in those days). But Alois kept the surname Schicklgruber until he was 39 years old.

In 1876 a new baptismal certificate was issued declaring that Alois's stepfather J.G. Hiedler was in fact his real father. By this time both Maria and J.G. were dead. Why the name change so late in the day nobody really knows, but there is speculation that Alois did it so he could come into an inheritance. At any rate, few researchers today believe J.G. was really Alois's father.

Now for the weird stuff. After the war Hitler's former lawyer, Hans Frank, claimed that Adolf told him in 1930 that one of his relatives was trying to blackmail him by threatening to reveal his alleged Jewish ancestry. Hitler asked Frank to find out the facts. Frank says he determined that at the time Maria Schicklgruber gave birth to Alois, she was working as a household cook in the town of Graz. Her employers were a Jewish family named Frankenberger, who had a 19-year-old son. The son, according to Frank, was Alois's father and Hitler's grandfather--which would make the man who inspired the Holocaust one-quarter Jewish.

Frank's allegations have vexed historians ever since. The distinguished Hitler scholar Werner Maser was so irritated he claimed Frank made the whole thing up. Others think Frank was telling the truth but that the research he did for Hitler was faulty. It turns out that all Jews had been expelled from Graz in the 15th century and were not allowed to return until the 1860s; what's more, so far as can be determined, Maria Schicklgruber never lived in Graz. Frank's source for the Frankenberger yarn was a distant relation of Hitler's, who supposedly had letters exchanged by the Frankenbergers and Maria Schicklgruber. (It's claimed they gave her child support.) But neither the relative nor the letters have ever surfaced, and chances are it's all a crock.

So who really was Hitler's grandfather? Werner Maser thinks it was the brother of his legal grandfather, one Johann Nepomuk Hiedler. But that's not all. J. Nepomuk was also the grandfather of Klara Poelzl, Hitler's mom. In other words, J.N. was both Adolph's paternal grandfather and his maternal great-grandfather. I'm not about to tell you any of this was the proximate cause of Hitler's persecution of the Jews, his suicide, or anything else. Still, if you believe Maser, not only was Hitler twisted, so was his family tree.

--CECIL ADAMS
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[daisy]

one stubborn boy insists that hitler's father was at least half jewish, and that young adolf hated his father, causing him to translate his hatred into mass slaughter as an adult.i read just the opposite. i remember reading that hitler had respect for some jewish families and he adopted some children and gave them to some jewish families to raise. well it is getting harder to believe anything i read these days. i figure i wasn't there so i have no way of knowing.
according to john toland's biography of adolf hitler, two of hitler's closest friends were jewish, and hitler admired jewish art dealers and jewish operatic performers and producers
http://www.remember.org/guide/Facts.root.hitler.html

[jcs]

Race is All.
Got your test results today. Turns out that you're 1/8th Jewish. Please proceed to kill yourself.

[The Retard]

I'm 100% Ashkenazi Jew, and I'm proud of my ancestry.;)

[TruthSeeker]

The tests came in today. Looks like a great-great-grandfather or something was a Negro. I don't know what I'm going to do. I think I'm going to kill myself, but I don't want to do it without taking down the enemies of common sense, e.g. liberals, Christians, Jews, businessmen, neoconservatives, Wiccans and Buddhists. Someone recommended a suicide bombing, but I don't want my friends and family to think I was a Muslim. I guess I'll have to leave a lengthy note and make sure there are lots of casualties. God, I cannot believe this. I'm 6.23% Black, as in African-American. If I don't kill myself, maybe I can get money from the government.

If you don't like it, you can always hack away 1/16 of yourself. :) :whip: :rofl:

[kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman]

The tests came in today. Looks like a great-great-grandfather or something was a Negro. I don't know what I'm going to do. I think I'm going to kill myself, but I don't want to do it without taking down the enemies of common sense, e.g. liberals, Christians, Jews, businessmen, neoconservatives, Wiccans and Buddhists. Someone recommended a suicide bombing, but I don't want my friends and family to think I was a Muslim. I guess I'll have to leave a lengthy note and make sure there are lots of casualties. God, I cannot believe this. I'm 6.23% Black, as in African-American. If I don't kill myself, maybe I can get money from the government.
Every generation you are more white. 1/16 will be 1/32. 1/32 will be 1/64. You look white. You act white. The small part of black is undetectable to the naked eye...you're white enough for me.

[diabloblanco]

I took a DNA test. It showed Im only 1/16th related to Adolf Hitler. Should I kill myself or blow myself up in a Jewish Deli?:hitler:

[TruthSeeker]

Should I kill myself or blow myself up in a Jewish Deli?:hitler:

Yes...We insist. :)

[Helios Panoptes]

If you don't like it, you can always hack away 1/16 of yourself. :) :whip: :rofl:

Don't bump ancient threads to post bullshit like this. It's bad form.

[TruthSeeker]

Don't bump ancient threads to post bullshit like this. It's bad form.

Sorry. You can delete it if you wish.

EDIT: My post that is.

[Helios Panoptes]

Sorry. You can delete it if you wish.

EDIT: My post that is.

No, it's not a violation of the rules and I don't moderate this sub-forum, anyway. Thread necromancy is just...annoying.

[///M power]

the name info-terror fits you good with that kind of info

at first when I looked at the name I thought it was "inferior" not inferior.
now I know its inferior.
to info: go kill your self,you know you are a Negro,just do it!!!

[Halo]

Everybody who thinks infoterror is not a troll is crazy.