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Burrhus
12-18-2006, 03:22 PM
Merry Christmas to all of you from all of us here at The Eccentric Old Genius Press and As the Phora Turns--Burrhus, the meta-narrator and the occasionally competent, indefatigable narrator.

Peace on earth, good will to all.

http://www.porterfieldsfineart.com/RichardDeWolfe/images/santa72.jpg

///M power
12-18-2006, 03:26 PM
ok ill do this again, this time ill spell merry the corect way:rofl:

happy Hanukkah and merry Christmas to everyone!
from me and my big brother.

http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/3808/131809200453971up8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/8312/131809200453359ak0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

shanemac
12-18-2006, 03:35 PM
Happy Yuletide and Odin bless the Aryan Universe. This Yule brings us closer to the day when the Muslim hordes will finally feel the scourge of Europe's vengeance as they are smashed by the Hammer of Thor. RAHOWA!

Dr. Gutberlet
12-18-2006, 03:56 PM
http://www.hj.se/images/Nyhetsbilder/julbock.jpg

Jimbo Gomez
12-18-2006, 05:18 PM
Merry Christmas. Some of you will receive a postcard from me. Those of you who won't get one: either you suck (just kidding :p) or I lost your address.

Lily
12-18-2006, 07:53 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

http://www.elmspuzzles.com/gallery/Skiles/candy%20cane%20santa.jpg

Ace Rimmer
12-18-2006, 08:18 PM
Christmas is about Jesus , you American degenerates.:mad:

disgusting images...

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
12-18-2006, 08:20 PM
Christmas is about Jesus
I have a better idea. Erick Cartman is right, this is the meaning of christmas.
http://www.med.umich.edu/cvc/mchc/sah/sah_cards/Save%20a%20Heart%20Card%20-%20Present.jpg

हिन्दुस्तान
12-18-2006, 08:21 PM
Merry Christmas to all followers of Christ.

MrAngry
12-18-2006, 08:26 PM
http://www.donspage.com/funny/pictures/santa_trial.gif

Merry xmas, christian or not!!

Northern_Paladin
12-18-2006, 08:35 PM
Merry Christmas. If you haven't done your Christmas shopping you better do it now!

http://www.guusbosman.nl/images/logbook/20041206mall2.jpg

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
12-18-2006, 08:36 PM
I'm sorry if some religious people take offense that I find meaning in presents...

Arminius
12-18-2006, 08:40 PM
Merry Christmas. If you haven't done your Christmas shopping you better do it now!

Oh yes, the holy day of the dollar. Perhaps they may change the name to Commercemas.

Anyway, good health and long life to all on this holy season of Jul.

Lily
12-18-2006, 09:03 PM
Christmas is about Jesus , you American degenerates.:mad:

disgusting images...
I'm not American, but you're right. Sorry.

http://www.tnpsc.com/christmas/images/nativity_scene.jpg

http://www.theamericanmind.com/images/nativity.jpg

http://www.operationlettertosanta.com/Christmas%20images/christmas%20cards/nativity.jpg
Merry Christmas. :)

Ace Rimmer
12-18-2006, 09:08 PM
Thank you , Alternative Thread (http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=17994) that will be purged of vile degeneracy, decadency, consumerism and all forms of commercialism.

Keystone
12-18-2006, 09:58 PM
I prefer Easter over Christmas.

shanemac
12-19-2006, 01:00 AM
I prefer Easter over Christmas.

Easter sucks. Easter is to Christmas as Pepsi is to Coke. Even Kids who still believe in Santa find the idea of the Easter Bunny preposterous.

Parents: Look what the Easter Bunny brought Timmy....

Timmy: What? You expect me to believe that a giant rabbit made a chocolate egg, wrapped it in coloured tin-foil and delivered it here? LOL

Nyx
12-19-2006, 05:25 AM
Happy Yuletide

Masty
12-19-2006, 07:57 AM
Yeah, yeah.




Peace on earth, good will to all. ]

Thats not compulsurory, is it?

Ahknaton
12-19-2006, 08:09 AM
Merry Christmas!

http://www.enzedblue.com/Fractals/Images/MerryChristmas.jpg

Vasily Zaitsev
12-19-2006, 08:13 AM
http://i13.tinypic.com/2a77rev.jpg

Anarch
12-19-2006, 11:30 AM
Merry Christmas to y'all.

I still don't know what I want for Christmas.

Arrow Cross
12-19-2006, 11:46 AM
Don't rush it, folks. We still have a couple of days until the Holy Night. :)

Dr. Gutberlet
12-19-2006, 04:36 PM
Merry Christmas!

http://www.enzedblue.com/Fractals/Images/MerryChristmas.jpg


Somehow I felt physically ill by merely looking at this pic. Must be some illusory effect that caused temprorary vertigo. Thanks!

Winston
12-19-2006, 05:02 PM
http://www.vukovar.hr/o_vukovaru/dani_rata/kriz.jpg

Did Christ die by firing squad?

