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Masty
01-20-2007, 02:06 AM
This function is a bag o' balls.

:bbbat:

Ahknaton
01-20-2007, 02:11 AM
No-one. I am an all-seeing eye.

http://www.theosophymiami.org/sitebuilder/images/the-all-seeing-eye_1_-217x240.jpg

Helios Panoptes
01-20-2007, 02:13 AM
Cryptoracist is still on my list. Nobody else, but there are many worthy candidates.

Vasily Zaitsev
01-20-2007, 05:56 AM
Nobody, though a few select antis, WNs, and Holocaust revisionists have gotten mighty close due to their tediousness.

Starr
01-20-2007, 06:00 AM
I would really, really have to dislike someone or their post quality to put them on ignore and no one really fits that here. Besides i don't think I could put anyone on ignore even if I wanted to since I am a mod, I am not sure how that works.:confused:

Anarch
01-20-2007, 06:44 AM
I do not have anyone on ignore.

Excorcism
01-20-2007, 06:46 AM
For me, I just don't find the ignore feature usefull. I'd rather put up with someone than ignore them.

Don Quixote
01-20-2007, 09:19 AM
No one, but there are people I pretty much ignore.

VAMPIR
01-20-2007, 10:38 AM
No people on my list.

Furor Teutonicus
01-20-2007, 11:38 AM
I have not a single member on my ignore list. Also, on VBulletin forums I never use the buddy list function either since you can talk to people via instant messenger.

tempus fugit
01-20-2007, 11:51 AM
I never use the ignore function.

Jake Featherston
01-20-2007, 12:28 PM
I had "Jim West" on Ignore for about three days, but I decided to reinstate the poor old psychotic. He's the only Phoran I've ever had on Ignore (although I've had Stick to the Facts on Ignore over at MootStormFront for like six months).

Geist
01-20-2007, 01:09 PM
Before being a mod I had about 6 members on ignore, but as that would be counter-productive as a mod I now have nobody on ignore.

Gaear Grimsrud
02-15-2007, 10:52 AM
Amalekite, Apologist, banjo_billy, cryptoracist, daisy, God123123, Holly, MrAngry, Osmium14, Petr, San Rosello, SlagMaster, thunder and WFHermans

antibuddha
02-15-2007, 11:00 AM
No one, but there are people I pretty much ignore.

That some apparently feel a need for a feature to do their ignoring for them says a lot. . .

Helios Panoptes
02-15-2007, 11:06 AM
Only Cryptoracist because I didn't like seeing her avatar, but she no longer posts

Gaear Grimsrud
02-15-2007, 11:13 AM
Well I feel much better knowing that I've saved those few microseconds of my life that otherwise would be wasted on the time it takes to scroll past their posts and I just can't bring myself to spare the few extra KB of my connection it would take to load them.

il ragno
02-15-2007, 11:19 AM
I think Jim West is the champ...he'd announce he was putting you on "NigNore" (cutting dry wit like that's why he's a best-selling author, I guess) and every few minutes he'd add another name to the list.

Can you imagine what kind of a wishy-washy stiff you'd have to be to not be on Ward's ignore list?

Arrow Cross
02-15-2007, 11:38 AM
Globus, Trojan and that half-bred horror who stopped posting since.
Jim West and Kane are no longer ignored, because they're way too funny.

Oblisk
02-15-2007, 12:06 PM
No one. If you are too arrogant to put someone on Ignore in an internet forum, you have no self control.

Richard Parker
02-15-2007, 12:27 PM
I just small-i ignore some people.

I have not a single member on my ignore list. Also, on VBulletin forums I never use the buddy list function either since you can talk to people via instant messenger.
Which Buddy List function are you supplanting with instant messenger? I didn't think there was anything similar in the Buddy List.

Berianidze
02-15-2007, 01:35 PM
Nobody. But I can sympathise with Helio's statement:

Only Cryptoracist because I didn't like seeing her avatar, but she no longer posts

Since she used her own picture as an avatar, it really was quite disturbing.

<access denied>
02-15-2007, 01:35 PM
Amalekite, Apologist, banjo_billy, cryptoracist, daisy, God123123, Holly, MrAngry, Osmium14, Petr, San Rosello, SlagMaster, thunder and WFHermans

Glad I offended some sensitive philosemites with "beautiful souls." I have no one on ignore.

Daniel Shays
02-15-2007, 02:06 PM
Masty, BippityBop, San Rosello, Petr, MrAngry, and Scamander.

Petr
02-15-2007, 02:10 PM
Nobody. I have never put anyone on ignore.


Petr

MrAngry
02-15-2007, 02:17 PM
there are plenty that I ignore from time to time, just don't use the function.

MrAngry
02-15-2007, 02:18 PM
Amalekite, Apologist, banjo_billy, cryptoracist, daisy, God123123, Holly, MrAngry, Osmium14, Petr, San Rosello, SlagMaster, thunder and WFHermans


You won't see this 'cos I'm on ignore, but why do you ignore people who have had nothing to do with you?

Becasue you can't see this you're a knob faced dick wad. :rofl:

Boleslaw
02-15-2007, 02:59 PM
Interesting....I was thinking about creating a thread with this theme. Anyways, let's see here..............

Aistulf, Anti Social, Arminius, Aryan Imperium, B-Pep, Big Vinny, blacksun, Brigadier Biggles, cryptoracist, Donny the Punk, enpodynic, EvilRosebuds, GayMexican4Israel, Glenn Miller, God123123, I am not Larry Silverstein, infoterror, Insidium, JAT, Keystone, Masty, Negrotic Overlord, NeoNietzsche, NKVD, Nordic Superman, Pablo Escobar, Pearsonite, riddlemethis, Stick to the Facts, The Grocer, Uptight Seattlite, WAM

Dr. Gutberlet
02-15-2007, 03:02 PM
Aryan Imperium, EvilRosebuds, Scamander.

Boleslaw
02-15-2007, 03:04 PM
Aryan Imperium, EvilRosebuds

:rofl: Welcome to the club.

Dr. Gutberlet
02-15-2007, 03:08 PM
:rofl: Welcome to the club.

Well, it was a weird situation. I threatened to kill EvilSockpuppet in Swedish(obviously not meaning it in the literal sense), then Aryan Senility threatened me if I didn't apologize within 24 hrs. I simply placed them both on ignore. Delusional people who have fictional ideological enemies lurking everywhere and delusions of grandeur, are not my cup of tea.

Daniel Shays
02-15-2007, 04:41 PM
Scamander. Good call, he's going on my list now.
Arminius

Sorry Arminius is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her. :(

Richard Parker
02-15-2007, 04:45 PM
Masty, BippityBop, San Rosello, and Petr and MrAngry.
Bip is so sweet! How can she possibly piss you off?

Daniel Shays
02-15-2007, 04:48 PM
Bip is so sweet! How can she possibly piss you off? Yes, a saccharine sweet spam artist.

See this (http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=18530) thread.

Hlinkova Garda
02-15-2007, 05:00 PM
JIM WEST I just cant get caught up in his madness Ill get banned. i just see that f**kin' mutt
on a thread and I want to go VNN on him (what I realy want to do is club him like a gypsie .............................but alas that is imposable)\\

And Nelson was because he is stupid but refuses to admit it i took him off because he stop
(or it seems) posting on socialist/christian(2 things he has no idea about and is to stupid to learn) threads that I was on

VAMPIR
02-15-2007, 05:07 PM
If this is discussion forum, like it is, why anyone should be placed on someone's ignore list? I can not see the point. :confused:
This attitude has no connection with my moderator status here (I must see all posts in sections I am responsible for) , just with idea I'm coming here for: to see what people thinking of stuff I'm interested in, to learn something new...

Dr. Gutberlet
02-15-2007, 05:10 PM
Yes, a saccharine sweet spam artist.

See this (http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=18530) thread.

Wow. I actually have to see a dentist after that, not to mention that the saccharine gave me cancer as well:confused: That was the Tab Cola of threads.

http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/presscenter/img/imagebrands/downloads/lg_tab.jpg

Steppenwolf
02-15-2007, 06:46 PM
Why would people like Petr, San Rosello and Scamander be on anyone's ignore list?

Boleslaw
02-16-2007, 04:37 PM
Sorry Arminius is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her. :(


Yeah it's the same thing with me when trying to put Fade on my ignore list.

Ravenheart
02-17-2007, 02:29 PM
Globus is the only one.

Jimbo Gomez
02-17-2007, 02:31 PM
Before being a mod I had about 6 members on ignore, but as that would be counter-productive as a mod I now have nobody on ignore.


Yes, I urge all mods to stop ignoring people.

Farkas
02-17-2007, 02:40 PM
I have Cryptoracist, Mansa Musa, Stick to the Facts, Haat & Liefde,
orion1980, Alvis and Staalkap Trut on my ignore list.

Speaking about lists, what is so special about the buddy list? I only see a cross behind their name on the bottom of the homepage where all the posters that have visited are listed.

Jimbo Gomez
02-17-2007, 02:41 PM
Makes it easier to tell if they're online I guess. I never figured out that feature either.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
02-17-2007, 09:02 PM
I briefly had DWW on my ignore list, but then I realized if I did that, I wouldn't be able to catch his faulty attacks on me and respond to them.

Richard Parker
02-17-2007, 09:39 PM
If you put everyone on ignore, you can pretend that the forum is all yours. But that gets boring after a few minutes.
Ha, tell me about it!

After I take my regular backups of MSF I usually set it up on my Linux box in my home office to make sure the backup was successful/restorable.

I log in and it feels like being in a big house all by yourself. It is kind of exhilarating at first but yes, it gets old in less than a minute.

I suppose there is a lot of potential for pranksterism: Banning my local Mansa Musa, setting a butt-ugly rhinoceros avatar on my local BippityBop, making my local Draco post sappy material revealing him to be a black Judeo-Islamic liberal emo hippy who desperately wants to take it up the back door... the possibilities are endless.

But, alas, I have too many better things to do with my time.

Zubenelgenubi
02-18-2007, 12:32 AM
I haven't been around very long so I have no one on ignore, although I can't imagine why I would.

Also, from my limited contact with Stick to the Facts I have not yet been able to figure out why he has such an inflammatory reputation.

Draco
02-18-2007, 07:12 PM
Ha, tell me about it!
making my local Draco post sappy material revealing him to be a black Judeo-Islamic liberal emo hippy who desperately wants to take it up the back door... the possibilities are endless.

But, alas, I have too many better things to do with my time.

How DARE you even threaten to make me look like an emo hippy!

Though, if I were a gay black muslim jew I'd be set for life. I could sue everyone for everything in regards to my civil rights being violated somehow, as everything would offend me.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
02-26-2007, 06:27 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n273/austin2359/list.jpg
I love this ignore feature, you look at a thread and first you only see the good posts, then if you feel like seeing the posters you don't like, you can just click individually to see their posts ("view post")...but they don't ruin the thread by default.

Ever since I was told to use it on Fitz, I started using it more.

Even though I can't ignore a mod, I often skip over Helios Panoptes and Cowcube's posts out of proportion.

Zrinski
02-26-2007, 09:05 AM
Only one person - Julian Lee.

He is the first and only person on my ignore list ever on any forum.

Hrolf Kraki
02-26-2007, 11:33 PM
Only one person - Julian Lee.

He is the first and only person on my ignore list ever on any forum.

I would have also added him if I wasn't a moderator and it would have been the one and only for all forums.

Mike
02-26-2007, 11:53 PM
I've never put anyone here on ignore, though both Globus and Mental Ward Kendall have tempted me. As a side note, why would put Julian Lee on ignore?

WFHermans
02-27-2007, 06:03 PM
I have all kikopedophiles on ignore, but some of their posts still appear unfortunately

Kodos
03-08-2007, 05:43 AM
Never used it.

Glenn Miller was tempting for a little while.

