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Hakluyt
01-29-2007, 05:39 PM
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Today's Neo-Nazis Have No Respect For Tradition

By Karl Quandt
January 24, 2007 | Issue 43•04

The other week, I read that the founder of the National Vanguard is in the clink for having child pornography in his computer. What is going on with today's white nationalists? Here it is, 2007, and global Aryan supremacy is no closer to becoming a reality than it was 60 years ago. I lay the blame squarely on the shoulders of this new generation. These kids today are making a disgrace of neo-Nazism.

In my day, it wasn't just about mindless hate—we hated because we stood for something. Namely, tradition, discipline, and self-respect: values that these low-life punks have no comprehension of whatsoever. We exalted our glorious forebears, in Germany as well as the United States. But who today remembers the great American neo-Nazi leaders like George Lincoln Rockwell or Matt Koehl? Who honors the great heroes and martyrs of the National Socialist White People's Party?

It's enough to make me ashamed to be a neo-Nazi.

You can't just call yourself the Master Race—you have to act like it, and hold yourself to a higher standard than those you despise and wish to exterminate. Have you seen the way these kids dress? Their idea of a "uniform" is a T-shirt and combat boots. The rural militias are even worse, with their filthy fatigues and long hair and beer guts. Excuse me, but I hardly think hillbilly rejects are what our great Führer had in mind when he dreamed of a world filled with Aryan supermen. I wouldn't even let them in my front door, let alone conspire with them to blow up a synagogue.

Don't these people have any white pride?

And don't get me started on the whole "skinhead" thing. What idiot came up with that idea? When everybody's bald, you can't even tell who's blond. Back in the '70s, we combed our hair neatly, wore starched, pressed brown shirts, and polished our jackboots until you could use them as mirrors. We always looked presentable, even when beating up Mexican migrant workers or sending hate mail to Jewish leaders. And if there was an organizational meeting, by golly, you showed up for it. If you were given a task, you did it: Those leaflets didn't pass themselves out.

Of course, that was back when being a neo-Nazi still meant something. Evidently, the neo-Nazis of today think that all you need to do to keep the fires of white nationalism burning is to carve a swastika on your chest or strap an armband around the sleeve of a dingy plaid-flannel shirt.

Breaking bottles, overturning garbage cans, spray-painting racial slurs, cranking out hour after mind-numbing hour of that ridiculous punk-rock music—you call that neo-Nazism? When we wanted to relax after a long day of marching in downtown Skokie, we sang good patriotic German anthems like the "Horst Wessel Song."

And the way these kids fight! Where's the skill? Sure, in the glory days of the 1930s, the Nazis doled out their fair share of beatings against the defenseless. But they did it with a little thing called "class." Watching these kids throw drunken punches and thrash around like netted trout in their mosh pits, I'd be shocked if more than three of them could even goose-step in a straight line. They couldn't make a train run on time if their lives depended on it, let alone conceive the V-2 rocket or Zyklon B.

I'll tell you one other thing—we weren't parked on our butts typing away on the Internet all day in some dank room surrounded by empty beer cans. We were at our remote Montana compounds, enjoying the rugged outdoors. We went on nature hikes, built huge bonfires, and held daily target practice so we'd be ready for the coming race war. All these nerds today want to do is make Web videos decrying the Zionist agenda. That reminds me—if you're going to appear online, the least you can do is shave. And if you must tattoo an eagle with an iron cross in its talons across your back, put on a shirt, for crying out loud. Tattoos aren't anything to brag about. Tattoos are for inking numbers on the forearms of Jews.

I also hear that when these kids are in prison, they spend their time sodomizing each other. Why, when we were in prison, we took advantage of our extra time to write manifestos and memorize The Turner Diaries. Buggery was the furthest thing from our mind—we saved our essence for propagating the white race when we got out.

I suppose this new generation will probably call me an old geezer, just because I still believe in putting on a tie before giving the Hitler salute. But damn it, if we can't live up to the values that made Nazism great, we might as well just not have any neo-Nazi movement at all.

