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ActionAlert
01-11-2007, 08:42 PM
(because reality regarding this situation is so sad and embarrasing, I have decided to start an alternate reality thread showcasing the Kevin I WANT him to be. Be sure to share YOUR stories of Kevin the Brave, real or imagined.)

Back in 2003, Kevin and I were doing Tequila shots at some bowling alley bar in St Louis. We were there to see legendary White Nationalist recording artist Johnny Dixon. We had shown up much earlier than his performance and had been doing shots most of the day.
These two swarthy locals came to the bar and one became loud and started blowing his cigar smoke in my face. Before I knew what was happeining, Kevin grabbed a ball point pen out of his pocket and stabbed the guy right in the throat. As the guy is on the floor gasping and wimpering, Kevin is standing over him saying "are ya crying like a little girl ?" Cops were called and we beat it out of that town. Kevin had a beefed-up '59 Caddie and he did close to 100mph all the way back to Indianapolis. Close call that night, but I'm glad Kevin had my back!

Mentious
01-11-2007, 09:17 PM
That's your "better" reality? :confused:

Jim West
01-11-2007, 10:15 PM
I bet Kevin wished he had lived that alternate reality, instead of the real-life nightmare he's living now.

delete
01-11-2007, 10:15 PM
I have never heard about the guy until now, and the only information I have about him comes from these two threads.

He sounds like a psychopath to me. I did not believe the story about the sex pictures until now, but unproportional violence, alcohol abuse and a high sex drive with few borders, all go to gether in a psychopath.

Edit. Did not read the original post good enough. I still suspect a lot of the WN leaders of today are psychopaths by the way.

Sulla the Dictator
01-11-2007, 11:43 PM
My fondest memory of Kevin was when he opened the day care center for White Nationalist youth with the money raised by Il Ragno's comedy telethon. I remember thinking to myself, "Boy, that guy sure does love those kids."

Ahknaton
01-11-2007, 11:54 PM
One time I was in a bar and noticed Kevin sitting in the corner, drinking shots of Jack Daniels and smoking a Cuban cigar while wearing a fine Italian suit.

Right then some Jews walked in, strolled up to the jukebox and put on some R&B music to get the White women to race-mix with the Negroes in the bar.

Kevin's brow creased into a frown. "Chill homie, I'll handle this shit" he said in an obviously ironic parody of the contemporary wigger colloquial idiom.

Kevin walked up to the head Jew and tapped him on the shoulder. "Excuse me, but this ain't Jim Beam". The Jews immediately got on the phone to the ADL to complain about anti-Semitism. Kevin shrugged his shoulders and walked over to the corner of the bar where a Bachman-Turner Overdrive covers band was setting up, grabbed a guitar, plugged it into an amp (turned up to 11) and burst into a killer rendition of the solo from "Blitzkreig". The glass panel on the jukebox shattered and the thumping Negro rhythms abated.

Kevin finished his solo and surveyed the bar, now in stunned silence.

"So what do you call that?" said a hot blonde with large breasts and a high IQ.

"This is White Nationalism baby!"

We signed up 50 subscriptions to Rounder's newspaper that day.

Keystone
01-12-2007, 12:07 AM
One time I was in a bar and noticed Kevin sitting in the corner, drinking shots of Jack Daniels and smoking a Cuban cigar while wearing a fine Italian suit.

Kevin is so fucking cool. I hear in real life he looks like Charles Bronson.

ActionAlert
01-12-2007, 12:22 AM
Kevin is so fucking cool. I hear in real life he looks like Charles Bronson.

KEVIN: You believe in Che Guevara?

COMMIE PUNK IN CHE T-SHIRT: Y-y-yeah

KEVIN: Well, you're gonna meet him!

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

il ragno
01-12-2007, 12:38 AM
My fondest memory of Kevin was when he opened the day care center for White Nationalist youth with the money raised by Il Ragno's comedy telethon. I remember thinking to myself, "Boy, that guy sure does love those kids."

I remember that day. You spoke at the ribbon-cutting. Who can forget the tear in your eye and the way your voice broke when you concluded with, "If only there'd been a Kevin Alfred Strom to teach me to fellate a man when I was twelve - it would have saved me countless hours in subway toilets afterward."

Really a magic day.

Keystone
01-12-2007, 01:08 AM
KEVIN: You believe in Che Guevara?

COMMIE PUNK IN CHE T-SHIRT: Y-y-yeah

KEVIN: Well, you're gonna meet him!

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
LOL.

The days of Charlie Bronson being a hero is over. The days of white guys being film heroes is over. Westerns are over.

Will Smiff as James West?

Thomas777
01-12-2007, 01:35 AM
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a White Nationalist. You see, in my neighborhood...being a WN was better than being the President of the United States. And I mean, why wouldn't I think so? I spent my summers as a kid looking out my Mother's kitchen window, and watching the WNs outside the Evanston cabstand...they did what they wanted... I mean, shit...they were Whiteguys. When the Whiteguys got drunk on Pabst Blue Ribbon and named the Jew all night, nobody called the cops...when they seceded from the United States of America and declared themselves the new ruling elite, people in my neighborhood kept their fuckin mouth shut...they knew the score. When a Whiteguy said to you "The Jew is using the Black against you", you listened to him cuz you knew he was with people.