Zubenelgenubi
03-08-2007, 05:46 AM
I have all kikopedophiles on ignore, but some of their posts still appear unfortunately

Am I a kikopedophile?

Micaelis
03-08-2007, 05:50 AM
Am I a kikopedophile?

Yes you are. Now get in my pants. :D

Zubenelgenubi
03-08-2007, 10:21 AM
Yes you are. Now get in my pants. :D

Kikopedophilia = Love of Kikopeds.

Are you a kikoped? No? Didn't think so.

Don Quixote
03-08-2007, 10:44 AM
Kikopedophilia = Love of Kikopeds.Only on the assumption that Kikoped is a noun, but in fact kiko- is adjectival. ;)

Zubenelgenubi
03-08-2007, 10:46 AM
Only on the assumption that Kikoped is a noun, but in fact kiko- is adjectival. ;)

Yeah, I know, but the idea of a neologism that could mean something along the lines of "Jewfoot" is much more amusing.

Dr. Gutberlet
03-08-2007, 03:11 PM
Autoreduction has just been added.

Trojan
03-08-2007, 11:09 PM
Globus, Trojan and that half-bred horror who stopped posting since.
Jim West and Kane are no longer ignored, because they're way too funny.

I'm so devastated ...

Daniel Shays
03-12-2007, 06:27 PM
Added Ivory Bill and Captain Marinesko.

Omniel
03-12-2007, 08:15 PM
Holly, because I have this feeling that she is actually a grown man pretending to be a girl.

I could be wrong here, but sometimes 'she' misspells words that are easy and spells difficult words perfectly in the same post and 'she' doesn't write anything like any child of that age (even a very smart one), or even a female, 'she' writes like a man.

Alfacritical
03-12-2007, 08:45 PM
Holly, because I have this feeling that she is actually a grown man pretending to be a girl.
If Holly gave no info re age and gender, then would you have Holly on ignore?

Omniel
03-12-2007, 08:47 PM
If Holly gave no info re age and gender, then would you have Holly on ignore?
No, I don't ignore posters on the basis of what they have to say.

Ravenheart
03-12-2007, 08:57 PM
Added Ivory Bill and Captain Marinesko.

I have added the Captain as well.

Johnson
03-12-2007, 09:03 PM
If God123123 comes back after being banned, he'll be the first and only. I'm tempted to put Star/Spark on ignore for being a lameass, but his fanatical lines are comedy gold, so I probably wont.

Johnson
03-12-2007, 09:07 PM
Interesting....I was thinking about creating a thread with this theme. Anyways, let's see here..............
Aistulf, Anti Social, Arminius, Aryan Imperium, B-Pep, Big Vinny, blacksun, Brigadier Biggles, cryptoracist, Donny the Punk, enpodynic, EvilRosebuds, GayMexican4Israel, Glenn Miller, God123123, I am not Larry Silverstein, infoterror, Insidium, JAT, Keystone, Masty, Negrotic Overlord, NeoNietzsche, NKVD, Nordic Superman, Pablo Escobar, Pearsonite, riddlemethis, Stick to the Facts, The Grocer, Uptight Seattlite, WAM

LOL, what a vag.

Omniel
03-12-2007, 09:10 PM
LOL, what a vag.
I'm sure if he could only read that, he'd regret his decision.

Nyx
03-12-2007, 09:13 PM
I am not Larry Silverstein and cryptoracist; might add Holly.

Omniel
03-12-2007, 09:21 PM
I am not Larry Silverstein and cryptoracist; might add Holly.
That's a strange thing to say. You 'might' add Holly? To the list of people you're not?

She's another one of your weird creations isn't she?

sugartits
03-12-2007, 09:51 PM
Everyone who claimed Maiden superior to Motorhead. It's a good way to judge character.

Dr. Gutberlet
03-12-2007, 09:53 PM
Everyone who claimed Maiden superior to Motorhead. It's a good way to judge character.

Run to the hills...:bbbat:

Nyx
03-12-2007, 09:58 PM
That's a strange thing to say. You 'might' add Holly? To the list of people you're not?

She's another one of your weird creations isn't she?You misread. Let me clarify:

The user 'I am not Larry Silverstein' and the user 'cryptoracist' are on my ignore list; I may also add the user 'Holly' to my ignore list.

Der Sozialist
03-12-2007, 10:00 PM
That's a strange thing to say. You 'might' add Holly? To the list of people you're not?


No, to his ignore list. Or, that is how I interpreted it. Anyway, I have no one on ignore list.And no, there is no poster with a registered moniker of "no one" on this forum, to my knowledge.

EDIT: Neo answered the above.

WFHermans
03-12-2007, 10:01 PM
'I am not Larry Silverstein' is kane123123.

Omniel
03-12-2007, 10:04 PM
You misread. Let me clarify:

The user 'I am not Larry Silverstein' and the user 'cryptoracist' are on my ignore list; I may also add the user 'Holly' to my ignore list.
Fair enough. After 'grump' and 'humanist' my Bregodar is oversensitive.

Hrolf Kraki
03-12-2007, 10:06 PM
Everyone who claimed Maiden superior to Motorhead. It's a good way to judge character.

Maiden pwns Motorhead so hard.

Omniel
03-12-2007, 10:07 PM
Maiden pwns Motorhead so hard.
Isn't there already thread for this kind of flouncing musical gaeity?

http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=20889

Hrolf Kraki
03-12-2007, 11:00 PM
Stan will not stand for this, sugartits. :bbbat:


Isn't there already thread for this kind of flouncing musical gaeity?

http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=20889

Yeah, there sure is.

Jimbo Gomez
03-12-2007, 11:02 PM
Maiden pwns Motorhead so hard.


repped for truthery

Omniel
03-12-2007, 11:02 PM
Yeah, there sure is.
Well stop polluting other threads with your heavy metal posts about long dead bands and show an example to us all, moderator.

Jimbo Gomez
03-12-2007, 11:07 PM
Well stop polluting other threads with your heavy metal posts about long dead bands and show an example to us all, moderator.


Maiden is not dead. People will listen to their great music and enjoy it decades after you have died and rotted away in your cold grave.

sugartits
03-12-2007, 11:08 PM
Yeah let's not let this "Who've you got on ignore" thread get derailed by off-topic discussion.

Hrolf Kraki
03-12-2007, 11:08 PM
Well stop polluting other threads with your heavy metal posts about long dead bands and show an example to us all, moderator.

:rolleyes:

Sugartits mentioned that she had everyone on ignore who valued Maiden over Motorhead. I disagreed with her judgement on the two bands. That was it until you had to drag it out by complaining. It'll be ok, I promise.

Jimbo Gomez
03-12-2007, 11:10 PM
My grandmama would never ignore me.

Hrolf Kraki
03-12-2007, 11:11 PM
Yeah let's not let this "Who've you got on ignore" thread get derailed by off-topic discussion.

:rofl: :rofl: :love:

My thoughts exactly.

sugartits
03-12-2007, 11:15 PM
My grandmama would never ignore me.

True. But obviously you haven't listened to enough Motorhead.


what is this heavy metal parking lot?

Omniel
03-12-2007, 11:20 PM
Maiden is not dead. People will listen to their great music and enjoy it decades after you have died and rotted away in your cold grave.
Posting about how great Iron Maiden is is boring.

Jimbo Gomez
03-12-2007, 11:22 PM
Posting about how great Iron Maiden is is boring.


Complaining about Iron Maiden is gay.

Omniel
03-12-2007, 11:27 PM
Complaining about Iron Maiden is gay.
Well, you own the forum so I have to agree. I respect your views and congratulate you for your website. Complaining about Iron Maiden is indeed indicative of a homosexual tendencies and fluttering around threads chattering passionately in favour of the band is a sign of absolute heterosexual integrity. I salute you for your insight.

Jimbo Gomez
03-12-2007, 11:35 PM
Even though it is 100% obvious that is sarcasm I choose to interpret that otherwise. If you'll excuse me now, I need my daily fix of Maiden before I'm off to bed.

sugartits
03-12-2007, 11:38 PM
Even though it is 100% obvious that is sarcasm I choose to interpret that otherwise. If you'll excuse me now, I need my daily fix of Maiden before I'm off to bed.

Fear of the Dark?

Jimbo Gomez
03-12-2007, 11:40 PM
Fear of the Dark?


yes, I have the constant fear that someone's watching me.

sugartits
03-12-2007, 11:41 PM
yes, I have the constant fear that someone's watching me.

what if I was right behind you smiling like a killer?

edit: would you then change my username to "Skid Heartrich" ? :D

Hrolf Kraki
03-12-2007, 11:45 PM
Well, you own the forum so I have to agree. I respect your views and congratulate you for your website. Complaining about Iron Maiden is indeed indicative of a homosexual tendencies and fluttering around threads chattering passionately in favour of the band is a sign of absolute heterosexual integrity. I salute you for your insight.

I'm happy to see that you now understand this.

Omniel
03-12-2007, 11:49 PM
I'm happy to see that you now understand this.
I'm happy to see that irony and sarcasm still survive outside of 'Bouvetøya'.

sugartits
03-12-2007, 11:50 PM
I'm happy to see that irony and sarcasm still survive outside of 'Bouvetøya'.

Nice eggs.

Omniel
03-12-2007, 11:51 PM
Nice eggs.
Thanks, nice De Niro.

Lily
03-13-2007, 12:37 AM
My grandmama would never ignore me.
If she is allowed to be your Gran, then Vinny is allowed to be my baby. :bbbat:

Vasily Zaitsev
03-13-2007, 04:04 AM
Added...Captain Marinesko.

I have added the Captain as well.

Did I miss something?

sugartits
03-13-2007, 04:37 AM
Did I miss something?

his rap songs

Nyx
03-16-2007, 08:06 PM
Just added Petr, Jake Featherston, and Boleslaw.

Boleslaw
03-16-2007, 08:08 PM
Just added whinney Neo-Galtonian.

Jake Featherston
03-16-2007, 08:15 PM
Just added whinney Neo-Galtonian.

I've been thinking of doing that myself, but every now and then he posts an interesting article; don't want to deprive myself of that.

The only person I have on Ignore is Holly. Of course, I reserve the right to click on the link of any posts of hers that are contained in threads where I have an unusually strong interest, such as the current incarnation of Hachiko's Infamous Thread, where we are now discussing how much American high schools suck, with special emphasis on how much better British ones apparently are. I do this in part in order to avoid missing any relevant info in a discussion I find interesting, and in part because it seems to annoy her (but then, really, what doesn't annoy Holly?)

Jake Featherston
03-16-2007, 08:17 PM
I'm happy to see that you now understand this.

Man, talk about a Johnny-Come-Lately!

Boleslaw
03-16-2007, 08:18 PM
I've been thinking of doing that myself, but every now and then he posts an interesting article; don't want to deprive myself of that.
If such an incident ever arises, you can still view the post.

sugartits
03-16-2007, 08:18 PM
Man, talk about a Johnny-Come-Lately!

heh? what is that 1950s prison vernacular?

Jake Featherston
03-16-2007, 08:29 PM
If such an incident ever arises, you can still view the post.

Yeah, but I wouldn't know to do so.

Jake Featherston
03-16-2007, 08:30 PM
heh? what is that 1950s prison vernacular?

As far as I know, people still talk like that. I was born in 1970.

jcs
03-16-2007, 08:42 PM
Just added Petr, Jake Featherston, and Boleslaw.
Are you ignoring me yet?

Nyx
03-16-2007, 08:46 PM
Are you ignoring me yet?I don't recall you ever attacking me personally, which cannot be said of the people added to my ignore list.

jcs
03-16-2007, 08:50 PM
I don't recall you ever attacking me personally, which cannot be said of the people added to my ignore list.
You smell funny!

Nyx
03-16-2007, 09:47 PM
You smell funny!Why do you seek to offend me? Are you specifically eager to be on my ignore list?