Kriger
01-29-2007, 05:51 PM
Good one. I especially laughed at the skinheads part:

"When everybody's head is bald, you can't even tell who's blond".

Burrhus
01-29-2007, 05:53 PM
I thought that The Onion was a satire newspaper. When did they start publishing serious articles like this one?

Billy Score
01-29-2007, 05:58 PM
There is.. sadly MUCH truth to this article.

Mike
01-29-2007, 06:15 PM
I hate to say it, but this is good satire. Some of the canards (such as the penchant for violence) are shopworn, but clearly the person who wrote this piece is relatively familiar with the "movement". Some of the material sounds like it might have been lifted directly from Robert Frenz's writings.

Fitz
01-29-2007, 06:52 PM
I don't think it's funny. The people described by this satire don't number more than a few hundred. But even if there was only one asshole dressed in a uniform, and even if he works for the ADL, our racial enemies will point him as typical of us all. Hundreds of thousands of decent law abiding Whites leaving the spic, jig and Jew infested cities of America, looking for the America they've lost, that's the real movement.

Draco
01-29-2007, 11:20 PM
Clever, I liked it. I agree, the author definitely has some familiarity, the term "white nationalist" is very little known.

Boleslaw
01-29-2007, 11:22 PM
It's not uncommon that satire often gets to the bottom of an issue far better than most "serious" commentaries.

Jim West
01-30-2007, 01:41 AM
Neo-Nazis, the KKK, and the Skinheads are just plain laughably stupid. In this regard, Bill White is hideously stupid, and cannot even define what he believes in. He's talented at slander and lies, but not capable of substantive thought. Yes, he can sound like a pseudo-intellectual blowhard - which he is - but he cannot and will not answer point-blank questions about his so-called "Nazi ideology".

I even offered to debate this human piece of excrement on that shitty Von Bluven's Show, but the coward from Roanoke refused. Anyway, Bill White is very typical of "today's Neo-Nazis", which means he's a liar, a contriver, a manipulator, a buffoonish clown in a Mickey Mouse costume, and quite possibly a sexually deviant crazy-crud, considering he beats women who flake him off and spurn his feeble sexual advances. Furthermore, there's a widespread belief amongst the WN movement that White's real surname is "Weiss", and that he is a self-hating jew. Whether a real jew or not, there is no question that he certainly looks jewish.

http://judicial-inc.biz/Bill_W2.jpg

Mike
01-30-2007, 02:03 AM
I am not a Bill White fan, but unless you can substantiate this accusation, have you considered the possibility that you are posting libel here?

Bill White is very typical of "today's Neo-Nazis", which means he's a liar, a contriver, a manipulator, a buffoonish clown in a Mickey Mouse costume, and quite possibly a sexually deviant crazy-crud, considering he beats women who flake him off and spurn his feeble sexual advances.

Bourne
01-30-2007, 04:46 AM
The "neo-nazi" of today has been created by the media. The skinhead subculture is retarded and these people would have been arrested as the first in NS Germany.

Zero tolerance towards these freaks would not be a bad start.

Kodos
01-30-2007, 04:53 AM
Dressing up in costumes that predispose those you wish to convert to hate you isn't helpful, there is truth to the the whole "be superior then your enemies" ethic.

calvin
01-30-2007, 01:56 PM
The Onion is pseudo-rebellious shit, the total fannies who run the Onion pretend that they are trying to provoke an entrenched and complacent establishment, when in fact all they are looking for is a pat on the head from their ex professors and doctrinaire liberal mummies and daddies.

Petr
01-30-2007, 02:00 PM
The Onion is pseudo-rebellious shit, the totally fannies who run the Onion pretend that they are trying to provoke an entrenched and complacent establishment, when in fact all they are looking for is a pat on the head from their ex professors and doctrinaire liberal mummies and daddies.
I actually pretty much agree on that. Occasionally funny cartoon-rebels.