I remember one night back in '92...I was feeling all cocky and I finally decided to roll up on the self-serve liquor store on Sheridan where all the made guys held court. When I walked in the door, it was a whose who of Whiteguys...there was Billy Bitch Tits watching the door in his best uniform that his mother had sewed with her own hands, there was Dave the Duke playing solitaire on the counter where the Punjab owner of the joint kept the porno mags, there was Glenn the Rat shaking down passerby for frickin money, and there was this weird guy in a JCPenny ladies' sweater with glasses on that reminded me of my Grandma's. He was leaning against the magazine rack, pretending to read a copy of Seventeen magazine, but eyeballing me all the while. I didn't have the guts to talk to him then, but years later, I still tell people: That was the day that I saw Kevin Alfred Strom, in the flesh...shit...that's one to tell my Grandkids. I never had the stones to be a Whiteguy, but God did I wannabe one.

Keystone
01-12-2007, 01:55 AM
"Go home and get yer fuckin shinebox"---classic Kevin.

Ahknaton
01-12-2007, 02:09 AM
Hi, this post is all about Kevin Alfred Strom, A REAL WHITE NATIONALIST. White Nationalists are awesome, and so is Kevin Alfred Strom. My name is Ahknaton and I can't stop thinking about Kevin Alfred Strom. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Kevin Alfred Strom is a mammal.

2. Kevin Alfred Strom gets into fights with Jews and non-Whites ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the Kevin Alfred Strom is to flip out and kill people.

Kevin Alfred Strom can kill anyone he wants! He cuts off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. Kevin Alfred Strom is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Kevin Alfred Strom was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Kevin Alfred Strom killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Kevin Alfred Strom totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Kevin Alfred Strom has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he'll chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Kevin Alfred Strom is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. He's just totally awesome and that's a fact. Kevin Alfred Strom is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start delivering copies of The National Alliance Magazine next year. I love White Nationalism with all of my body (including my pee pee).

il ragno
01-12-2007, 02:53 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10101807A~Sean-Connery-James-Bond-Posters.jpg
"Shtrom. Kevin Shtrom..............Kevin Alfred Shtrom."




http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/e/e6/180px-Kevin_alfred_strom.jpg http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5a/180px-ElishaStrom.jpg
"D'ye exshpect me t'talk?" "No, Mr Strom - I expect you to die!"




http://www.masquersclub.org/masquers-scrapbook-pg17-randolph-scott-shirley-temple.jpg
"What do they call you, little girl?"
"My name is Pussy Galore."
".........I musht be dreaming."



http://rhein-zeitung.de/magazin/kino/galerie/bigdaddy/big3.jpg
"So.........you come here often?"

ActionAlert
01-12-2007, 03:11 AM
http://students.csci.unt.edu/~wng0001/Dirty_Harry.jpg
"This is a Seagate Barracuda 7200.9, the most powerful hard drive ever made. Are you feelin' lucky, punk?

Fitz
01-12-2007, 03:43 AM
http://www.masquersclub.org/masquers-scrapbook-pg17-randolph-scott-shirley-temple.jpg
"What do they call you, little girl?"
"My name is Pussy Galore."
".........I musht be dreaming."



You're fucking insane! I laughed till I cried :rofl:

Draco
01-12-2007, 03:58 AM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/sheik_ahmed_yassin.jpg

Sheik Strom reincarnated as a noble Muslim jew fighter.

Sulla the Dictator
01-12-2007, 04:21 AM
I remember that day.


I would certainly hope so. You MC'ed the affair.


You spoke at the ribbon-cutting. Who can forget the tear in your eye and the way your voice broke when you concluded with, "If only there'd been a Kevin Alfred Strom to teach me to fellate a man when I was twelve - it would have saved me countless hours in subway toilets afterward."


Who wouldn't be jealous? Kevin Strom TAUGHT YOU SO MUCH, and me so little. But considering your vital role in the creation of the place, I suppose you were entitled to take part in 'white character building exercises.'.

il ragno
01-12-2007, 04:54 AM
Oh my God...Sulla, that's excruciatingly lame.

Look, I'll tell you what - I'll look the other way while you delete that sad, rushed excuse for a comeback and replace it with something zingier. Do it for your own self-respect, if nothing else.

Jeez, you even went all-caps for a while there, like an irate fifth-grader. Worst ....post....ever.

ActionAlert
01-12-2007, 04:57 AM
Oh my God...Sulla, that's excruciatingly lame.

Look, I'll tell you what - I'll look the other way while you delete that sad, rushed excuse for a comeback and replace it with something zingier. Do it for your own self-respect, if nothing else.