You have failed to offend me.

jcs
03-17-2007, 04:14 AM
Why do you seek to offend me? Are you specifically eager to be on my ignore list?

You have failed to offend me.
I wasn't trying to offend you. I get my jollies when you acknowledge my existence. :)

OVERWATCH
03-17-2007, 04:42 AM
I don't have anyone on NIGnore here, but at Speakeasy I have Wackwog10, nin[com]po[op], and Gayturd on NIGnore. :dance:

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-18-2007, 05:15 AM
'I am not Larry Silverstein' is kane123123.
No. That is not true.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-30-2007, 07:16 PM
I just made this forum a lot better by putting 16 people on ignore. Now its getting sweet. I kind of wish I could ignore Incitatus but that is a moderator.

Isn't that the life. Shut the door on the annoying forum whore. Close the case on those who post with no base. Shut the trap on those who spew crap. Close the deal for real.

Maybe all the "good" posters should start from scratch and make a forum. By that, I mean neo-galtonian, Leonard Smalls, etc.

All the "good" posters should conspire to ignore every VNN poster.

Cole
03-30-2007, 07:46 PM
I just made this forum a lot better by putting 16 people on ignore. Now its getting sweet. I kind of wish I could ignore Incitatus but that is a moderator.

Isn't that the life. Shut the door on the annoying forum whore. Close the case on those who post with no base. Shut the trap on those who spew crap. Close the deal for real.

Maybe all the "good" posters should start from scratch and make a forum. By that, I mean neo-galtonian, Leonard Smalls, etc.

All the "good" posters should conspire to ignore every VNN poster.

Surrounding one's self with "yes men" is the swiftest path to stagnancy. Your ideas will never be challenged and your view becomes narrower and narrower. Ignorance of opposing viewpoints is death.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-30-2007, 07:48 PM
Surrounding one's self with "yes men" is the swiftest path to stagnancy. Your ideas will never be challenged and your view becomes narrower and narrower. Ignorance of opposing viewpoints is death.
What, George Bush can do it?! Why can't I?

Helios Panoptes
03-30-2007, 07:49 PM
I just made this forum a lot better by putting 16 people on ignore. Now its getting sweet. I kind of wish I could ignore Incitatus but that is a moderator.

Isn't that the life. Shut the door on the annoying forum whore. Close the case on those who post with no base. Shut the trap on those who spew crap. Close the deal for real.

Maybe all the "good" posters should start from scratch and make a forum. By that, I mean neo-galtonian, Leonard Smalls, etc.


Ixabert would become a Nazi and supporter of Islam within 2 weeks in those circumstances.

il ragno
03-30-2007, 08:04 PM
heh? what is that 1950s prison vernacular?


CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS' GUIDE TO PRISON SLANG


FOREWORD:

Life in a Texas penal institution is quite different than most people would think. The average person, having had no experience with prisons, appears to think that the inmates housed there lead a dull boring life. They believe inmates just sit in their cells 24 hours a day waiting for the day they will get out. This is very far from the truth. Life in a correctional institution is definitely different from life as a free citizen in several aspects, but it's like a small community. Each person has a job that is an integral part of the operation of that society. Some inmates make clothes, some cook food, some farm, etc. It is the cumulative efforts of each of these jobs that teaches the inmates the importance of their roles in a free society.



Unfortunately, as in any society, and considering the fact that the people living in this one have been rejected from ours, several other activities occur. Most of these activities involve homosexual acts, drug abuse, racial conflict, and blatant disregard for the welfare of others. The recent advent of prison gangs, and the infiltration of street gangs has also had a great deal of influence on this society, that is if you would still consider it a society. Since this is a community and so different from our own, the inhabitants have developed a separate (Slang) language over the years that somewhat accurately depicts the immoral values of its residence.



A
ACCEPT: (plea bargain); When an inmate is convicted of a crime they sometimes refer to their sentences as if they had bartered with the judge,(i.e. "The Judge wanted to give me 20 years but I wouldn't accept that, all I would accept is 5.") meaning they would have fought the case and possibly received 20 years but plead guilty in exchange for 5 years.

AGGIE: (Agricultural tool); A tool used in field work commonly called a hoe (garden hoe).

AGGRAVATED: (to get); Inmates often use the word aggravated to mean angry; possibly to give the impression that they are educated.

AGITATOR: An inmate who manipulates other inmates into fights normally for the pure enjoyment of watching the other inmates fight.



B
BARRED: A term commonly used by inmates to mean that they fear a certain area, person, or to indicate that they have caused someone to fear them or their area, i.e. ("You can't bar me. "You’re barred from my cell.")

BEAN SLOT: An opening in the cell doors of most segregation areas which is used to place handcuffs on the inmate prior to opening the cell, or to deliver the food tray to the inmate without having to open the cell door.

BLUE BAG: A bag of Maxwell house instant coffee, often used for trading in place of money.

BONE: A term often used by inmates meaning to be the dominant partner (male role) in the performance of sodomy.

BONG: (cooker); A device made by inmates to cook water for food or coffee in the event they don't have a stinger, or hot pot. It is made by wrapping a large amount of toilet paper around something such as a can, then folding in the top and bottom creating a doughnut shape. The inside of the bong is then lit and allowed to burn slowly as a can is held slightly above the flame until it is brought to a boil.

BOSS: A term used extensively by inmates to refer to officers working as guards (Correctional officers), this began in the early years of penitentiaries as "Sorry son of a bitch" backwards. Most of the inmates that are now incarcerated are not aware of this and the term is accepted by officers as a sir name.

BOUGHT: (hog); A term used to mean that a story, normally one that is not true has been believed. (i.e. "He bought that hog.")

BROGAN: The state issued work boots that inmates wear.

BULL-DERM: Prior to 1987, inmates were given free tobacco that was provided by the RJR tobacco company, a popular brand used to be Bull Durham, this came to be known as Bull-derm ( derm meaning feces) or "Run johnnie run," to the older convicts. The term has more recently been used to describe any very low grade of tobacco.

BURNED: When an inmate has caused another to see his penis either by accident or on purpose, you are said to have been burned.


C
CADILLAC: A> (job); Any job that is perceived to be either easy or enjoyable is considered to be a Cadillac job.

B> (tractor); Inmates that are assigned as tractor drivers often refer to their tractors as Cadillacs.

CAKE: (easy); Any thing that is easy to accomplish or jobs that are easy to perform. (i.e. "That’s a cake job.")

CAT HEAD: On some units housing older convicts biscuits or rolls are often called cat heads, the origin of this word is not known, but it is believed that they were referring to the fact that a cat’s head is very hard, as are the rolls.

CANTON: (Hisp. House) Hispanic inmates call their cells their canton.

CARNAL: (Hisp. Brother) Hispanic inmates, normally gang members often refer to other inmates of that same gang as carnals.

CASE: A disciplinary report written on an inmate for a rule infraction, derived from court case.

CATCH A PAIR: A term used by correctional officers to instruct a group of inmates to stand in pairs for count or control purposes.

CATCH OUT: Any person whether it be inmate or officer, that could not handle the pressure of any area, and left for this reason.

CELL WARRIOR: An inmate that is continually making threats or ethnic remarks while in the safety of his/her cell, but will remain quiet or very polite while outside of the cell.

CELLIE: A cellmate.

CHAIN: A term meaning that an inmate is leaving (catching the chain) or the bus used to carry inmates (chain bus).

CHECK(ED): When one person has scolded another person and the person that has been scolded fails to, or is afraid to make a rebuttal, that person is said to have been checked. If one person continually allows the other to scold him/her without making a rebuttal that person is said to be in check.

CHALK: A crude wine made from yeast, sugar, rice or fruit and water.

CHOW: Any meal is referred to as chow, meal time is referred to as chow time.

CHO CHO: Ice Cream.

CLAVO: (Hisp. Contraband); A Hispanic term for any type of dangerous contraband, i.e. weapons.

CLIQUE: Any group of people that use their numbers as strength, or any time one person is ganged up on or beat up by a large group of people, that person is said to have been cliqued on. (Also spelled Click).

COP: (plea); When an inmate confesses to doing something wrong they say that they "copped to it", when they accept a sentence they say they "copped a plea".

CROSSED OUT: When a person is taken from a good area, job, etc. for something they claim not to have done, or for something that they don't feel they should have been blamed for, they say they were "crossed out".

CUT YOUR EYES: Meaning that a person has looked at another person or the items they have through the sides of their eyes, normally thought of as an intent to steal the items or start a fight.


D
DAG: The performance of anal sex between two homosexual inmates.

DAP: A greeting, or way of congratulating another, by pounding the bottom of one persons fist to the top of the others.

DEAD: (killed); When an inmate has masturbated while looking at another, the person that has been masturbated on is said to be dead.

DECK:(OF SQUARES): A pack of cigarettes.

DOBIE: A biscuit or roll, derived from the word adobe (brick).

DOG: (road); What an inmate often calls his friends, the closest friend is often referred to as a road dog.

DOWN: (time #); A term in prison, i.e. "How many times have you been down."

DROPPED: (get); When an officer forcibly wrestles an inmate to the ground to be restrained.

D-TOWN: Dallas, Texas.

DUNGEON: Punitive segregation, or solitary confinement; Where an inmate is placed to serve a sentence for no more than 15 days as the result of being convicted of a disciplinary offense.


E
ESE: (Hisp.); A Hispanic inmate, as they are normally called by most white, or black inmates, and occasionally by other Hispanic inmates.

EYE BALL: When someone is staring at you or your things they are said to be eye balling you.


F
FALL: A> (from); The county the inmate was convicted in "Where did you fall from."

B> (partner); The person, if any, that fell from the same county for the same crime is considered a "Fall partner".

FAT BACK: Meaning that a person has a big butt.

FIEND (‘N): A person that is addicted to drugs is called a fiend, when that person is begging or in dire need of the drugs including cigarettes the person is said to be fiend'n.

FISHING POLE: A device made from rolled up newspaper or other paper, with a paper clip in one end, used for retrieving items from the runs in front of their cells.

FISHING LINE: Made from torn sheets or string, having a weighted object tied to one end and used to throw down the run to inmates in other cells to pass items.

FIX UP: To give an inmate more food on his tray than the other inmates are receiving, or to do an inmate a special favor that the other inmates will not receive. "Fix me up."

FLAT WEED: A>(Agriculture) To chop grass with a garden hoe, chopping away everything down to the dirt.

B> (Fight) To lose a fight badly is to get "Flat-weeded", inmates often use this term to mean they were wrestled down by officers (See SLAMMED)

FLICK: (flix); A photograph, or picture torn from a magazine.

FLIP FLOP: When two homosexual inmates take turns playing the male or female roles.

FRAJO: A term used by Hispanic inmates meaning a cigarette.

FREE WORLD: A> (cigarette); A term meaning any commercial cigarette, as opposed to the roll your own type that used to be bought by the inmates prior to the tobacco free environment, due to its inexpensive cost.

B> (outside); Life outside of the prison, "When I was in the free world." also called the world.

FUNKY: An inmate that does not shower.


G
GAME: A> (back in the); Life in Texas prisons prior to the Ruiz settlement in 1981, was called "The game," although most inmates who have been incarcerated for two or more years believe that they were in the game when they arrived, actually have no knowledge of what the term really stands for.

B> (has a); Meaning that a person is able to fight well, or to talk his way out of almost anything.

GIRL: Any inmate that acts like a female.

GO DOWN: (hard); When an inmate gives up in a fight he is said to have gone down, when an inmate continues to fight even though it is evident that he cannot win that inmate "Goes down hard".

GOON SQUAD: A team of five officers in riot gear prepared to conduct a forced removal of an inmate from a cell.

GO WAY BACK: When an inmate has known another for a long period of time, they say "We go way back" also "We go back to the game."

GOT DOWN: When one person has said or done something to another to make the other person look foolish, whether the statement is true or not, the person making the statement is said to have got down.

