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Vindex
11-27-2005, 08:32 PM
Worker Bee
Date: 6,500 BCE



From: the Ruling Class

To: the Worker Bee

Date: 6,500 BCE

My Dear Worker Bee,

Do not be concerned with how difficult your life is, making us wealthy, or how we deceived you into exploiting the planet's resources, to create wealth for us to fulfill our selfish greed and desires, for we promise you that there is a heavenly paradise for you (your fictitious soul) to live in forever, once you have finished working your sorry-ass off for us.

By the way, have we mentioned how bad and sinful you are today? You should go to the Temple-Church and repent as soon as possible, and ask for forgiveness. Be sure to pay any tithing that is past due on your account, while you are there confessing your sins; and be sure to use the latest definitions of sin that we gave you, which will change on occasion to fit our wealth-generating strategic needs, regardless our your needs.

In the future, don't be overly concerned about losing your natural skills for (1) hunting and gathering food to feed yourself, (2) building yourself a shelter, (3) finding your own water source, (4) or getting rid of your waste products. We will be launching a new campaign to make you more dependent on us by (1) building grocery stores so that you will have to buy food from us (because we will own all the land -making it impossible for you to hunt and gather food on your own), (2) building ready made homes that you will have to buy from us, along with the land that the home sits on, (3) building water treatment plants so that you will have to buy drinking water from us (because we will own all the water rights), (4) building waste treatment plants so that you will have to pay us to get rid of your waste products (because we will make it illegal to get rid of your waste products for free, wherever you want). I almost forgot, we will also be convincing you that these are all modern conveniences; all you have to do is come up with the money to pay us for it all, including the taxes.

Our prophets (stockbrokers) are telling us that since you will no longer be working to hunt and gather your own food, and will need money to buy food from us, you will be working for us in the future. The distance between your home and your place of work will be a significant distance, making it impossible for you to get to work, on time, by just walking. It is my understanding that there will be something called an "automobile" invented, that you will be able to buy from us to get you to work on time, so that you will be able to earn enough money to pay for everything we have mentioned earlier. This "automobile" will require a type of fuel which will be called "gasoline," which you will also have to buy from us; including the required accessories, such as license plates and "automobile" insurance.

This should complete the major portion of our strategic plan for you to become completely dependent upon us. Next week we will send you a memo concerning some other "need-to-buy" items coming in the future that will be called health care, prescription drugs, health insurance, and life insurance.

With love, affection, and sincere concern for your well-being,

The Ruling Class

P.S. We feel a little guilty and would like to apologize for fooling you into believing that an invisible supernatural-surrogate parent and inexpensive 24-hour-per-day invisible police force, (God), gave us land that rightly belongs to everyone equally, but the priests among us advise against it; and besides that would put them out of a job of keeping the hoax




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Keystone
11-27-2005, 08:43 PM
Worker Bee
Date: 6,500 BCE



From: the Ruling Class

To: the Worker Bee

Date: 6,500 BCE

My Dear Worker Bee,

Do not be concerned with how difficult your life is, making us wealthy, or how we deceived you into exploiting the planet's resources, to create wealth for us to fulfill our selfish greed and desires, for we promise you that there is a heavenly paradise for you (your fictitious soul) to live in forever, once you have finished working your sorry-ass off for us.

By the way, have we mentioned how bad and sinful you are today? You should go to the Temple-Church and repent as soon as possible, and ask for forgiveness. Be sure to pay any tithing that is past due on your account, while you are there confessing your sins; and be sure to use the latest definitions of sin that we gave you, which will change on occasion to fit our wealth-generating strategic needs, regardless our your needs.

In the future, don't be overly concerned about losing your natural skills for (1) hunting and gathering food to feed yourself, (2) building yourself a shelter, (3) finding your own water source, (4) or getting rid of your waste products. We will be launching a new campaign to make you more dependent on us by (1) building grocery stores so that you will have to buy food from us (because we will own all the land -making it impossible for you to hunt and gather food on your own), (2) building ready made homes that you will have to buy from us, along with the land that the home sits on, (3) building water treatment plants so that you will have to buy drinking water from us (because we will own all the water rights), (4) building waste treatment plants so that you will have to pay us to get rid of your waste products (because we will make it illegal to get rid of your waste products for free, wherever you want). I almost forgot, we will also be convincing you that these are all modern conveniences; all you have to do is come up with the money to pay us for it all, including the taxes.