Jeez, you even went all-caps for a while there, like an irate fifth-grader. Worst ....post....ever.
You guys are killing my buzz.

Sulla the Dictator
01-12-2007, 05:05 AM
Oh my God...Sulla, that's excruciatingly lame.


I didn't know we were in a college sorority, you ridiculous old queen. Maybe you should play 'Joke Diva' with someone who gives a fuck. :dance2:

il ragno
01-12-2007, 06:52 AM
Uh oh. Two fag references in a row. :rofl:

Hit a nerve, did I? Do you have some, uhh, long-buried personal animus with kiddie-rapers?

You're among friends, Sulla; unburden yourself. Did the bad man who drove the bus make you pull his ding dong back in 2nd grade?:kiss:

Sulla the Dictator
01-12-2007, 08:23 AM
Uh oh. Two fag references in a row.


(Shrug) Seemed fitting.


Hit a nerve, did I? Do you have some, uhh, long-buried personal animus with kiddie-rapers?


LOL @ "Whats your problem with child molesters?"

Vasily Zaitsev
01-12-2007, 10:50 AM
This whole KAS deal really hits me where I live. You see, it was Kevin who radicalized me.

Back in the mid-90s when the Feds really put the heat on the movement (after Ruby Ridge, OKC, et al) Strom took a break from his duties as National Alliance minister of information. Lots of movement types called him a coward and said that he was buckling under ZOG pressure. What they didn't know is that Unterturdenfuhrer Strom went underground during those years and brought the fight to Hymie's doorstep.

Kevin and I first met when I was released from juvie after doing a bid for making zip guns in my metal shop class. Even though he seemed to be leering a little too long at the "bad girls" exiting the facility to breathe their first free air in a while, when he saw how I glared at the blacks I'd done time with he admitted that he was there looking for someone like me.

"Hey kid," Strom said. "Wanna fuck the sheenies right up their kosher kornholes?"

Now, I'd never introduced myself to someone with a reference to violent anal sex, but Kevin looked and sounded like a man who meant business. His 5.11 tactical sweatervest told me everything I needed to know.

A few short weeks of combing the country's most notorious kiddie clinks later we had assembled a crack team of underage white warriors. It was then that he told us what he had in mind.

"You don't want to let those niggers from the BLA get all of the credit as the last real American vanguard movement, do you?"

"Fuck no, Uncle Kev" (he told us to call him that) I said on behalf of my comrades.

"Goddamned right you don't. Let's rob a fucking bank!"

That was it. That was the plan. Just "rob a fucking bank." And we loved it. Unlce Kev didn't need careful planning--he was a man of action.

We piled in the (windowless) van (that KAS said "held a lot memories"), drove three towns over, and found a bank away from the major streets that looked ripe for the picking. Everyone but Strom put on ski masks. Uncle Kev just put a cigar between his back teeth, racked the bolt on his AK, and said "sieg fuckin' heil" as he opened up the van's back doors.

The first man through the bank's door was Strom and he put a three round bust straight into the chest of the dozing guard. First blood went to Uncle Kev each time after that. The rest of us just fired our rifles into the air and told everyone kiss some tile.

KAS vaulted over the counter, grabbed a stunned teller, kissed her square on the lips, and said "gimme that Jew gold, sugar." So dumbfounded was the girl by Uncle Kev's raw testosterone that she complied without even thinking to trip the silent alarm.

Once all of the money was in the bag we'd brought and the troops were beating a retreat to the van, Uncle Kev winked at the helpful teller and smacked her ass. "I'm Kevin Alfred Strom, honey. Tell them I was here."

And that was just the beginning...

albion
01-12-2007, 11:07 AM
"You got a boyfriend?" Kevin asked.

"No," the girl blushed.

"A pretty girl like you hasn't got a boyfriend?" He was eyeing her carefully now. She was a likely one, pretty and slim, hardly any titties, mouth full of braces.

"No," she said. "My mom doesn't let me date yet."

Kevin shook his head. "Aw, that's just not right. A girl like you has a right to go out on a date sometimes. You like movies?" he asked. She nodded. "I could take you to the movies sometime. It wouldn't be like a real date, of course. I'm not your age."

"Mmm, I don't know," the girl gushed. She got up. "I gotta go," she said.

Kevin took her hand. "You're an awfully pretty girl, Karen. I'd like to take you to the movies sometime...maybe even tonight."

"Gosh," she said, blushing furiously, smiling sweetly and showing her braces. "I'd have to sneak out of the house."

"Oh that's great!" Kevin said. "It'll be a real adventure! Just you and me. Don't worry. I'll get you back home. They'll never know you were gone."

"Ohhh, okay," Karen said finally. She leaned over and hugged him.

He patted her round bottom. "See you tonight," he whispered. His cock was already throbbing.