Petr

Hlinkova Garda
01-30-2007, 08:17 PM
[QUOTE=Jim West]Neo-Nazis, the KKK, and the Skinheads are just plain laughably stupid. In this regard, Bill White is hideously stupid, and cannot even define what he believes in.
At least hes not hiedously insane, making a hideously stupid flag and writing a hideously stupid set of protocalls that only he belives in


He's talented at slander and lies, but not capable of substantive thought. Yes, he can sound like a pseudo-intellectual blowhard - which he is - but he cannot and will not answer point-blank questions about his so-called "Nazi ideology".

My God you are the master of the pot calling the kettle black its amazing
first your skreaming about Strom .now this ...... a pseudo-intellectual blowhard .Man that you to a letter

I even offered to debate this human piece of excrement on that shitty Von Bluven's Show, but the coward from Roanoke refused. Anyway, Bill White is very typical of "today's Neo-Nazis", which means he's a liar, a contriver, a manipulator, a buffoonish clown in a Mickey Mouse costume,
exept for the Micky Mouse costume (and I dont know about that ether 'Two-Bit' Mathews at VNN claims you are a Furry) ..This is you ...you have a great talent for projecting your own negetives on others Ward


and quite possibly a sexually deviant crazy-crud, considering he beats women who flake him off and spurn his feeble sexual advances. Furthermore, there's a widespread belief amongst the WN movement that White's real surname is "Weiss", and that he is a self-hating jew. Whether a real jew or not, there is no question that he certainly looks jewish.

Wow ward here we go again:deadhorse: .........Do you know any other form of attack other then projecting your own negetives ??

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"LOOK Im TELLIN' YOU THAT KEVEN STROM IS A DEVIANT"
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Captain Marinesko
01-31-2007, 09:04 AM
A FURRY? Looks like "Two-Bit" has exposed the sleazy reality of Ward Kendall.

Vasily Zaitsev
02-01-2007, 03:24 AM
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Hlinkova Garda
02-01-2007, 04:32 AM
http://www.runawaytruck.com/photos/o-furries.jpg http://www.xradiograph.com/blog/imago/kigurumi_breakin.jpg

IT WAS AFTER A DAY OF DANCING AND PARTYIN' THAT WARD DECIDED NOT TO LET ANY OF THOSE MEAN OL' NEO-NAZIS IN THE HEARTLAND GROUP
CAUSE' NEO-NAZIS DONT LIKE FURRIES

Captain Marinesko
02-02-2007, 10:17 AM
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Arrow Cross
02-02-2007, 11:15 AM
Itz here!!!!!1 WARD KENDALL overseeing WHITE NATIONALIST America!!!!!!11

http://kepfeltoltes.hu/070202/Thesis_Ruins_www.kepfeltoltes.hu_.jpg

Captain Marinesko
02-02-2007, 12:56 PM
Itz here!!!!!1 WARD KENDALL overseeing WHITE NATIONALIST America!!!!!!11

http://kepfeltoltes.hu/070202/Thesis_Ruins_www.kepfeltoltes.hu_.jpg


You know, I've been thinking of coining the term; "Pulling a Kendall". Basically it's when you declare yourself leader of some ideological/political movement with absolutely no basis to do so. It's like if I walked into the KPRF(Communist Party of the Russian Federation) and said, "OK, I'M IN CHARGE NOW!"

Straight Satan
02-02-2007, 11:06 PM
You know, I've been thinking of coining the term; "Pulling a Kendall". Basically it's when you declare yourself leader of some ideological/political movement with absolutely no basis to do so. It's like if I walked into the KPRF(Communist Party of the Russian Federation) and said, "OK, I'M IN CHARGE NOW!"

I think you may be on to something. Maybe we could alter the criteria just a little, to encompass any granidose little WN scheme, e.g., "Don Black in a speedboat--what a Kendall!"