GOT IT: (stuff); If an inmate "has it" he is a homosexual, meaning that he has "Got that stuff." stuff being a female organ.

GOT IT GOIN' ON: If a person has "Got it goin' on" that person gets things his way, or has a prestigious position.

GROUND: (on the); When an inmate escapes he is on the ground.

GUNS: fists or forearms

GUTS: (get in); Rectum; Inmates often use the phrase "Get in them guts." to mean performing anal sex.


H
HIGH RIDER: A correctional officer (normally on horseback) that is armed with a pistol or rifle, and watching inmates working outside of the security perimeter.

HIGH SIDE: When an inmate intentionally shows other inmates that he can get away with something that they can't or that he has something that they don't have.

HO / WHO'E: Slang for homosexual, or whore, both are called hoes and the term is interchangeable.

HOE SQUAD: A squad of inmates that work in the fields using hoes (Garden type, See AGGIE) as their primary tool.

HOG: A> (to); To hog is to forcibly take property from somebody without that persons consent, normally there is not a fight involved, the person allows the other to take the property out of fear.

B> (bought / sold); (See BOUGHT, and SOLD); This is a term used to mean an untrue statement.

HOLDIN': Any person who is a good fighter, or has the ability to cause others to believe that they can fight, is said to be holdin'.

HOME: Most inmates refer to their living quarters, i.e. cell dorm cubicle etc., as home.

HOMEY / HOME BOY: Any person who lived, or was raised in the same home town as another person, is referred to as their home boy.

H-TOWN: Houston, Texas.

HYGIENES: Items such as toothpaste, deodorant, soap, etc. are collectively referred to by inmates as "My hygienes".

HYPE: A lie. Propaganda


I
IN CHECK: When a person does anything that another person orders them to do, regardless of personal feelings toward the activity that person is said to be in check.


J
JACK BOOK: Magazines, or books depicting naked women, i.e. Playboy, Penthouse, etc.

JALE: Hispanic word meaning "thing" used to mean any occurrence, i.e. fight, riot, stabbing, etc.

JIGGERS: (holdin'); When a person is watching an area to warn others of someone coming, or if an inmate is watching items very closely for an officer to prevent other inmates from getting more than their entitled portion, this is referred to as "Holdin' jiggers."

JOHNNIE: A sack lunch, ( Also called a sack).

JURA: A Hispanic word for officer, (correctional officers)


K
KID: (punk or turnout); When an inmate is using another (weaker) inmate to do the cleaning in his cell, buying items from the prison store, or sexual acts, in exchange for the protection of the weaker inmate from the others, the weaker inmate is called his kid.

KILL: To masturbate (derived from phrase, "killing babies")

KILL SHIELD: A garment worn by female officers, usually a long vest or jacket.

KILLER: An inmate who is constantly masturbating in public.

KITE: A letter sent from one inmate to another by using a line or fishing pole; (See FISHING POLE).


L
LA LIBRE: Hispanic term meaning the same as free world (See "A> FREE WORLD")

LAWS: Correctional officers.

LAY-IN: When an inmate has an appointment to see somebody, i.e. correctional counselor, doctor, etc. and for this reason is excused from work for that day, or period of time. Also when a doctor has given an inmate a pass to stay out of work for a period of time.

LAY IT DOWN: When an inmate quits working without authorization, and refuses to go back to work.

LINE: (work, school); Any time inmates are sent out of their housing areas in large groups this is a line due to the fact that their is a long line of inmates in the hallway at the time.

LOCK UP: Administrative segregation, where an inmate is placed as an administrative decision for several reasons, such as protective custody, or repeated acts of a violent nature that indicate that the inmates presents in general population is a threat to the safe and secure operation of the facility.

LOCK DOWN: When a large group of inmates are held in their cells for a period of time following a major disturbance, the inmates are locked in their cells for the entire day, receiving sack lunches (Johnnies) as meals, and showering approximately three times a week.

LOOK OUT: yelled out in a group of people to get all of them to look when you are only trying to get the attention of one of them whose name is unknown.


M
MEDS: An inmates medication.

M.I.A.: (Missing in action); A person who seems to be lost, (mentally) as evidenced by repeatedly doing things that would seem, to a reasonable person, as stupid.

MILASA: A Hispanic term for correctional officer, (meaning syrup,) and reportedly because correctional officers are slow.

MONEY: A> (commissary); Inmates often refer to their store bought goods as their money, due to the fact that real money is not allowed in prisons, store bought goods are traded among inmates as money.

B> (sit on); inmates sometimes refer to a females or a homosexuals buttocks as their money.


N
NASTY: An inmate who does not shower regularly, or who refuses to clean up his living quarters to the point that it becomes offensive to other inmates is called nasty.

NINJA TURTLES: A team of officers dressed in riot gear in preparation to quell a riot, or to conduct a forced removal of an inmate, the term is derived from the fact that the officers resemble the Teen aged mutant ninja turtles in this gear.


O
ON THE COOL: When something is done quietly so that others do not become aware of what is going on it is being done on the cool.


P
PACKIN': A> A fight game, ( Same as HOLDIN').

B> (stuff); If an inmate is packin' stuff, this is a homosexual

PAPAS: A Hispanic word meaning potatoes, used to mean buttocks.

PEOPLE: (my); Inmates refer to their families, or any body that comes to visit them as their people.

PICKET: A guard tower either inside or outside of the compound, some positions inside the building which are separated from the direct contact with the inmates by bars are called pickets.

PICO: A Hispanic word used for any stabbing weapon.

PIDDLIN': A leisure activity performed by eligible inmates in which they produce a craft item, i.e. leather goods, art etc. for selling to the general public.

PISTOLS: Leather work gloves with all of the fingers cut off of them.

PITCHIN' / CATCHIN': When two homosexuals take turns playing the male and female roles in sexual activities.

PLATON: A Hispanic term meaning plate, used to mean any meal.

PLAY: (The ho game); Playing, or playing the ho game, is when an inmate is constantly making sexual advances toward another, or is by some means insinuating that the other inmate is a homosexual.

PLAYA: Hispanic word meaning "Beach", used to mean showers.

POKE: To stab someone.

POPULATION: (also pop); The location where the majority of inmates are housed in which they have the freedom to move about in their dorm or wing, and mingle with the rest of the inmates in general population. (As opposed to lock up, or seg)

PUNK: An inmate who is proud to be, and does not attempt to conceal his homosexuality.



Q
QUACK: A psychiatrist

QUE HONDA: (what's up); A Hispanic term meaning "What's up", or "What's happening"; a greeting.

Q`VO / Q`VOLE: The same as Que honda, only normally yelled with great enthusiasm.


R
RABBIT: An inmate who is likely to, or has just escaped.

RACK: A> (bunk); An inmates bunk is sometimes called a rack.

B> (time); The time that all of the televisions, radios etc. are turned off, and inmates are instructed to go to their cells or cubicles is rack time.

RAMBO: A person that is constantly trying to prove that he can fight by picking fights, or getting into pushing contests with others, primarily referring to officers who try to be macho.

RIDE: A> (conversation); When two or more people are talking this is called their ride, if someone attempts to join into the conversation without the approval of the others they say "Get out of my ride".

B> (a gang); A disruptive group.

C> (to ride with); When an inmate chooses to be the "kid" (See KID) of one inmate over another he is said to be riding with him.

ROACH: An inmate that does not shower, or never cleans up after himself.

ROBOCOP: Referring to a correctional officer, one who ensures that he/she writes a report on every rule infraction regardless of how minor the offense.

ROLLED: When an inmate is taken from a job, or custody designation for no apparent reason, or if the inmate claims to have been set up to be caught doing something wrong, for the sole purpose of taking his job or good time earning status.

ROW: A wing of the building which contains cells in rows of normally 24, to 36cells. The wing is divided in tiers of 3, or 4, levels of cells and normally houses medium or close custody inmates, due to increased security and more control over movement.

RUNNER: An inmate that is assigned to a wing to clean, inmates in the cells often summon the inmate to run errands for them, or to pass contraband items.


S
SAN-ANTO: Hispanic slang, for San Antonio, Texas.

SEG: Administrative segregation, where inmates are housed if the administration decides that their presence among other inmates in general population would create a threat to other inmates, staff or himself.

SHAKE DOWN: A search, i.e. cell search, pat search or strip search for contraband.

SHANK: A homemade stabbing weapon made from any hard object that can be sharpened, derived from the fact that these weapons used to be made from the metal part inside the sole of a shoe known as a shank.

SHITTER: Punitive segregation or solitary confinement, where an inmate is sentenced to stay from 1 to 15 days as a result of a major disciplinary infraction.

SHOOT: To send by the inmate known as a runner, or to throw down the run, (i.e. "Shoot me a kite, line, etc.)

SHORT: A> (cigarette); A cigarette butt, some inmates who have no money on their account, or are on commissary restriction as a result of disciplinary, often ask other inmates for their cigarette butts or they may even pick them up from the floor

B> (time); When an inmate is nearing his release date, he is said to be short.

SHOT: Enough powdered coffee to make one cup, or enough tobacco to roll one cigarette.

SKEET: To ejaculate.

SLAMMED: When an inmate has to be forcibly wrestled to the ground and restrained by correctional officers.

SNIPER: An inmate who hides in corners and masturbates while looking at female employees, or other inmates.

SOLD: (hog); When an inmate successfully tells somebody a lie, and has the person convinced that the story is true, the inmate may boast "I sold that hog."

SPLASH: When an inmate throws a liquid substance at an officer, or another inmate from inside his cell.

SPRAY: (w/ uzi); Often used in fond remembrance of when they were free, inmates brag about spraying an area with an uzi machine gun, meaning to hold down the trigger and sweep from side to side.

SPREAD: When an inmate or several inmates pool together to buy several items of food from the prison store, combine the foods into a large bowl and make sandwiches from the mixture.

SQUARE: (deck); A cigarette; A pack of cigarettes is known as a deck of squares.

STAY DOWN: A phrase used to encourage an inmate to remain faithful to his cause, i.e. fight for his beliefs.

STICK: To stab someone.

STINGER: A> (An emersion heater); A device consisting of an electrical cord and a coil of metal that when plugged into a wall socket, and emerged in water, will bring the water to a boil.

B> (homemade); Some inmates who haven't got the money to buy a stinger from the prison store will make one from a cord cut from a lamp or other electrical item, and tie a razor blade to each wire, the razor blades are kept separated by matches and placed into a cup of water.

STOLE: (got); When an inmate comes up behind another an strikes him, the victim is said to have "been stole".

STORE: A> (open a); When an inmate begins to sell unauthorized items that he makes, or items that he steals to other inmates, he has opened a store.

B> (make); To make store is simply to go to the prison store (Commissary) and make a purchase.

STUCK OUT: To be too late to attend a specific function, i.e. showers, meals, recreation, work, etc., to the point that the inmate will not be allowed by correctional staff to catch up to them, and must stay in his living area.

SWOLE: When an inmate is angry he is said to be swole.

SYBIL: An inmate who is taking the psychiatric prescription drug, Thorezine due to the way the drug causes the inmates to act.


T
TACK: A tattoo

TANK: A dormitory style, inmate living quarters, where inmates can move about freely until rack time.

THROW DOWN: (fight); If an inmate is a good fighter or does not show fear of fighting the inmate "Will throw down".

T-JONES: Black inmates from Dallas, Texas, and surrounding areas refer to their mothers as their T-Jones.

TOOK: (hogged); When an inmate takes something from another by force.

TRICK: A> (Punk); A homosexual, specifically one who will have sex with any inmate in exchange for store items, i.e. cigarettes.

B> Any inmate who would pay a homosexual in exchange for sex.

TURN KEY: Prior to the Ruiz lawsuit in 1981, inmates were assigned to operate the doors to areas, and maintained control of the keys to those areas, these inmates were known as the turnkeys; more recently, any officer assigned to a post in which he/she must operate doors to wings or cell blocks is called the "turn key boss".