Captain Marinesko
01-12-2007, 12:17 PM
Ok I'll relate my story. I playing video games at the mall and all the sudden my friend told me that a cop was looking for me. I saw the cop come into the arcade and I ran for the access door at the back. That's when I ran smack into Kevin Alfred Strom, armed with a sawed-off lever-action 10 guage shotgun. I hit the deck as he fired shell after shell into the chest of the "cop", who turned out to be a liquid metal cyborg sent back in time by the ADL of the future!!!

Many years passed...

I was at the Marine base in Gitmo and our Platoon Commander Kendrick told us to give Willy Santiago a "code red" for his poor performance. I knew I had better do what I was told because I got a poor performance rating when he caught me sneaking food to Curtis Bell(he was undergoing a "code red" at the time for stealing liquor from the officer's club). Private Santiago died from some kind of health condition, and the USMC was charging us with murder!! Our officers were selling us out! Luckily, the Navy assigned KEVIN ALFRED STROM to the defense, along with Demi Moore. Kevin Pollack was there too but Strom told me he was a Jew so I had him removed from council.

Strom grilled and hammered witnesses, until he finally got to Colonel Nathan Jessup, commander of the Marine forces at Gitmo. In a harrowing cross examination, Strom baited Jessup into admitting not only that he order the Code Red, but that he had done so because he is actually 1/8 Jewish!

Of course we got dishonorably discharged from the Marines, but as I was walking out, Kevin Alfred Strom told me, "You don't have to wear a patch on your arm to have honor...oh, and join National Vanguard!" I'll never forget it.


Then there was that time I suspected that I actually lived in a computer simulation, and Kevin Alfred Strom revealed the truth to me- that we were living in a computer world run by machines. He taught me how to improve my martial arts skills and job across rooftops.


Ah the memories.

Gaear Grimsrud
01-12-2007, 12:30 PM
Goddamn you, I was planning writing something based on that film since it was the best thing I could think of to use with this picture (And I just had to post it somehow when I saw it).
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7822/kasmil4kv0.jpg

Captain Marinesko
01-12-2007, 12:34 PM
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist, I love that film. Was KAS actually in the Marines? There's no fucking way.

However, I did hear that he ran with some rock hard mercenaries in Katanga. He used to wear a necklace of human ears and fingers around his neck back in those days, fighting alongside Mad Mike Hoare.

Draco
01-12-2007, 10:25 PM
Goddamn you, I was planning writing something based on that film since it was the best thing I could think of to use with this picture (And I just had to post it somehow when I saw it).
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7822/kasmil4kv0.jpg

Thats either a great photoshop or proof the guy has some bizarre fetishes.

Edit: I can count 12 depictions of young girls in the background in the form of paintings and statuettes.

Thomas777
01-12-2007, 10:36 PM
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7822/kasmil4kv0.jpg

Strom seems to have had a thing for neoclassical kitsch that would not look out of place at a garage sale.

I have noticed this before with some of the National Alliance types...I guess that is what they think passes for interest in high culture.

I went to the NA website 2day for the first time in years...it seems a Holocaust revision conference is scheduled to take place this year on the compound, and one of their keynote speakers is going to be Arthur Kemp of March of the Titans fame. Its utterly ludicrous that Kemp can secure an audeince with anybody, and this whole KAS fiasco has just clarified in my mind how not only dysfunctional, but completely out of touch with legitimate research and scholarship these WN organizations are.

What a bizarre little self-contained world these people live in.

Keystone
01-12-2007, 10:58 PM
What the fuck is he doing posing in a Marine tunic?

:rofl: :rofl:

Keystone
01-12-2007, 11:12 PM
Strom seems to have had a thing for neoclassical kitsch that would not look out of place at a garage sale.

I have noticed this before with some of the National Alliance types...I guess that is what they think passes for interest in high culture.
Their magazine was similarly laid out---all clouds and chariots and Valkyries.

Strom was trying so hard to be white. He missed. He could have had a pizza box on one of the faux-Rococo tables for realism.

Thomas777
01-12-2007, 11:13 PM
What the fuck is he doing posing in a Marine tunic?

:rofl: :rofl:

Is it me, or does big Kev look like he is about to cry in that pic? Its like Elisha said right before she snapped the pic "Sorry Kevin...you look like a serious Chomo in that getup".

Keystone
01-12-2007, 11:22 PM
Is it me, or does big Kev look like he is about to cry in that pic? Its like Elisha said right before she snapped the pic "Sorry Kevin...you look like a serious Chomo in that getup".
:rofl: :rofl:

"Just take the picture!!!!!"

I don't appreciate weirdo effeminate punks like Strom disgracing the Marine Corps uniform anyway.

Thomas777
01-12-2007, 11:30 PM
I don't appreciate weirdo effeminate punks like Strom disgracing the Marine Corps uniform anyway.

Big Kev looks in the mirror when he is wearing that uniform, his eyes narrow to slits, his lip curls and he says "yeah...I'd fuck me."