Our prophets (stockbrokers) are telling us that since you will no longer be working to hunt and gather your own food, and will need money to buy food from us, you will be working for us in the future. The distance between your home and your place of work will be a significant distance, making it impossible for you to get to work, on time, by just walking. It is my understanding that there will be something called an "automobile" invented, that you will be able to buy from us to get you to work on time, so that you will be able to earn enough money to pay for everything we have mentioned earlier. This "automobile" will require a type of fuel which will be called "gasoline," which you will also have to buy from us; including the required accessories, such as license plates and "automobile" insurance.

This should complete the major portion of our strategic plan for you to become completely dependent upon us. Next week we will send you a memo concerning some other "need-to-buy" items coming in the future that will be called health care, prescription drugs, health insurance, and life insurance.

With love, affection, and sincere concern for your well-being,

The Ruling Class

P.S. We feel a little guilty and would like to apologize for fooling you into believing that an invisible supernatural-surrogate parent and inexpensive 24-hour-per-day invisible police force, (God), gave us land that rightly belongs to everyone equally, but the priests among us advise against it; and besides that would put them out of a job of keeping the hoax
Ha!

Good one, DR.A

It's uncanny how the capitalists and the regimes who support them have herded us all into "jobs", which take up most of our waking moments and maximize shareholder's profits.








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Vindex
11-27-2005, 08:49 PM
The wall street journal is the real bible of the ruling class.


Ha!

Good one, DR.A

It's uncanny how the capitalists and the regimes who support them have herded us all into "jobs", which take up most of our waking moments and maximize shareholder's profits.

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Niko Bellic
11-27-2005, 08:50 PM
A letter from a loyal subject:

Dear ruling class,

Thank you so much for the improvements you've made in my standard of living. I like the houses you've made available, they're so much better than an animal hide tent, or a sod wall hut that I could have built myself. I also like the electricity and plumbing you've thoughtfully provided. The gadgets are fun. I hardly ever watch the cable TV that I pay you for, but it came with the modem I'm using right now with my computer.

The grocery stores are a great idea. It's so much cleaner, and more convenient to work 40 hours a week at one of your pharmacies, and then give you some of the money back for your attractively packaged food than it would be to go out in the woods to kill and skin a deer every week.

As I am too ignorant to use all the words that would be required to list all the things you do for me, please accept a general, yet sincere thank you.

The Ugly American

Keystone
11-27-2005, 09:00 PM
A letter from a loyal subject:

Dear ruling class,

Thank you so much for the improvements you've made in my standard of living. I like the houses you've made available, they're so much better than an animal hide tent, or a sod wall hut that I could have built myself. I also like the electricity and plumbing you've thoughtfully provided. The gadgets are fun. I hardly ever watch the cable TV that I pay you for, but it came with the modem I'm using right now with my computer.

The grocery stores are a great idea. It's so much cleaner, and more convenient to work 40 hours a week at one of your pharmacies, and then give you some of the money back for your attractively packaged food than it would be to go out in the woods to kill and skin a deer every week.

As I am too ignorant to use all the words that would be required to list all the things you do for me, please accept a general, yet sincere thank you.

The Ugly American
The Ruling Class was responsible for none of the things you listed. They CAPITALIZE on them, making them COMMODITIES to buy and sell.

They neither spin nor reap, but TRADE.

Sickening, really.

Jimbo Gomez
11-27-2005, 09:39 PM
Dumbass. Only idiots live in tents. I live in a cave, much safer and warmer. I just gotta make sure the bears stay out though.

Billy Score
11-28-2005, 07:14 AM
I find it interesting that this article is so... LEFTIST in nature. I'd almost say this belongs in the Socialist paradise. :p

But that is infact, the point. "left and right" need to be thrown down and common cause must be made been the far right and far left.