TURN OUT: A> (work); When a squad of inmates are lined up in preparation for going to work, this is called a turn out.

B> (punk); When an inmate is initially forced to assume the female role in a homosexual act, and then chooses to do so to avoid fighting thereafter, he is considered to have been turned out.


W
WARICHE: A Hispanic slang word for coffee.

WICK: When an inmate is low on matches, or has none, they will take toilet paper and roll it into a long string, and light one end. The result is that it will smolder slowly, approximately one foot (12 inches) per hour, and is used to light cigarettes.

WILA: Hispanic slang word meaning letter, (See KITE).

WIRED UP: When an inmate is easily aggravated, high on coffee, or drugs in a manner that causes him to act impulsively or hastily, he is wired up.

WISO: Hispanic slang term for homosexual.

WOOD: What most white inmates often call other white inmates who they believe have the ability to stand up for themselves. derived from "pecker wood".

WRIT: Any legal paper or document, normally one that is specifically used for the purpose of appealing their sentence, or to complain about conditions in the prison through the courts.



Y
YOU: (is that ?); When an inmate asks another inmate if a picture of a girl is that inmates girlfriend, or asking if a homosexual inmate is his "girl" they ask "Is that you?".


Z
ZOMBIE: (walking dead); After an inmate has masturbated while looking at someone, they sometimes refer to that person as a zombie.

il ragno
03-30-2007, 08:17 PM
Jim Goad's contribution to Lockup Lexicography

http://www.jimgoad.net/prisonslang.html


jim goad's glossary of northwestern prison slang


Gladiator school - A prison filled with muscular, violent offenders.

Kick rocks, scrub! - Fuck off, loser! Synonyms for "scrub": "lop," "lame," and "truck."

That's a cold shot - What he/they did to you was very cruel and uncaring.

You got love - Your sentence/judicial decision was light and favorable to you.

He's a solid peckerwood - That white male is a fine, dependable fellow.

Toad/bone/splib/eggplant/hammerhead/hamhock - synonyms for "Afro-American."

I got jigs - I'll watch for guards while you commit that infraction.

Rollin'! - Fuck! Here comes a guard now!

Rapo/chomo - Rapist/child molester.

Beef - A criminal charge. For instance, a "skin beef" is a sex crime, while a "bum beef" is a false charge.

Neckin' wieners/bookin' whammers - Sucking dick.

Pole-smoker/peter-puffer - Male homosexual.

Peter-gazer - One who stares at peni in the shower ù A.K.A. a pecker-checker or a shower shark.

All sucked-up - Two meanings; 1. Scrawny, as in, "I had no access to weightlifting equipment during my seven-and-a-half months in county jail; thus, I was all sucked-up when I arrived in prison." 2. Mopey and offended, as in, "Todd acted all sucked-up when Darryl made sport of him in front of other inmates."

Straight yoked - Muscular; antonym to meaning (1.) of "all sucked-up."

Freak - Specifically, a sex offender. More generally, anyone who's a little unusual and doesn't fit the convict mold. More than once while watching Seinfeld in the day room, I've heard cons comment, "That Kramer sure is a freak!"

Freak bone - A tendency toward kinkiness, usually described using a length of measurement, as in, "Perry may act like a solid, stand-up convict, but he's got a freak bone a mile long."

Inmate/convict - An inmate is helpful to guards and is genuinely thankful for this chance at rehabilitation; a convict has tattoos on his neck and chooses colorful names for himself such as "Snake" and "Jericho."

Shit - Verb which universally replaces the verb "to fart," as in, "Who shit all over themselves?"

Keister - Verb, meaning "To insert an item of contraband into one's rectum for smuggling purposes." Also known as "takin' it to the hoop" and "puttin' it in the safe."

Heart check! - I dare ya!

Starfish - One's anus.

Grille - Collectively, one's teeth, as in, "I'll punch your grille out."

Plexin' - Worrying, stressing out.

Bust a grape - Become violent.

Pressurize - Verb, meaning "to coerce."

Snipes - Soggy, unsmoked ends of hand-rolled cigarettes.

Juice card - Ability to influence events in prison, either with guards or inmates, as in, "I used my juice card to get moved to a cell in a quieter area."

I already know - A nod of assent roughly meaning "I hear you" and used with startling frequency among cons.

On my skin - A secular version of "I swear to God," usually accompanied by tapping the fingers of one hand onto the wrist of another hand. It is a prisoner's oath.

Pruno - Alcoholic beverage made from fermented chow-hall fruit, sugar, water, and yeast.

Grip - Noun, meaning "a lot," as in, "Waheed was sentenced to a grip of time."

Them - Universal replacement for "they" and "those," as in, "Them are some cool-lookin' sneakers."

Mackin' - Talking tough.

Runnin' your neck - Bullshitting; mackin' without anything to back it up.

Cell warrior - Someone who loudly runs his neck while safely locked in his cell but is a coward once the cell door pops open.

That's what I'M talkin' 'bout - A sort of emphatic statement somewhat equivalent to "Right on!" Black inmates often use it after a particularly spectacular slam-dunk on TV.

S.A. - Acronym for "Spanish-American" used by both S.A.s and non-S.A.s alike. Emphasis is on the "S"; it's pronounced exactly like "essay."

Grunion - A tiny amount, as in, "Hector had only a grunion of tobacco - not even enough for a cigarette."

Gettin' my {blank} on - Doing something.For instance, "Gettin' my smoke on" means "smoking," and "Gettin' my jack on" means "masturbating.

Jacket - A reputation for having a particular belief or being disposed toward a certain practice. A jacket is placed on you by others and may or may not be deserved, but once it's on you, it's hard to remove. For instance, a white male with a shaved head may have a "racist jacket," and an old man thought to be a child molester may be forced to wear a "chomo jacket."

Sancho - The man who fucks your wife or girlfriend while you're in prison.

Now what? - A taunt offered after a rhetorical comeback; it's a much more aggressive version of "the ball's now in your corner." For instance, one might say, "Oh, yeah? Well, you wuz so ugly as a kid, your parents had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you. Now what?"

Someone just did a drive-by - Someone silently broke wind while walking past us, leaving us to experience the after-effects.

Screamin' - Adjective used to describe a particularly delicious chow-hall item, as in, "That barbecued chicken we had for lunch was screamin'."

The fellas - The in-crowd; the group of convicts whom you can trust.

Road dog - One's best friend in prison, as well as the one on whom you could most depend for backup in a fight.

Put some water on it! - The fact that you've failed to make a courtesy flush means that an unpleasant aroma is wafting from your cell to mine, so please rectify this situation.

Dick mittens - The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.

You put me on Front Street - You unintentionally ratted me out.

Sakura
03-31-2007, 03:23 AM
The only person I have on Ignore is Hachiko. Even if he wasn't a racist, he's still a troll, a spammer, and a general tool.

EDIT: And thank's to Il Ragno for his explanations on Prison Slang. It was very interesting.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-31-2007, 05:33 PM
B-pep earned spot number 17 on my ignore list. Let's get a lot of people to ignore others.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n273/austin2359/list.jpg

Kim Jong Tha Illest
03-31-2007, 10:24 PM
No offense G-D, but your ignore list is a veritable Who's Who of the best WN posters on the phora. I wouldn't ignore il ragno or WFHermans if they talked shite at me every ten minutes.

EDIT: Doth mine eyes deceive me or is Hachiko being ignored by the only actual Japanese poster?:hachiko: :eek:

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-31-2007, 10:45 PM
No offense G-D, but your ignore list is a veritable Who's Who of the best WN posters on the phora. I wouldn't ignore il ragno or WFHermans if they talked shite at me every ten minutes.

EDIT: Doth mine eyes deceive me or is Hachiko being ignored by the only actual Japanese poster?:hachiko: :eek:
Yeah but I hate wn, remember. I'm pretty much ignoring all WN except for one moderator (which I can't) and the very few "WN's" I have gotten along with.

I'm a far right conservative who is racist, and not a wn.

Kim Jong Tha Illest
03-31-2007, 10:48 PM
I'm a jewish communist and i don't have a single WN on ignore.

Winston
03-31-2007, 10:49 PM
No offense G-D, but your ignore list is a veritable Who's Who of the best WN posters on the phora. I wouldn't ignore il ragno or WFHermans if they talked shite at me every ten minutes.

I know, it's crazy. Falling out with 123 has long since become a sign of quality. Ignoring Il Ragno is like going to a concert and ignoring the headlining act to go and play in the shit.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-31-2007, 11:13 PM
I'm a jewish communist and i don't have a single WN on ignore.
WN's don't hurt you then. I'm a far right racist. WN's do hurt my reputation and because we discuss similar issues we do not get along.

Cole
03-31-2007, 11:17 PM
Pracownik stał has been added.
Thank you.

Falling out with 123 has long since become a sign of quality. -- integrity

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-31-2007, 11:18 PM
BTW you saw my posts before I edited it. I took you off. But only because your a dick in the shoutbox, and not outside the shoutbox. As soon as you start carrying your antics to the regular forum, you will be next.

Cole
03-31-2007, 11:21 PM
BTW you saw my posts before I edited it. I took you off. But only because your a dick in the shoutbox, and not outside the shoutbox. As soon as you start carrying your antics to the regular forum, you will be next.

No, by all means keep me on the list. I've realized that it's a badge of honor of sorts. Yes, it's indeed a good thing to be on your ignore list.

Carry on!

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-31-2007, 11:22 PM
So, delete your post because you are responding to a quote that's no longer there.

Don Quixote
03-31-2007, 11:30 PM
Delighted as well as honoured to see the company I am in, as well as relieved at being disburdened of having to engage in discourse with a moron.

[point of information: I am not a WN]

ivory bill
03-31-2007, 11:41 PM
I have nobody on ignore- but I see that I am on the ignore lists of a handful of like-minded entities. Most of them share two forum enthusiasms; they are both devout Holocaustian proslytizers and staunch supporters of the "9-11 Official Story". Go figure.

God123123 may as well save time and add me to his list as well.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-31-2007, 11:47 PM
lol nonsense, I have nothing against you and hardly know you. I don't ignore people for no reason, you know.

Most people I ignore are people who openly insult and mistreat me. We had two incidents against me, one was a major flame with my name in the title which wasn't locked for two days and the other my banning.

While I was down in these incidents, I looked at who kicked me. I ignore most of them now. I simply want nothing to do with them, this is more disrespect than harassing them. Disagreement is all well and good as long as you don't insult me and constantly ask for me to be banned. With WN's, you have combative people who talk about similar subjects that I do, but we approach some of these subjects, mainly the Jewish question, from different angles. This leads to intense combat. I would rather ignore people who are predisposed to making personal attacks on me unless they've already made an attack, which then I simply search my own name "god123123" and "kane123123" when I want to make see that.

Omniel
03-31-2007, 11:55 PM
I want to be on 123123's ignore list.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-31-2007, 11:56 PM
You won't make it. Unless you piss me off. Don't get any ideas.

Don Quixote
03-31-2007, 11:59 PM
I want to be on 123123's ignore list.Putting a Jew on his ignore list might leave him open to charges of antisemitism. (in his own head of course)

This will create a dilemma almost as maddening as that posed by Mate Allen to Captain Haddock in Crab with the Golden Claws - "do you sleep with your beard over or under the sheet?"

Winston
04-01-2007, 12:09 AM
I want to be on 123123's ignore list.

Pssst. I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you in.

Omniel
04-01-2007, 12:13 AM
Pssst. I know a guy who knows a guy who can get you in.
Okay, but not here. He'll get suspicious. He's already warned me 'not to get any ideas'. I need this to look real.

Sakura
04-01-2007, 02:48 AM
Doth mine eyes deceive me or is Hachiko being ignored by the only actual Japanese poster?