Saas
01-12-2007, 11:37 PM
Is it me, or does big Kev look like he is about to cry in that pic? Its like Elisha said right before she snapped the pic "Sorry Kevin...you look like a serious Chomo in that getup".I don't think he'd cry from that, as like most people he wouldn't know what that word is supposed to mean. The only context it could possibly make sense would be with regard to a homosexual kid-humper... it wouldn't meaningfully apply to a man into girls.

Keystone
01-12-2007, 11:48 PM
Big Kev looks in the mirror when he is wearing that uniform, his eyes narrow to slits, his lip curls and he says "yeah...I'd fuck me."
OOH-RAH!

...

Don Quixote
01-13-2007, 12:05 AM
Here we see Pvt. Strom just before he was "skull-fucked" by Gny. Sgt. Hartman.
http://edbatista.typepad.com/edbatista/images/2006/02/Full_Metal_Jacket_small.jpg

Gaear Grimsrud
01-13-2007, 12:53 AM
Thats either a great photoshop or proof the guy has some bizarre fetishes.

Edit: I can count 12 depictions of young girls in the background in the form of paintings and statuettes.

I stumbled upon it while looking for another one of his hilarious pictures on Archive.org.

http://web.archive.org/web/20000831181029/www.revilo-oliver.com/Kevin-Strom-personal/kevinpics.html

Draco
01-13-2007, 01:32 AM
http://web.archive.org/web/20000831181029/http://www.revilo-oliver.com/Kevin-Strom-personal/kas_leaning.jpg

Hey Chickadee, you ready to be wined and dined by a suave stud?

http://data1.blog.de/blog/f/flimwell/img/global-common-330x220-snapshots-4-004bc-young-girl-surprised.jpg

But mister, I'm not supposed to talk to strangers or anything.

http://web.archive.org/web/20000831181029/http://www.revilo-oliver.com/Kevin-Strom-personal/kas_leaning.jpg

But I'm wearing a suit,and what a well-fitting fashionable one at that! Surely that proves I am morally upstanding and trustworthy? Many succesful upstanding folks wear them! In fact, I am so succesful I seem to have money and income despite having no discernable employment!

http://data1.blog.de/blog/f/flimwell/img/global-common-330x220-snapshots-4-004bc-young-girl-surprised.jpg


Look Mister, you're older than my Daddy and I....

http://web.archive.org/web/20000831181029/http://www.revilo-oliver.com/Kevin-Strom-personal/kas_leaning.jpg

Oh yes, call me Daddy! That makes lil' Kev kev want to come out and play! Call me Daddy while you sit on my lap, and I gently stroke your hair, admiring your aesthetic Europid facial structure and gently whispering, "Daddy is here Karen, it's all OK".

http://data1.blog.de/blog/f/flimwell/img/global-common-330x220-snapshots-4-004bc-young-girl-surprised.jpg

Mister, I think your Mom is here, at least I hope that's her so you'll leave me alone!

Silence fills the air as Kevin slowly turns to face.....

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5a/180px-ElishaStrom.jpg

http://data1.blog.de/blog/f/flimwell/img/global-common-330x220-snapshots-4-004bc-young-girl-surprised.jpg

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

http://web.archive.org/web/20000831181029/http://www.revilo-oliver.com/Kevin-Strom-personal/kas_leaning.jpg

Honey pookums! I was just lecturing this fine young woman on the need for her to be ever aware that there are vile jews trying to morally corrupt her and make her serve s a piece of shiksa meat!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/5a/180px-ElishaStrom.jpg

You little bitch, its off to the basement with you, and you know what awaits you there!

Kevin is simultaneously repulsed and aroused by the basement and its infinite devices of torture/pleasure and agrees to crawl back there to see what awaits....


Edit: I forgot this was the alternate reality thread, what I just described is better known by the Stroms as Tuesday evening.

Jim West
01-13-2007, 01:47 AM
Very funny photo-play, Draco; it had me chuckling!:popcorn:

JohnAFlynn
01-13-2007, 01:53 AM
http://www.thedigitalreview.com/forum/images/review_images/threeoclock3.jpg



[girls]
I'm telling you, this new guy's supposed to be a total psycho. I heard
he broke another kid's neck at his last school.
He got kicked off the football team for pulling a knife on a coach.
All the coach did was grab him, and the guy goes nuts!
This guy's coming to our school?
Today

[boys]
After he broke that kid's neck, they tried to throw him in jail. The
judge let him off.
This guy ought to be locked up.

[geek boys]
Did you hear what he did at Lincoln?
They were supposed to be dissecting these pregnant sand sharks but
he refused to do it. He said sharks were his favorite animal.
Great. A psychotic shark lover.
So the teacher grabs him by the arm and tries to take him down to
the office. Thing is, the teacher didn't know the guy was a touch freak.
Touch freak?
Yeah. He doesn't like to be touched by anybody. Put the teacher in the
hospital for three days.
Just because he touched him? This guy is definitely on tilt.

[Punks]
That's not even the whole story. After he duked the science teacher,
they send the dude into Continuation. And on the first day there, he
got into a fight with the three baddest dudes. Seriously totaled their
asses... at the same time!
Have you heard about his brass knuckles?
Brass knuckles? The dude has brass knuckles?
Yeah. Carries them with 'im and uses them on special occasions. He
hit that Continuation dude...

