Trolls

[Sandee]

What's up with the recent increase in trolling activity? :( It is pretty annoying.

Kid B, Klipgeit, I am Larry Silverstein, etc. Are they all the same person?

These posts are pretty disgusting: http://www.thephora.net/forum/showpost.php?p=215366&postcount=51

http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?p=215375#post215375

http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?p=215381#post215381

[Jimbo Gomez]

Banned the latest arrival.

[Dr. Gutberlet]

The goat comment wasn't so bad.

[Sandee]

The goat comment wasn't so bad.

I felt like the goat's rights were being violated...

[Hachiko]

Well the trolls are annoying, but they are being slaughtered quickly and efficiently, and to point at the silver lining, we are getting some pretty good mileage and debate out of the "female circumcision" thread.

[Winston]

I feel that the obvious trolls could be cut out faster.

[Insidium]

Trolls are photosynthetic.

[OVERWATCH]

What's up with the recent increase in trolling activity? :( It is pretty annoying.

Kid B, Klipgeit, I am Larry Silverstein, etc. Are they all the same person?

These posts are pretty disgusting: http://www.thephora.net/forum/showpost.php?p=215366&postcount=51

http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?p=215375#post215375

http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?p=215381#post215381

Those are all the same person, and have already been banned.

Except for klipgeit.

Registration has been moderated in an effort of filter out the trolls before they post.

[kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman]

I feel that the obvious trolls could be cut out faster.
When I was a mod on another forum, and I followed the rules and did this, it got me demodded. However, I feel this staff is mature enough that this wouldn't happen.

[Starr]

Here are a few of his vnn threads:

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=39524

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=39712

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=39723

:rofl:

[///M power]

they are here because their queen deserted them.
so they want revenge.

[///M power]

Here are a few of his vnn threads:

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=39524

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=39712

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=39723

:rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"How many members here have ever sprayed urine all over a toilet seat?

How many members here have ever sat down on a urine-soaked toilet seat?

Be honest."

[Starr]

Nothing can beat this title:

POOP is good for you!

[///M power]

Nothing can beat this title:

I liked the one with the piss!
it made me laugh out loudly. or LOL!:rofl:

[OVERWATCH]

I wonder where he is going to move on to?

I have to admit that he is funny, but remember that while it might be fascinating to watch a train wreck, you don't necessarily want that train wreck in your own backyard, you know.

Perhaps someone could give him recommendations for a forum that might be more accepting of his (lack of) taste :p

[O'Zebedee]

Speaking of which, Lenny has made a claim at the Speakeasy (http://www.speakeasy.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=13263&pid=123844&st=15&#entry123844) that his civil rights are being threatened here.

- I logged on tonight and found everything was going extremely slowly, and pages were not loading at all for me. I could not access any pages. (I must've tried 50 times to get various pages on phora over the space of an hour, and managed to get into usercp once, nothing else loaded). Every time I would click on anything, I would either be inexplicably redirected to fade's defunct blog (thephora.net), get a message saying "the server is too busy", or when i tried to search it would say "searches have been disabled". To test whether there was some general problem with the board (which i thought at first) or whether the admins were somehow sabotaging my account, I visited phora as a guest through anonymouse.org, and sure enough everything went lightning fast, searches, threads, everything. No error messages. I went back to the lenny account and still the same problems. The only explanation is that the admins did something to my account to ban me and keep me out without having to actually ban me. Disgraceful. If they want me banned they shouldve been honorable enough to ban me, instead of these backhanded tactics.

[Ahknaton]

Speaking of which, Lenny has made a claim at the Speakeasy (http://www.speakeasy.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=13263&pid=123844&st=15&#entry123844) that his civil rights are being threatened here.
Anti Social made a similar claim about being "stealth banned". I get the "CPU Quota Exceeded" message sometimes too. As for the forum being faster when you browse it anonymously, perhaps it's because it renders the pages differently (without doing queries based on user information) in anonymous mode?

[Helios Panoptes]

The site is sometimes sluggish for me, but it passes.

Lenny's constant griping is insufferable.

[Hachiko]

If such is the case, I am sporadically stealth-banned...:(
BUT! By simply closing the window and trying a new one, I end up beating the evil admin at their own game! :D

[Ambrosio Spinola]

Do you not love good conspiracy theories? Lenny has been banned here how many times already? five, ten times? After his latest stunt with the mass PMing we would really not need any "excuse" to get rid of this pest.

I mean...if a serious member, a regular, has a problem then I understand that resources and time should be allocated to find a compromise. But someone who neither posts here and when he does its only to get some of his bored steam off...well...I believe the growing Phora community does not need such visits.

[Jimbo Gomez]

If we want him banned, we will ban him. No sneaky stuff.

[tempus fugit]

The Admins and Mods here are more than fair.

[Arrow Cross]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Troll1.JPG

Beware of the terrible Trolls! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll)

[Dr. Gutberlet]

http://img28.exs.cx/img28/4672/troll3vt.jpg

[antibuddha]

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG248a.jpg

TROLL
Size/Type: Large Giant
Hit Dice: 6d8+36 (63 hp)
Initiative: +2
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 16 (-1 size, +2 Dex, +5 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +4/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+6)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+6) and bite +4 melee (1d6+3)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Rend 2d6+9
Special Qualities: Darkvision 90 ft., low-light vision, regeneration 5, scent
Saves: Fort +11, Ref +4, Will +3
Abilities: Str 23, Dex 14, Con 23, Int 6, Wis 9, Cha 6
Skills: Listen +5, Spot +6
Feats: Alertness, Iron Will, Track
Environment: Cold mountains (Scrag: Cold aquatic) [also, the internets]
Organization: Solitary or gang (2-4)
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Usually chaotic evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +5

Trolls walk upright but hunched forward with sagging shoulders. Their gait is uneven, and when they run, their arms dangle and drag along the ground. For all this seeming awkwardness, trolls are very agile.