Your eyes dost not decieve you.

Hachiko
04-01-2007, 05:38 AM
EDIT: Doth mine eyes deceive me or is Hachiko being ignored by the only actual Japanese poster?:hachiko: :eek:

Oh please, Sakura reeks of troll.
Plus, I doubt she's "real" Japanese. An Osakan with all those pro-Korean pictures in her sigs, etc? I highly doubt a true Japanese person would have those. But there are plenty of Koreans (Japan's niggers) in Osaka, which is what she might be.
Either way, the little twit can ignore me if she likes. The only Osaka-jo I love is wearing a wedding band from me already. ;)

Vasily Zaitsev
04-01-2007, 06:14 AM
Oh please, Sakura reeks of troll.
Plus, I doubt she's "real" Japanese. An Osakan with all those pro-Korean pictures in her sigs, etc? I highly doubt a true Japanese person would have those. But there are plenty of Koreans (Japan's niggers) in Osaka, which is what she might be.
Either way, the little twit can ignore me if she likes. The only Osaka-jo I love is wearing a wedding band from me already. ;)

The world's largest Juche/Songun study organization outside of the DPRK is in Japan, and many (if not most) of its members are actual Japanese.

Oblisk
04-01-2007, 09:33 AM
Oh please, Sakura reeks of troll.
Plus, I doubt she's "real" Japanese. An Osakan with all those pro-Korean pictures in her sigs, etc? I highly doubt a true Japanese person would have those. But there are plenty of Koreans (Japan's niggers) in Osaka, which is what she might be.
Either way, the little twit can ignore me if she likes. The only Osaka-jo I love is wearing a wedding band from me already. ;)

Japan has one of the highest pro-DPRK percentages in the area.

il ragno
04-01-2007, 11:10 AM
Sakura: Onani o shimasu ka, chipitama?

Hachiko: Kuso shite shinezo, yariman!

Sakura: Jama shinaide, issunboshi!!

Hachiko: Oban - oreno chinko swe!!!

Pilot of the Enola Gay: Hara guzuchi o tataku na - oma korence!

Sakura: Ittai nani ga shitenda??

Hachiko: Zura karu ze!!!

tempus fugit
04-01-2007, 11:18 AM
Sakura: Onani o shimasu ka, chipitama?

Hachiko: Kuso shite shinezo, yariman!

Sakura: Jama shinaide, issunboshi!!

Hachiko: Oban - oreno chinko swe!!!

Pilot of the Enola Gay: Hara guzuchi o tataku na - oma korence!

Sakura: Ittai nani ga shitenda??

Hachiko: Zura karu ze!!!

I didn't know you knew Japanese Il Ragno! lol

il ragno
04-01-2007, 11:35 AM
Domo arigato, Hawking-san.

Hachiko
04-01-2007, 12:12 PM
Sakura: Onani o shimasu ka, chipitama?

Hachiko: Kuso shite shinezo, yariman!

Sakura: Jama shinaide, issunboshi!!

Hachiko: Oban - oreno chinko swe!!!

Pilot of the Enola Gay: Hara guzuchi o tataku na - oma korence!

Sakura: Ittai nani ga shitenda??

Hachiko: Zura karu ze!!!
Ah no ne Ragno-jiji, boku wa Chinko Ichiban!
Yare yare, oyaji.....:rolleyes:

Mike
04-01-2007, 11:46 PM
Nice list, Bruva Numba Two. It's about time someone put uppity Phorans like Basil Fawlty and Il Ragno in their place. What do those guys contribute anyway.

B-pep earned spot number 17 on my ignore list. Let's get a lot of people to ignore others.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n273/austin2359/list.jpg

Omniel
04-01-2007, 11:48 PM
He can't hear you.

Don Quixote
04-01-2007, 11:52 PM
He can't hear you.Of course he can.

Omniel
04-02-2007, 12:00 AM
You are one of God123123's Chosen People. You have broken your covenant with Him.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
04-02-2007, 12:09 AM
Yeah they are chosen, chosen for the eternal flame of everlasting torment.

Omniel
04-02-2007, 12:13 AM
Yeah they are chosen, chosen for the eternal flame of everlasting torment.
Why do you do this to people? Why punish them like this?

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
04-02-2007, 12:15 AM
It's the everlasting judgment. I sit as the judge of the living and the dead, and they damn themselves, I merely carry out the sentence.

Omniel
04-02-2007, 12:21 AM
Even though I disagree with plenty of people on this board, I would never censor people from my own sight on the basis that we disagreed. Mature people can deal with dissenting views, that's life. It's pathetic that you think this achieves anything constructive.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
04-02-2007, 12:24 AM
And if you read the entire thread, you would see its more than just dissenting views...its usually a combative and annoying attitude.

Omniel
04-02-2007, 12:28 AM
And if you read the entire thread, you would see its more than just dissenting views...its usually a combative and annoying attitude.
Yes, it all gets too much for you and you have to edit them out, we know.

Keystone
04-02-2007, 12:31 AM
And if you read the entire thread, you would see its more than just dissenting views...its usually a combative and annoying attitude.
Basil has never been anything but a gentleman, even when he's combative.

Grow a thicker skin.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
04-02-2007, 12:38 AM
I'm using a thick skin. It's called completely cut the person off.

Yes, it all gets too much for you and you have to edit them out, we know.
Get off the moral high hoarse, its my right to do that. I'd rather not destroy them in a counter flame, I'd rather stay on topic and ignore them.

Cole
04-02-2007, 12:45 AM
Get off the moral high hoarse, its my right to do that. I'd rather not destroy them in a counter flame, I'd rather stay on topic and ignore them.

Quoted for posterity.

il ragno
04-02-2007, 01:37 AM
Wait a minute. God123123 can't see anything I post? ........hmmm.

So there we were ...me, Basil, Fitz, Hermans and the Devil's Baker's Dozen....surrounding Kane's mother on all sides for the Lightning Round at the 10th Annual Bukkake Invitational like beavers busily erecting a dam, when, with a guttural moan -

Winston
04-02-2007, 01:57 AM
Wait a minute. God123123 can't see anything I post? ........hmmm.

So there we were ...me, Basil, Fitz, Hermans and the Devil's Baker's Dozen....surrounding Kane's mother on all sides for the Lightning Round at the 10th Annual Bukkake Invitational like beavers busily erecting a dam, when, with a guttural moan -

He can see it if I quote it... And I really want him to see it.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
04-02-2007, 01:59 AM
He can see it if I quote it... And I really want him to see it.
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

il ragno
04-02-2007, 02:14 AM
Looks like Keystone quit the forum forever for nothing. Again.

Jake Featherston
04-02-2007, 04:38 AM
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n273/austin2359/list.jpg

What's the point of even going to The Phora if 60% of the posts (including many of the best ones) are on Ignore? Doesn't that get tedious? This is the first time I've ever felt insulted for not being on Ignore; you've got so many of the good posters on there, what the Hell's wrong with me?

Vasily Zaitsev
04-02-2007, 04:45 AM
I want to see a screenshot of Jim West's ignore list.

If he's "nignored" even half of the people he claims he has it would make Kane's look like a fat girl from a poor family's dance card at a junior high mixer.

that guy
04-02-2007, 04:51 AM
6(sic)6, antibuddha, Billy Score, Boro Kash, Commander, Dionysus, Dr. Gutberlet, enslaved1896, Fenris, Insidium, ivory bill, Jake Featherston, Lionheart, Luchovich, Lupus, Macrobius, omni, Pracownik sta?, Sakura, saxonian knight, Spark, Vasily Zaitsev, Yon

Ahknaton
04-02-2007, 04:59 AM
6(sic)6, antibuddha, Billy Score, Boro Kash, Commander, Dionysus, Dr. Gutberlet, enslaved1896, Fenris, Insidium, ivory bill, Jake Featherston, Lionheart, Luchovich, Lupus, Macrobius, omni, Pracownik sta?, Sakura, saxonian knight, Spark, Vasily Zaitsev, Yon
Another WFHermans fan comes out of the closet...

Dr. Gutberlet
04-02-2007, 05:14 AM
I wonder why I'd be on that list of ignores.

that guy
04-02-2007, 05:17 AM
I wonder why I'd be on that list of ignores.
The best of the goyim should be ignored. -- Hashem

Richard Parker
04-02-2007, 05:28 AM
I'm using a thick skin. It's called completely cut the person off.
You're obviously very young if you think that is having a thick skin.

Not to mention, posting at the Phora and ignoring il ragno is like visiting the Sistine Chapel and not viewing the ceiling art.

Zubenelgenubi
04-02-2007, 10:19 AM
Oh please, Sakura reeks of troll.
Plus, I doubt she's "real" Japanese. An Osakan with all those pro-Korean pictures in her sigs, etc? I highly doubt a true Japanese person would have those. But there are plenty of Koreans (Japan's niggers) in Osaka, which is what she might be.


Why would a Korean who loves the DPRK go to Japan? That would be like a Cuban who loves Castro coming to the United States.

Kim Jong Tha Illest
04-02-2007, 10:20 AM
6(sic)6, antibuddha, Billy Score, Boro Kash, Commander, Dionysus, Dr. Gutberlet, enslaved1896, Fenris, Insidium, ivory bill, Jake Featherston, Lionheart, Luchovich, Lupus, Macrobius, omni, Pracownik sta?, Sakura, saxonian knight, Spark, Vasily Zaitsev, Yon

Pic or it didn't happen.

6(sic)6
04-02-2007, 10:44 AM
6(sic)6, antibuddha, Billy Score, Boro Kash, Commander, Dionysus, Dr. Gutberlet, enslaved1896, Fenris, Insidium, ivory bill, Jake Featherston, Lionheart, Luchovich, Lupus, Macrobius, omni, Pracownik sta?, Sakura, saxonian knight, Spark, Vasily Zaitsev, Yon
You must be the first one who has me on ignore.


Never had anyone on ignore. Does it mean that you can't see his/hers posts?

Burrhus
04-02-2007, 12:04 PM
B-pep earned spot number 17 on my ignore list. Let's get a lot of people to ignore others.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n273/austin2359/list.jpg

Who would have thought that 123 could make my day better? What a distinguished crew to be included in...with one exception. Being on any list with B-Pep is a little embarrassing but then it is 123's list and the rest are cool people.

Yes, I still use the word cool. :)

that guy
04-02-2007, 02:10 PM
You must be the first one who has me on ignore.


Never had anyone on ignore. Does it mean that you can't see his/hers posts?
I can't see this ^ post, but I assume 6(sic)6 is asking if ignoring someone means you can't see his (or her) posts, in which case the answer would be indeed.

Anyway, I have decided to re-evaluate my list on account of the holidays. Here is my corrected list, as per April 2nd:

Angusz, Burrhus, calvin, cerberus, CERNOBOG, Constantine XI Palaeologus, Count Eustace II, Edzamon, Frank, Hachiko, Jake Featherston, Obshtestvena syvest, OVERWATCH, Petr, redheadedstranger, riddlemethis, shanemac, skalle, sprinklehopper, Zrinski

Dr. Gutberlet
04-02-2007, 02:26 PM
The best of the goyim should be ignored. -- Hashem

I am a righteous motherfvkking gentile!

Jake Featherston
04-02-2007, 03:05 PM
I have decided to re-evaluate my list on account of the holidays. Here is my corrected list, as per April 2nd:

Angusz, Burrhus, calvin, cerberus, CERNOBOG, Constantine XI Palaeologus, Count Eustace II, Edzamon, Frank, Hachiko, Jake Featherston, Obshtestvena syvest, OVERWATCH, Petr, redheadedstranger, riddlemethis, shanemac, skalle, sprinklehopper, Zrinski

I call "bullshit." It won't let you place Overwatch on Ignore (not that I've tried).

And why the Hell am I (supposedly) on your Ignore list?