[Jocks]
...so hard his nose flew off his face.
Seriously?
Totally serious. He's also got this thing about being touched.
I heard he one time broke a guy's neck just because he touched him.
Just because he touched him?
He just decided he didn't like to be touched.
That's completely weird.
Does this guy play football?
No.
Good.
Used to though. Remember the guy who pulled a knife on his coach?
Yeah.
That's him.
Jesus.


Jamie Kelso: He was in Continuation. He took a swing at one of his teachers.
And these guys aren't your average history types. They're like ex-
cops or something. I heard they carry guns.

Don Black: He came here from Continuation?

Kelso: Uh-huh. That's why they call it Continuation: so you can continue
murdering people and still graduate.

Black: what's this guy's name, anyway?

Car engine revving. Guy steps out of car, torn jeans, shaggy hair
+leather jacket. Leans on car and looks smug.

Kelso: His name's Kevin Alfred Strom.

Thomas777
01-13-2007, 01:54 AM
http://web.archive.org/web/20000831181029/http://www.revilo-oliver.com/Kevin-Strom-personal/kas_leaning.jpg


KAS is the king of rock n roll.

JohnAFlynn
01-13-2007, 01:59 AM
"You got a boyfriend?" Kevin asked.

"No," the girl blushed.

"A pretty girl like you hasn't got a boyfriend?" He was eyeing her carefully now. She was a likely one, pretty and slim, hardly any titties, mouth full of braces.

"No," she said. "My mom doesn't let me date yet."

Kevin shook his head. "Aw, that's just not right. A girl like you has a right to go out on a date sometimes. You like movies?" he asked. She nodded. "I could take you to the movies sometime. It wouldn't be like a real date, of course. I'm not your age."

"Mmm, I don't know," the girl gushed. She got up. "I gotta go," she said.

Kevin took her hand. "You're an awfully pretty girl, Karen. I'd like to take you to the movies sometime...maybe even tonight."

"Gosh," she said, blushing furiously, smiling sweetly and showing her braces. "I'd have to sneak out of the house."

"Oh that's great!" Kevin said. "It'll be a real adventure! Just you and me. Don't worry. I'll get you back home. They'll never know you were gone."

"Ohhh, okay," Karen said finally. She leaned over and hugged him.

He patted her round bottom. "See you tonight," he whispered. His cock was already throbbing.


I hadn't noticed the name of the thread being "Create your own kiddie porn"?

JohnAFlynn
01-13-2007, 02:12 AM
http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/5536/kastouristxl2.jpg

Keystone
01-13-2007, 02:18 AM
http://web.archive.org/web/20000831181029/http://www.revilo-oliver.com/Kevin-Strom-personal/kas_leaning.jpg


KAS is the king of rock n roll.
http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B000000W5N.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
........

I just remembered how much the Stones kicked ass in the Kevin Alfred Strom era...

JohnAFlynn
01-13-2007, 02:20 AM
http://web.archive.org/web/20000831181029/http://www.revilo-oliver.com/Kevin-Strom-personal/kas_leaning.jpg




WTF did he do, just spend all day dressing up and posing for the camera at home?

He even went and buttoned the bottom button only! WTF?!?

that guy
01-13-2007, 02:28 AM
http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/5536/kastouristxl2.jpg

That whole "pull it" comment was just a big misunderstanding. Kevin A Silverstein was actually talking to the fire chief's 8-year-old daughter when her father took the phone from her hand...


KAS:

http://show.imagehosting.us/show/1878004/0/nouser_1878/T0_-1_1878004.jpg

Captain Marinesko
01-13-2007, 06:15 AM
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7822/kasmil4kv0.jpg

You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth! We live in a world of walls, and those walls have to be guarded! Whose going to do it? You, Lieutenant Caffey? You, Jewish Lieutenant Weinberg? Deep down in places you don't like to talk about at private parties, you want me on that wall, you NEED me on that wall!

I have neither the time, nor the inclination to deal with people live and sleep under the blanket of racial awareness I provide, and then QUESTION the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say "thank you", and go on your way. OTHERWISE, pick up a copy of National Vanguard, and buy some books! Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!

DEFENSE: Did you download the pedo pics?!

Strom: YOUR GODDAMNED RIGHT I DID!!!

steve b
01-17-2007, 10:49 PM
What the fuck is he doing posing in a Marine tunic?