Arrow Cross
12-19-2006, 08:10 PM
http://www.vukovar.hr/o_vukovaru/dani_rata/kriz.jpg

Did Christ die by firing squad?
Sure, and the evil Nazis killed him.

il ragno
12-20-2006, 01:07 AM
That used to be every house around here as all the junior Mafiosi and wannabe-goodfellas tried to out-ostentate each other with seasonal vulgarity. My wife used to refer to it as "Candyland".

It's been steadily decreasing the last few Xmases, though, via a combination of skyrocketing power costs, more slants and Arabs moving in, and the RICO Act.

Thomas777
12-20-2006, 01:13 AM
That used to be every house around here as all the junior Mafiosi and wannabe-goodfellas tried to out-ostentate each other with seasonal vulgarity. My wife used to refer to it as "Candyland".

It's been steadily decreasing the last few Xmases, though, via a combination of skyrocketing power costs, more slants and Arabs moving in, and the RICO Act.

When I lived in Roger's Park and Edgewater, the Mexicanos would all set up manger scenes replete with baby Jesus, three wise men, the virgin Mary, as well as toy soldiers standing guard, elves bearing gifts, and Santa Claus overseeing the proceedings.

Sometimes they would even put these Chupacabre-looking garden gnomes out there to join the party as well.

Kodos
12-20-2006, 01:18 AM
Christmas is about Jesus , you American degenerates.:mad:

Nonsense, here only insane activists jews think that.

Hrolf Kraki
12-20-2006, 01:18 AM
@Ugly American: those pics are nothing. I should take some photos of this house in my city. It has about 70-80 inflated penguins all over the front and back lawn. :p

I just went to drop off some packages at the local grocery store because the post was already closed, but they couldn't accept them. They told me that ever since 9/11 they can no longer take packages addressed internationally. WTF does 9/11 have to do with anything. Assholes! :mad:

Arminius
12-20-2006, 01:52 AM
Ugly American, that house is tacky.

WTF does 9/11 have to do with anything. Assholes! :mad:

The day that changed the universe.

Boleslaw
12-20-2006, 04:51 PM
And to all the non-Christians here Merry Fucking Christmas (http://youtube.com/watch?v=J9Cgzq3Qy60) to you. :D

Arminius
12-20-2006, 05:20 PM
And to all the non-Christians here Merry Fucking Christmas (http://youtube.com/watch?v=J9Cgzq3Qy60) to you. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icX2AZpZ0tM&NR
Funnier

Mike
12-21-2006, 02:49 AM
That's incredibly bad. No one knows if Hitler is in hell. Personally, I wish Hitler had won the war. At least then, we wouldn't be afflicted with "happy holidays" and "seasons greetings". We also wouldn't have to suffer Abe Foxman running around, spreading the lie that "diversity is our strength."

Here is much closer to my opinion:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/208058

Edit: I need to warn that the video has some rather vulgar language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icX2AZpZ0tM&NR
Funnier

Ahknaton
12-21-2006, 10:17 AM
I found this today after hearing it in a techno track and trying to figure out where it was from. I think it's just awesome:

Merry Christmas from the crew of Apollo 8 (http://161.115.184.211/teague/apollo/audio/ap8_09_Christmas_Eve.mp3)

Johnson
12-21-2006, 10:56 PM
I celebrated Kwanzaa this year.

Sandee
12-22-2006, 04:27 AM
http://www.simonsezsanta.com/

Type in (then click go):

Strip

Strip elf

Slap elf

Kiss deer

Kiss elf

Ride deer

Kill elf

Kill deer

Hump

Dance

Shout

Eat

Drink

Ass

Kiss

You can try other stuff as well. :)

Ahknaton
12-23-2006, 08:44 AM
Ahmadinejad wishes you a Merry Christmas:

http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/en/merry-christmas-to-everyone/

Carlos Danger
12-23-2006, 09:20 AM
I found this today after hearing it in a techno track and trying to figure out where it was from. I think it's just awesome:

Merry Christmas from the crew of Apollo 8 (http://161.115.184.211/teague/apollo/audio/ap8_09_Christmas_Eve.mp3)
http://www.geoffhook.com/archive/get_archive.cgi?image=1968/12/jeff261268

Lily
12-24-2006, 02:35 PM
It's Christmas tomorrow! :)

Zrinski
12-24-2006, 05:58 PM
Merry Christmass everyone. :)
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-3/1157859/xmas0ne.jpg

Anarch
12-24-2006, 09:15 PM
It's Christmas now :D

Arminius
12-24-2006, 09:38 PM
My family already opened their presents. We traditionally do things on the 24th. Christmas Eve is what I looked forward to as a child.

Watzy
12-24-2006, 09:43 PM
Merry Christmas! :)

http://www.european-schoolprojects.net/festivals/Slovakia/xmas2.jpg

Kriger
12-25-2006, 04:09 AM
Yes, Christmas eve is when Julnisse comes to visit our family.

We even go so far as to have a member of the family dressed as Julnisse coming to the door, asking the children if they have been good or not, giving them little Christmas things.

Needless to say, I had a houseful of children this evening. All ages. From less than a year old to 82.

We do enjoy our family gatherings.

Gledelig Jul!

Boleslaw
12-26-2006, 04:56 PM
Merry Christmas to all the Christians here, and a Happy Kwanza to all the pagans! :p