Sandee
04-02-2007, 03:32 PM
Brandon Orr and his known aliases. I don't have anyone else on ignore.

Billy Score
04-02-2007, 03:40 PM
6(sic)6, antibuddha, Billy Score, Boro Kash, Commander, Dionysus, Dr. Gutberlet, enslaved1896, Fenris, Insidium, ivory bill, Jake Featherston, Lionheart, Luchovich, Lupus, Macrobius, omni, Pracownik sta?, Sakura, saxonian knight, Spark, Vasily Zaitsev, Yon
Can't ignore me, i'm a mod :D

Billy Score
04-02-2007, 03:44 PM
Oh please, Sakura reeks of troll.
Plus, I doubt she's "real" Japanese. An Osakan with all those pro-Korean pictures in her sigs, etc? I highly doubt a true Japanese person would have those. But there are plenty of Koreans (Japan's niggers) in Osaka, which is what she might be.
Either way, the little twit can ignore me if she likes. The only Osaka-jo I love is wearing a wedding band from me already. ;)
Isn't it hilarious that some handsome, smart, outgoing japanese man is deprived of a japanese wife. Hachiko, some fat white(ish) guy (who is an absolute degenerate by his own admittance) has managed to get married at the expense of a Japanese guy. It's rather pathetic, only in the modern world.

Hachiko
04-02-2007, 03:51 PM
Why would a Korean who loves the DPRK go to Japan? That would be like a Cuban who loves Castro coming to the United States.
Well, like our beloved negroes, they live in Japan, capitalize on the better environment than where they come from, attempt to bilk the government's social service system, and cry of racism and general unfairness at every turn. They also always demand the history books be re-written favorably to their interests.

So, now there are so many pro-DPRK Koreans in Japan, Osaka especially, that they've even erected a statue of Kim Jung Il in Osaka's famous Dotonbori district... :D
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m224/hachiko323/Kuidaore.gif

Hachiko
04-02-2007, 03:59 PM
Isn't it hilarious that some handsome, smart, outgoing japanese man is deprived of a japanese wife. Hachiko, some fat white(ish) guy (who is an absolute degenerate by his own admittance) has managed to get married at the expense of a Japanese guy. It's rather pathetic, only in the modern world.
I guess my darling wife sees my inner beauty. :D

that guy
04-02-2007, 04:22 PM
I call "bullshit." It won't let you place Overwatch on Ignore (not that I've tried).

And why the Hell am I (supposedly) on your Ignore list?
Ok, I am putting you off the list temporarily, but in 364 days you are right back on it. Here is the updated list:

guy, <flame deleted>, Ahmadinebobina, Billy Score, Boro Kash, calvin, Count Eustace II, Dr. Gutberlet, FREEPERS-SUCK, Hachiko, Incitatus, Julian Lee, Larrikin, Luchovich, Mdmv, Obshtestvena syvest, ogenoct, omni, Petr, Ratatoskur, Reinhard Heydrich, riddlemethis, Scryllak, Sigrdrifa, skalle, Venus

Sandee
04-02-2007, 04:24 PM
Ok, I am putting you off the list temporarily, but in 364 days you are right back on it. Here is the updated list:

guy, <flame deleted>, Ahmadinebobina, Billy Score, Boro Kash, calvin, Count Eustace II, Dr. Gutberlet, FREEPERS-SUCK, Hachiko, Incitatus, Julian Lee, Larrikin, Luchovich, Mdmv, Obshtestvena syvest, ogenoct, omni, Petr, Ratatoskur, Reinhard Heydrich, riddlemethis, Scryllak, Sigrdrifa, skalle, Venus

How come I'm not on your ignore list? :( You even put yourself on there. Sheesh.

TheForbidden
04-02-2007, 04:37 PM
How come I'm not on your ignore list? :( You even put yourself on there. Sheesh.
gyu has himself in his own ingnore list. More you shouldn't ask.
However I heartily recommend 'TruthSeeker', 'delete' and obviously 'guy' for everyone's ignore list as well as 'the Ugly (and stupid) american'.

that guy
04-02-2007, 04:37 PM
How come I'm not on your ignore list? :( You even put yourself on there. Sheesh.
You are a more coherent poster than myself, though. Plus, you disabled your visibility.

6(sic)6
04-02-2007, 04:59 PM
So whats the point then? Join a forum then not be able to read what other members write.:confused:

TruthSeeker
04-02-2007, 05:40 PM
gyu has himself in his own ingnore list. More you shouldn't ask.
However I heartily recommend 'TruthSeeker', 'delete' and obviously 'guy' for everyone's ignore list as well as 'the Ugly (and stupid) american'.

You're itching for a ban, aren't you?

I "heartily" recommend 'Obshtestvena syvest' for everyone's ignore list. :)

Mike
04-02-2007, 05:56 PM
Methinks that guy is merely copying-and-pasting the Phora's "Currently Active Users" list from the front page, and having a hearty chuckle at our expense. Ah well, would that all Jewish hijinks were this harmless!

Ok, I am putting you off the list temporarily, but in 364 days you are right back on it. Here is the updated list:

guy, <flame deleted>, Ahmadinebobina, Billy Score, Boro Kash, calvin, Count Eustace II, Dr. Gutberlet, FREEPERS-SUCK, Hachiko, Incitatus, Julian Lee, Larrikin, Luchovich, Mdmv, Obshtestvena syvest, ogenoct, omni, Petr, Ratatoskur, Reinhard Heydrich, riddlemethis, Scryllak, Sigrdrifa, skalle, Venus

TheForbidden
04-02-2007, 07:10 PM
I "heartily" recommend 'Obshtestvena syvest' for everyone's ignore list. :)
So you deny or ridicule the existance of such word (heartily) in the English language ?

P.S. - Would you moron leave me in peace, as your constant quotations of me with added irrelevant "witticism" of you beneath togather making absolutely none sense, are boring and nasty.

TruthSeeker
04-02-2007, 08:46 PM
So you deny or ridicule the existance of such word (heartily) in the English language ?

I wasn't ridiculing nor was I denying the existance of the word "heartily". I was amused that you would use such a word since it is obvious that you lack a heart.

P.S. - Would you moron leave me in peace, as your constant quotations of me with added irrelevant "witticism" of you beneath togather making absolutely none sense, are boring and nasty.

No, it is you who is making "absolutely NONE sense". :rofl: :rolleyes:

TheForbidden
04-02-2007, 09:20 PM
'none' meaning zero, nill, "zero" like you.

TruthSeeker
04-02-2007, 09:23 PM
'none' meaning zero, nill, "zero" like you.

Wow, an actual coherent response!!! Good for you! It's spelled "Nil" by the way. :rolleyes:

Kim Jong Tha Illest
04-02-2007, 11:34 PM
'none' meaning zero, nill, "zero" like you.

We are NIHILISTS truthseeker! We believe in NOTHING!

Jake Featherston
04-03-2007, 11:50 AM
Isn't it hilarious that some handsome, smart, outgoing japanese man is deprived of a japanese wife. Hachiko, some fat white(ish) guy (who is an absolute degenerate by his own admittance) has managed to get married at the expense of a Japanese guy. It's rather pathetic, only in the modern world.

At one time, I was confused and thought Hakluyt and Hachiko were the same poster, due to the admittedly not-that-similar quality of their names. I remember thinking it was strange how this one guy seemed to generate posts that were so different from his other posts. Then I saw both their names on the screen at the same time.

Jake Featherston
04-03-2007, 11:53 AM
You are a more coherent poster than myself, though. Plus, you disabled your visibility.

That's hilarious!

Boleslaw
04-10-2007, 08:22 PM
Heavens to Betsy

Daniel Shays
04-10-2007, 08:54 PM
Heavens to Betsy Good idea.

Heavens to Betsy, Hlinkova Garda and Albion_MP have all been added. It's been long overdue for those three.

Hlinkova Garda
04-10-2007, 09:20 PM
BUL*SHI* !! If that is the case how come I got negivive rep from you over pointing out what a
single minded suck as* you are to all that is even remotly german DAMN even
the germans here dont act like such sicophents

Boleslaw
04-28-2007, 07:34 PM
I can't believe I didnt add Draco before. Oh well.

Im debating about Angler.

Lily
04-28-2007, 07:47 PM
I can't believe I didnt add Draco before. Oh well.

Im debating about Angler.
You are going to end up with half the forum on your ignore list.

I have yet to ignore anyone.

Omniel
04-28-2007, 07:51 PM
On a free speech site, the only people worth using the 'ignore' function for are fake accounts.

Keystone
04-28-2007, 08:09 PM
You are going to end up with half the forum on your ignore list.

I have yet to ignore anyone.
I can't see the point of it.

I didn't even put Traitor Glenn Miller on ignore (very tempted, though)

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
04-28-2007, 08:12 PM
The point is some of the more controversial posters here at times draw a lot of hatred from certain factions of the forum. Ignoring the enemy is the ultimate disrepect. Its like refusing to stand when people play the national anthem. Its the ultimate disrpect. When you've been treated like sh*t by certain people, sometimes you believe they deserve it.

Keystone
04-28-2007, 08:21 PM
The point is some of the more controversial posters here at times draw a lot of hatred from certain factions of the forum. Ignoring the enemy is the ultimate disrepect. Its like refusing to stand when people play the national anthem. Its the ultimate disrpect. When you've been treated like sh*t by certain people, sometimes you believe they deserve it.
Some posters are obvious trolls, and are usually disposed of by the mods before I could put them on ignore, so I don't bother.

You seem to be talking about your poor self again Kane...:D

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
04-28-2007, 08:48 PM
I'm talking about anyone who is pissed off. Anyone who is controversial will raise hatred.

As for me, my unapologetic and scientifically accurate thing of considering Jews white and attacking people who attack Jews under the banner of conservative racialism pisses people off. But they can get used to it because people like me won't be going anywhere.

Keystone
04-28-2007, 08:50 PM
I'm talking about anyone who is pissed off. Anyone who is controversial will raise hatred.
Not really. It depends on the reader. I don't hate anyone here, because I don't really know them. It's not personal.

bardamu
04-28-2007, 08:58 PM
People who irritate me with every post they post, I ignore. Why not. It makes for increased well being.

Jake Featherston
04-28-2007, 10:01 PM
my unapologetic and scientifically accurate thing of considering Jews white and attacking people who attack Jews under the banner of conservative racialism pisses people off.

Even if Jews are White, they still function as the enemies of their fellow Whites, so their racial identity hardly matters.

bardamu
04-28-2007, 10:39 PM
Even if Jews are White, they still function as the enemies of their fellow Whites, so their racial identity hardly matters.

Jews consider themselves outsiders, and always have. It is their most fundamental outlook: We Jews all others Goyim. The whole are they white or not is functionally irrelevant, just as you say. The point is that they view themselves apart, they view the distance as hostile, and act accordingly.

Mackie
05-03-2007, 03:00 PM
i had shays on ignore for a small while when he was really getting on my nerves but other than that, no one .

Jake Featherston
05-03-2007, 03:01 PM
It pains me to report this, because I don't dislike the guy, but I just can't read any more of those kikeopedophile posts without wanting to tear my hair out. Thus I have WFHermans on Ignore. Sorry.

Don Quixote
05-03-2007, 03:35 PM
It pains me to report this, because I don't dislike the guy, but I just can't read any more of those kikeopedophile posts without wanting to tear my hair out. Thus I have WFHermans on Ignore. Sorry.I can't believe it, you of all people. That's what makes them so funny. The other day he said that something or other (can't remember) would lead to even more child rape. The matter at hand had nothing even remotely to do with children or rape but that's what made it so funny. I laughed for ages.

Ravenheart
05-03-2007, 04:19 PM
Currently on ignore; FDR123123, Globus, Neo-Galtonian, NKVD.