:rofl: :rofl:

He prolly figures he would look fruity in Navy dungrees.:rofl:

Petr
01-17-2007, 11:03 PM
I went to the NA website 2day for the first time in years...it seems a Holocaust revision conference is scheduled to take place this year on the compound, and one of their keynote speakers is going to be Arthur Kemp of March of the Titans fame. Its utterly ludicrous that Kemp can secure an audeince with anybody, and this whole KAS fiasco has just clarified in my mind how not only dysfunctional, but completely out of touch with legitimate research and scholarship these WN organizations are.
I understand that Arthur Kemp doesn't have Ph.D. As Dienekes Pontikos put it:

(*) The fact that Arthur Kemp is the most popular white nationalist historical author on the Web speaks volumes about the current state of white nationalist historical “scholarship"

http://dienekes.angeltowns.net/articles/kemp/

I myself have voiced the opinion that for all practical purposes, pushing Revilo P. Oliver as some sort of academic heavyweight, "the best we've got", makes WNs look ridiculous.


Petr

Thomas777
01-17-2007, 11:07 PM
I myself have voiced the opinion that for all practical purposes, pushing Revilo P. Oliver as some sort of academic heavyweight, "the best we've got", makes WNs look ridiculous.


Petr

I've read some of Oliver's letters and op-eds and was sort of shocked by his cavalier use of racial epithets and bad language...it surprises me as well. Classics professors are usually pretty high quality people, IMO...they are also an endangered species in the halls of 21st century academia.

Billy Score
01-17-2007, 11:52 PM
(because reality regarding this situation is so sad and embarrasing, I have decided to start an alternate reality thread showcasing the Kevin I WANT him to be. Be sure to share YOUR stories of Kevin the Brave, real or imagined.)

Back in 2003, Kevin and I were doing Tequila shots at some bowling alley bar in St Louis. We were there to see legendary White Nationalist recording artist Johnny Dixon. We had shown up much earlier than his performance and had been doing shots most of the day.
These two swarthy locals came to the bar and one became loud and started blowing his cigar smoke in my face. Before I knew what was happeining, Kevin grabbed a ball point pen out of his pocket and stabbed the guy right in the throat. As the guy is on the floor gasping and wimpering, Kevin is standing over him saying "are ya crying like a little girl ?" Cops were called and we beat it out of that town. Kevin had a beefed-up '59 Caddie and he did close to 100mph all the way back to Indianapolis. Close call that night, but I'm glad Kevin had my back!

Contact Martin Scorcese, i think he stole your Alternative reality to make his 1995 film, Casino.

Petr
01-18-2007, 12:03 AM
I've read some of Oliver's letters and op-eds and was sort of shocked by his cavalier use of racial epithets and bad language...it surprises me as well.
Yes, and not only was his style (based on what I've seen) vulgarly unprofessional, but there was also relentlessly hostile smarminess and also some desperate misanthropy dripping through it all.

But his writings were also filled with some really crude factual errors as well. I decided to document some of them here:


A critique of overrated Revilo P. Oliver

http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=5107&highlight=revilo


Petr

il ragno
01-18-2007, 12:11 AM
Of course, that Oliver thought Christianity was a fairytale for simpletons has no bearing whatsoever on Petr's opinion. That's why his historian of choice is Michael Hoffman.

I knew a black asst prof at Oliver's school (U of Ill, I think) who knew Oliver slightly and described him as "utterly brilliant and completely evil."

And while I too was at first shocked at Revilo's free use of "nigger", now I find it almost endearing. To him, it was just a word, and he steadfastly refused to lend it holy significance and do his enemies' work for them.

Petr
01-18-2007, 12:15 AM
Of course, that Oliver thought Christianity was a fairytale for simpletons has no bearing whatsoever on Petr's opinion.
On the contrary, it affects it quite alot. Nowhere was Oliver's biased childishness clearer than in his religious opinions.

I knew a black asst prof at Oliver's school (U of Ill, I think) who knew Oliver slightly and described him as "utterly brilliant and completely evil."
It usually doesn't take too much to impress African-Americans...


Petr

Thomas777
01-18-2007, 12:29 AM
Of course, that Oliver thought Christianity was a fairytale for simpletons has no bearing whatsoever on Petr's opinion. That's why his historian of choice is Michael Hoffman.

I knew a black asst prof at Oliver's school (U of Ill, I think) who knew Oliver slightly and described him as "utterly brilliant and completely evil."

And while I too was at first shocked at Revilo's free use of "nigger", now I find it almost endearing. To him, it was just a word, and he steadfastly refused to lend it holy significance and do his enemies' work for them.

Be that as it may...its not appropriate for a classics professor to talk about fucking savages and niggers in his body of work.

If YOU write that way, its np...because you are a literary/satirist sort of guy. If an academic writes that way, its a little bit disturbing to me.

Thomas777
01-18-2007, 12:33 AM
Plus, let's be honest here:

Oliver was basically a John Bircher who got 86ed from the JBS for running his mouth about Jews...and that is basically what he sounds like in his opinion pieces.

I have no idea what is the quality of his classical scholarship, and if you tell me it is valuable I'll take your word for it. That said, I think Oliver comes up short as a political theorist and a polemicist on many counts.

Petr
01-18-2007, 12:44 AM
I knew a black asst prof at Oliver's school (U of Ill, I think) who knew Oliver slightly and described him as "utterly brilliant and completely evil."
As a general rule, once the exotic novelty effect wears off (that "forbidden fruit syndrome", admiring people simply for daring to say taboo things), one usually notices how intellectually mediocre propagandists like Oliver really are.