A typical adult troll stands 9 feet tall and weighs 500 pounds. Females are slightly larger than males. A troll’s rubbery hide is moss green, mottled green and gray, or putrid gray. The hair is usually greenish black or iron gray.

Trolls speak Giant.

COMBAT
Trolls have no fear of death: They launch themselves into combat without hesitation, flailing wildly at the closest opponent. Even when confronted with fire, they try to get around the flames and attack. [emphasis added]

Rend (Ex)
If a troll hits with both claw attacks, it latches onto the opponent’s body and tears the flesh. This attack automatically deals an additional 2d6+9 points of damage.

Regeneration (Ex)
Fire and acid deal normal damage to a troll. If a troll loses a limb or body part, the lost portion regrows in 3d6 minutes. The creature can reattach the severed member instantly by holding it to the stump.

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/troll.htm

[Farkas]

I don't know Kid B or Silverstein, but I invited Klipgeit over here.

He's a good poster from SF: South Africa and I thought he would be a good asset to the South African section.

Please don't tell me he's messing it up here... :confused:

I will have a look at his posts.

EDIT: Ok, I think I made a serious mistake inviting him. I apologize to every one of you, I hope you will forgive me.

[Jimbo Gomez]

It's ok, shit happens.

[Apologist]

The Admins and Mods here are more than fair.

They deleted my "sex with granny" thread. That was a classic!!! :mad:

[Sandee]

They deleted my "sex with granny" thread. That was a classic!!! :mad:

I'd like to rep whoever did that.

[Björn]

Teh lollerskates at Apologist:rofl:

[Mike]

What sort of thread is that for a Catholic? Your Catholic credentials look more dubious by the moment.

They deleted my "sex with granny" thread. That was a classic!!! :mad:

[Apologist]

What sort of thread is that for a Catholic? Your Catholic credentials look more dubious by the moment.

Lol. It's not what you think.

[Ahknaton]

Lol. It's not what you think.
Mike,

It is what you think.

[Apologist]

Mike,

It is what you think.

I would bring up the thread to prove you wrong, but ya'll done deleted it. :bbbat: And it was sooooo awesome.

[Mike]

By their fruits, you will know them.
I would bring up the thread to prove you wrong, but ya'll done deleted it. :bbbat: And it was sooooo awesome.

[Apologist]

By their fruits, you will know them.

You calling me fruit, commie?

[Ahknaton]

I would bring up the thread to prove you wrong, but ya'll done deleted it. :bbbat: And it was sooooo awesome.
Are you complaining about the mod policies here? I think we've been more than fair to you. You've even been given a thread in your honour (this one). Declaring that "atheism is like fucking your own grandmother" is not a serious argument, it's a lame excuse for grossing out the rest of the forum with puerile sexual imagery.

[Berianidze]

Are you complaining about the mod policies here? I think we've been more than fair to you. You've even been given a thread in your honour (this one). Declaring that "atheism is like fucking your own grandmother" is not a serious argument, it's a lame excuse for grossing out the rest of the forum with puerile sexual imagery.
Don't forget his thread about the logic of nigger humour or something to that extent, with all his fallacious logical glory!

[Mike]

commieNow there's something I am not called every day! LOL. You are one hilarious character.

[Apologist]

Are you complaining about the mod policies here?

Not really, you are much more lenient than anyone else, er...I've actually been banned from most other forums.

Declaring that "atheism is like fucking your own grandmother" is not a serious argument

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

No, but it does get the point across, neh?

[Der Sozialist]

No, but it does get the point across, neh?

What point was that---that your argument was imbecilic? :rofl:

[Apologist]

What point was that---that your argument was imbecilic? :rofl:

That Atheists are odd.

[Der Sozialist]

That Atheists are odd.

Or that a supposed conservative Catholic has wet dreams about humping granny?

[Apologist]

Or that a supposed conservative Catholic has wet dreams about humping granny?

I don't believe in the grandfather theory. Atheists do. :)

[Hachiko]

I don't believe in the grandfather theory. Atheists do. :)
That thread was cool. Thank God I am a Catholic cause my Granny was not hot. :eek:

[Apologist]

That thread was cool.

HA! :bitchfight:

[Der Sozialist]

I don't believe in the grandfather theory. Atheists do. :)

You know nothing about atheism.

[Apologist]

You know nothing about atheism.

You know nothing about knowing nothing. :viking:

[Helios Panoptes]

You know nothing about knowing nothing. :viking:

Knowing nothing, on the other hand, is your expertise.

[Der Sozialist]

You know nothing about knowing nothing. :viking:

I will admit that I am ignorant of this state—after all, I am not an imbecile like you and therefore I know something.

I cannot recall ever knowing nothing.

[Sean]

I don't believe in the grandfather theory. Atheists do. :)

How does the existence of God rule that theory out?

[Apologist]

:rofl: How does the existence of God rule that theory out?

It's a whole nother topic not for this thread, but I gaurantee you, it's a hoot.

[Apologist]

Knowing nothing, on the other hand, is your expertise.

Socrates would be proud. :)