Vasily Zaitsev
05-03-2007, 05:06 PM
It pains me to report this, because I don't dislike the guy, but I just can't read any more of those kikeopedophile posts without wanting to tear my hair out. Thus I have WFHermans on Ignore. Sorry.

To ignore the words of WFH (pbuh) is to ignore the sun's warmth and the spring rain.

Omniel
05-07-2007, 07:38 PM
It pains me to report this, because I don't dislike the guy, but I just can't read any more of those kikeopedophile posts without wanting to tear my hair out. Thus I have WFHermans on Ignore. Sorry.
WFH is such an extreme caricature that even I've wondered about the possibility that he is an ADL sockpup.

Hrolf Kraki
05-07-2007, 07:44 PM
WFH is such an extreme caricature that even I've wondered about the possibility that he is an ADL sockpup.

Same here. The stuff he says is so over the top that I can't help but laugh. :p

Vasily Zaitsev
05-08-2007, 01:56 AM
Heed the words of WFH (pbuh) in the present, infidels, or burn eternally in the future.

Richard Parker
05-08-2007, 05:36 AM
Shirt got on my nerves at one point (a long time ago) and I put him on NIGnore for a couple of minutes, mostly just to try out the function.

Starr
05-08-2007, 05:57 AM
WFH is such an extreme caricature that even I've wondered about the possibility that he is an ADL sockpup.


He hadn't posted in a while leading up to the ADL declaring this an anti semitic forum, which is really unfortunate. Not many things would have been more amusing than to see one of his posts on for example, kikopedophila among the quotes that got listed.:rofl:

Jake Featherston
05-28-2007, 01:38 AM
I can't stand his boring, inane posts anymore. I have finally put FDR123123 on Ignore.

Mike
05-28-2007, 01:42 AM
To turn your back on Kane is to turn your back on Posting Quality itself. He is our resident expert.

I can't stand his boring, inane posts anymore. I have finally put FDR123123 on Ignore.

Kim Jong Tha Illest
05-28-2007, 01:47 AM
He hadn't posted in a while leading up to the ADL declaring this an anti semitic forum, which is really unfortunate. Not many things would have been more amusing than to see one of his posts on for example, kikopedophila among the quotes that got listed.:rofl:

Kikopedophilia is no laughing matter.


I would suggest that all members who wish to contribute positively to the phora categorically ignore all posters who actively post on mootstormfront (except for zorn and jake featherson), all posters who do not contribute to the lyceum, all posters on WFHermans' (pbuh) ignore list, and all women posters except for leopoldbloom and sakura. It may be impossible to ban the phora's time-wasting parasites through administrative action, but they can be de facto banned in the manner outlined above.

Daniel Shays
06-23-2007, 01:29 AM
H.W. Hayes has been on ignore since yesterday. He's the only one I have on ignore, atm.

HW.Hayes
06-23-2007, 01:36 AM
Thanks integrity for alerting me to this turn of events. I've subsequently listed Daniel Shays on the government's official "Permanently Irrelevant" list.

Greenberg
06-23-2007, 08:15 AM
Ignore lists are for fruity dandies. Shame.

Boleslaw
06-23-2007, 09:13 AM
It appears that I'm not on anybody's ignore list. I wonder why? :(

Johnson
06-23-2007, 09:27 AM
Because you're easy to pass over, Coleslaw.

Boleslaw
07-03-2007, 06:54 AM
Utopian has just been added. In fact from this day forward, any and all of Ixabert's sock-puppet accounts are going on the ignore list.

I'm debating whether to add Vissario to the list.

Bobina is probably going to be added real soon as well. Seriously, there's only so much BS one can tolerate.

Gaear Grimsrud
08-29-2007, 08:01 PM
Amalekite, Apologist, banjo_billy, cryptoracist, daisy, God123123, Holly, MrAngry, Osmium14, Petr, San Rosello, SlagMaster, thunder and WFHermans

Petr and WFHermans are off now, HELLSTAR_trek and Vindex have taken their places.

cerberus
08-29-2007, 08:17 PM
Burrhus is my ignore list.

Helios Panoptes
08-29-2007, 08:40 PM
No one is on my ignore list, but there is a group of posters whose posts I systematically do not read. Examples are Burrhus, Nemo, AlbionMP, Dr. Gutberlet, Hachiko, et al.

Cole
08-29-2007, 09:20 PM
I still have no one on ignore.

Sirius
08-29-2007, 11:06 PM
My ignore list in Vanguard Newbonics:

Noone.

Keystone
08-29-2007, 11:54 PM
My ignore list in Vanguard Newbonics:

Noone.
That Noone guy is fucking everywhere!

Think it could be Peter Noone of Herman's Hermits fame? Smart guy from what I've read.

Kodos
08-29-2007, 11:58 PM
No one is on my ignore list, but there is a group of posters whose posts I systematically do not read. Examples are Burrhus, Nemo, AlbionMP, Dr. Gutberlet, Hachiko, et al.

Same here, I read post by "Jerry's Kids" sometimes.

Richard Parker
08-30-2007, 01:48 AM
I think the Nignore function is for kids and thought I'd never use it.

However a while ago I reached my limit with Shirt haranguing me, and briefly put him on it.

Like Burrhus said, Shirt is not someone you normally associate as being deserving of such things but he has it in for me :(. He basically admitted as much in a neg rep comment where he spelled out the reason (and being non-white was part of it, but was not the whole reason, to be fair).

It was more of an experiment than anything, to scope out the Nignore function itself and took him off shortly afterward.

Keystone
08-30-2007, 01:52 AM
It was more of an experiment than anything, to scope out the Nignore function itself and took him off shortly afterward.
Thing is, if you ignore someone who posts a shitload, you still see their quotes and the threads become all disjointed.
I put kane and Ixabert on ignore but gave it up because of that reason.

Richard Parker
08-30-2007, 02:09 AM
Thing is, if you ignore someone who posts a shitload, you still see their quotes and the threads become all disjointed.
I put kane and Ixabert on ignore but gave it up because of that reason.
The Nignore function is not much help in such special cases. Banning becomes the only way.

We had to finally ban Kane at MSF. He sent a surprisingly nice email, saying it was understandable and there are no hard feelings. Still, what's going to become of that poor kid... :(

Keystone
08-30-2007, 02:14 AM
The Nignore function is not much help in such special cases. Banning becomes the only way.

We had to finally ban Kane at MSF. He sent a surprisingly nice email, saying it was understandable and there are no hard feelings. Still, what's going to become of that poor kid... :(
Hopefully he'll get a job and cease the Jewish fantasies.

Richard Parker
08-30-2007, 05:48 AM
The fact that you are using the word "nignore" is hilarious to me.:rofl:

It happens, but it's rare, when you post something that actually makes me angry. I think you should still be a mod here, your personality is mostly reasonable, and you have the ability to judge things objectively, a quality I don't share on some topics.:)

I don't have anyone on ignore, I like reading all opinions, even when they attack mine.

Thanks for the kind words Ugly.

As for being a mod here, even if the option were presented again I really think these boards are getting to me. I've recently de-adminned myself at MSF as well.

One indication I've spent too much time on race-discussion is occurring just at this moment as I type:

It is the middle of the workday where I am. I share office space with a Japanese designer friend (who Prac thinks he knows (http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?p=412766#post412766) better than I do even though I've known the guy since 1993) and he is having a meeting with a black American right now, some dude from the Tokyo branch of a major U.S. ad agency.

So they're having this meeting and the black guy in a suit is talking about schedules and deliverable lists. But in the private and unceasingly funny world inside my head I am transliterating those words to sound like "gimme yo money" and "where da wimminz be at?" That must be the influence of all this race discussion crap, while not actually knowing many blacks for real.

So these two are in the middle of a serious meeting, while I am typing at my PC with my back turned to them and I have to suppress my giggles and titters. This internet shit is seriously preventing me from growing up man. :(

Phantasm
08-30-2007, 06:28 AM
No one is on my ignore list.

I didn't even put Kane on ignore after he gave me a neg-rep.

I have no intention of missing out on any of the fun here.

:)

Starr
08-30-2007, 06:31 AM
So they're having this meeting and the black guy in a suit is talking about schedules and deliverable lists. But in the private and unceasingly funny world inside my head I am transliterating those words to sound like "gimme yo money" and "where da wimminz be at?" That must be the influence of all this race discussion crap, while not actually knowing many blacks for real.

LOL! that is too funny.:negro:

Sirius
08-30-2007, 09:03 AM
So these two are in the middle of a serious meeting, while I am typing at my PC with my back turned to them and I have to suppress my giggles and titters. This internet shit is seriously preventing me from growing up man. :(

In really boring meetings, my mind has been known to drift to posts I've read here, and bephora know it, an involuntary reflex is suppressing laughter through my nose, kinda like a relief valve.

il ragno
08-30-2007, 09:39 AM
I share office space with a Japanese designer friend and he is having a meeting with a black American right now, some dude from the Tokyo branch of a major U.S. ad agency.

So they're having this meeting and the black guy in a suit is talking about schedules and deliverable lists. But in the private and unceasingly funny world inside my head I am transliterating those words to sound like "gimme yo money" and "where da wimminz be at?" That must be the influence of all this race discussion crap, while not actually knowing many blacks for real.

Uh...Haji?

That's exactly what he is saying.

Richard Parker
09-04-2007, 12:45 PM
It is the middle of the workday where I am. I share office space with a Japanese designer friend (who Prac thinks he knows (http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?p=412766#post412766) better than I do even though I've known the guy since 1993) and he is having a meeting with a black American right now, some dude from the Tokyo branch of a major U.S. ad agency.

So they're having this meeting and the black guy in a suit is talking about schedules and deliverable lists. But in the private and unceasingly funny world inside my head I am transliterating those words to sound like "gimme yo money" and "where da wimminz be at?" That must be the influence of all this race discussion crap, while not actually knowing many blacks for real.

So these two are in the middle of a serious meeting, while I am typing at my PC with my back turned to them and I have to suppress my giggles and titters. This internet shit is seriously preventing me from growing up man. :(

(imagine the sound of cicadas chirping outside the window)

It is approaching 8:30 in the evening. I am still working.

Da black is back, talking with my office-share buddy (I'll call him I-san since his surname starts with an "I"). The brother has a low gravelly voice. There is a bar on the first floor of the building. He mentions something about popping down for a beer afterward, to which I-san responds in the affirmative. I wonder if he is thinking about being back home in downtown Baltimore or whereever he is from, guzzling a 40, and the next best thing was to suggest going downstairs for a brewskie.

We are in the fashionable Shibuya (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Shibuya_crossing.jpg) district, where there are sooooo many girls that booty flows like a godamn river. You can see 'em from the window, although it is dark outside now so it is not easy. This may be Chick Ground Zero of the planet. I wonder if he thinks about it when he comes to our office.

I am unfortunately often drooling over the endless girl-parade like some kind of spazz (at least on the inside, my external behaviour is impeccable), and according to my friends here at the Phora I am more k-selected than this black man (although less so than a white), so it is amazing he is always so focused on work. How can this be?? :( Maybe because Japanese girls aren't as bubble-butted to the extent he likes, and this allows him to focus on business? Althought as I was telling Jake, the young generation are not pancake asses either and he just has incredible self-control... maybe one of the so-called "talented tenth"?

Jake Featherston
09-04-2007, 12:50 PM
This may be Chick Ground Zero of the planet. I wonder if he thinks about it when he comes to our office.

I am unfortunately often drooling over the endless girl-parade like some kind of spazz (at least on the inside, my external behaviour is impeccable), and according to my friends here at the Phora I am more k-selected than this black man (although less so than a white), so it is amazing he is always so focused on work. How can this be?? :( Maybe because Japanese girls aren't as bubble-butted to the extent he likes, and this allows him to focus on business? Althought as I was telling Jake, the young generation are not pancake asses either and he just has incredible self-control... maybe one of the so-called "talented tenth"?

Maybe he's a fag. Or a serial killer.