That is, once you stop giving them sympathy points just for being daring rebels and expect them to contribute something original.

This is especially if knows what great scholars actually sound like and can make comparisons. True scholars are able, among other things, deeply insult their opponents without sounding one whit less sophisticated. The famous English condescension...


Petr

il ragno
01-18-2007, 01:04 AM
As a general rule, once the exotic novelty effect wears off (that "forbidden fruit syndrome", admiring people simply for daring to say taboo things), one usually notices how intellectually mediocre propagandists like Oliver really are.

That is, once you stop giving them sympathy points just for being daring rebels and expect them to contribute something original.

This is especially if knows what great scholars actually sound like and can make comparisons. True scholars are able, among other things, deeply insult their opponents without sounding one whit less sophisticated. The famous English condescension...

Petr


That's just anglophilia masquerading as standards.

Y'know what else is shallow and less than meets the eye? Finnish God-boy contrarians, who make burbling Buckley noises about the want of sophistication and erudition in racist scholars, and then turn around and cut-and-paste laughably dodgy screeds from AnswersInGenesis.com and its ilk in their never, ever-ending War on Darwin.

Thomas777
01-18-2007, 01:08 AM
This is especially if knows what great scholars actually sound like and can make comparisons. True scholars are able, among other things, deeply insult their opponents without sounding one whit less sophisticated. The famous English condescension...
Petr

It goes beyond that. I don't like scholars who put on their polemicist hat and decide to indulge in mass-politik sort of racialism.

If you notice, Kevin MacDonald doesn't do that sort of thing because its juvenile and unimportant. A good scholar is somebody who reaches conclusions about the world by way of appropriate methods and aims to articulate solutions to the exigencies that have come to his attention. A good scholar is not a guy who indulges in vitrolic laden rants about who and what he percieves as the problem.

The reason why I don't toss around racial epithets isn't because I'm worried about offending people...

il ragno
01-18-2007, 01:16 AM
I think you're confusing the tone of his opinion-columns, which were written for a small-circulation Birch-type journal, with his day-job. Most Oliver that's in circulation online was written to a racialist choir, not the Atlantic Monthly crowd.

Not that I think Oliver was the greatest thing since sliced bread. He tended to be tiresome - and I'm pretty sure he had some actual nigger in him (look at any photo of him), so his liberal N-word garnishing may have been, I suspect, a little expiation of self-loathing.

But gimme a break with Petr's tut-tutting, which derives entirely from Oliver's antipathy toward Christianity, with a quick coat of academic-standards shellac slapped on.

Thomas777
01-18-2007, 01:22 AM
Petr is just being Petr...I appreciate that.

The problem with WNs is that they are constantly scrambling for intellectual validation...so anytime a WN with a Phd shows up, they decide that he is their very own Noam Chomsky.

It just goes to show you that the ideology is bankrupt.

As far as the national question (my pet issue of sorts), there is about a thousand years of precedent to substantiate my position and about double that if you look outside of Western philisophical and legal sources. I don't need to dig high and low for oddball scholars who will substantiate these notions with published papers.

Jim West/Ward Kendall is more than just a whipping boy here on the Phora...he is an exhibit of what the problem is with WNism. Sure, he is a crazy fuck even by WN standards, but he is a guy who formed an ideology in his own head and then set about to substantiate it with data. That is a little bit ass backwards, don't you think?

Petr
01-18-2007, 08:37 AM
But gimme a break with Petr's tut-tutting, which derives entirely from Oliver's antipathy toward Christianity, with a quick coat of academic-standards shellac slapped on.
Not entirely, no sir. Oliver's style is repulsive on almost every subject, and in his propagandistic zeal he really does make elementary factual errors on a regular basis.

He was also one of these superstitious Nutzies who attribute godlike powers to Jews.


Petr

Captain Marinesko
01-18-2007, 10:03 AM
Not entirely, no sir. Oliver's style is repulsive on almost every subject, and in his propagandistic zeal he really does make elementary factual errors on a regular basis.

He was also one of these superstitious Nutzies who attribute godlike powers to Jews.


Petr

You're right. Oliver was a moron; he seemed to think that by eloquently bad-mouthing ideas he didn't like(but clearly didn't understand), it would suffice. He ruthlessly attacks the works of Marx, yet his understanding of Marxism suggests he never actually read any of his work.

Vasily Zaitsev
01-18-2007, 01:01 PM
Oliver's writing style was clearly inspired by Mencken, but the latter is far more entertaining.

Neither, however, are great sources of information.

JohnAFlynn
01-18-2007, 05:36 PM
On the contrary, it affects it quite alot. Nowhere was Oliver's biased childishness clearer than in his religious opinions.


It usually doesn't take too much to impress African-Americans...


Petr


Do you imply that niggers in Canada are less easily impressed?