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Richard Parker
03-06-2007, 01:56 AM
Please answer honestly.

My vote goes to Jake. For some strange reason I just like the guy, and don't care that he holocausts all the dairy products in his fridge... at least it is not my fridge.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-06-2007, 02:14 AM
lol Muscle Power is jewish

Vasily Zaitsev
03-06-2007, 02:18 AM
Gayest thread ever.

Sulla the Dictator
03-06-2007, 03:13 AM
LOL I wouldn't consider any of those people 'cute'.

Ahknaton
03-06-2007, 03:18 AM
Starr ftw!

Thomas777
03-06-2007, 03:21 AM
No, THIS (http://thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1245) is the gayest thread ever.:dance2:

That thread has some gayness bound up within it, but the gayness is offset by the presence of pretty girls. That thread is more scary than out and out 'gay' because most of the pics feature some crazy, longhaired, ex-Army infantry loon who looks like a would-be Travis Bickle/John Hinkley but for the fact that he is wearing a pirate outfit and fairy wings. That thread is right out of Rod Serlings Night Gallery...or that weirdass George A. Romero movie with Ed Harris and Tom Savini about nutjob, Reniassance Fair bikers.

In contrast, Harjit's thread is nothing but thinly-veiled homosexuality...as Anti-racists are all latent 'mos.

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-06-2007, 03:23 AM
Gayest thread ever.

No, THIS is the gayest thread ever.


The gayest thread ever was made by the person who I am now required to ignore!

Helios Panoptes
03-06-2007, 03:26 AM
I refuse to vote. I will only vote on personalistic polls if doing so allows me to insult other forum members. Ask me who the stupidest member of a class of posters is, then I will vote.

Richard Parker
03-06-2007, 03:28 AM
lol Muscle Power is jewish
Yep. Like I said, a nazi schatzi. :)

Starr
03-06-2007, 03:37 AM
Holly is definitely going to win I would hope. She is cute, for one, and also I would hope that a whole bunch of guys(which is the vast majority of posters)do not vote for Muscle power or jake. If so I would suggest changing all of the phora's current banners to rainbows.

Greenberg
03-06-2007, 03:41 AM
I voted Jake, because he apparently enjoys Harry Turtledove alternate history novels, and he called me Jewberg.

Richard Parker
03-06-2007, 03:48 AM
Holly is definitely going to win I would hope. She is cute, for one, and also I would hope that a whole bunch of guys(which is the vast majority of posters)do not vote for Muscle power or jake. If so I would suggest changing all of the phora's current banners to rainbows.
I meant "cute" primarily as a personality characteristic.

Kind of the way a feisty 80-year-old lady can be cute, it doesn't mean you want to get it on with her. :eek:

Nyx
03-06-2007, 03:50 AM
I voted 'Holly' because she is the only female listed. However, as a neo-Nazi, she is likely to be physically repulsive.

Starr
03-06-2007, 03:55 AM
I meant "cute" primarily as a personality characteristic.

Kind of the way a feisty 80-year-old lady can be cute, it doesn't mean you want to get it on with her. :eek:

I figured that, especially since I don't believe anyone even knows what jake looks like. but for a guy to think there is even something cute in the personality of another guy teeters on the homosexual side.:222: that is how males seem to think anyway.

Ahknaton
03-06-2007, 03:57 AM
Holly is definitely going to win I would hope. She is cute, for one, and also I would hope that a whole bunch of guys(which is the vast majority of posters)do not vote for Muscle power or jake. If so I would suggest changing all of the phora's current banners to rainbows
Pot, Kettle, LOL.

Starr
03-06-2007, 04:01 AM
Pot, Kettle, LOL.


LOL. True I suppose. But I didn't vote for her. And girls and women don't seem to have a problem with saying other girls are cute. Guys seem to think of this very differently when it comes to saying that about another guy. It is actually pretty funny how silly guys will act about this. Simply ask one what another guy looks like or if he is good looking,etc. and you are almost sure to get a response of "why would I notice" or "I am not gay":whip:

sugartits
03-06-2007, 04:19 AM
The poll is just a sneaky way to insult Muscle Power and Jake Featherston and not have the thread be closed.

towards men, 'cute' = fightin' words or precursor to the ram treatment

Helios Panoptes
03-06-2007, 04:20 AM
Which Nazi on The Phora is the worst poster?

Mike
03-06-2007, 04:28 AM
I was going to boycott this poll until I read this post. It made me realize What's at stake!
Holly is definitely going to win I would hope. She is cute, for one, and also I would hope that a whole bunch of guys(which is the vast majority of posters)do not vote for Muscle power or jake. If so I would suggest changing all of the phora's current banners to rainbows.

Mike
03-06-2007, 04:30 AM
1. Holly rules.

2. Admit it: You would doubtless be thrilled by any female affirmation whatsoever, especially from a Germanic babe like Holly.


I voted 'Holly' because she is the only female listed. However, as a neo-Nazi, she is likely to be physically repulsive.

Helios Panoptes
03-06-2007, 04:50 AM
1. Holly rules.

In what sense?

Zubenelgenubi
03-06-2007, 05:10 AM
Due to my 88 shirt, I am at the very least the coolest Nazi on the block.

Przemysław
03-06-2007, 05:39 AM
Which Nazi on The Phora is the worst poster?
Like you even have to ask...

:deadhorse:

Greenberg
03-06-2007, 05:49 AM
However, as a neo-Nazi, she is likely to be physically repulsive.

I remember when I used to think you were a cyborg, but sometimes you crack me up.:rofl: Jolly good show!

Sulla the Dictator
03-06-2007, 06:50 AM
The purpose of this poll is for Starr to tell Muscle Power that he's cute in a way that isn't obvious.

No one can be under the illusion that there's anything 'cute' or 'appealing' about Holly. She was necessary to fill out the list.

Harjit is in on it.

Ahknaton
03-06-2007, 06:52 AM
Sulla is jealous because harjit doesn't find him cute.

Starr
03-06-2007, 07:02 AM
The purpose of this poll is for Starr to tell Muscle Power that he's cute in a way that isn't obvious.

.

I have said that enough times as it is.:p I think since Harjit started the thread and voted in it, that it might be his way of coming out of the closet and making a pass as Jake featherston.:eek:


Just kidding, harjit.:p

ivory bill
03-06-2007, 07:18 AM
Originally Posted by Mike
1. Holly rules.

In what sense?

How about in the obvious sense that she is winning the poll and clearly has twice as many votes as both her competitors combined?

Ambrosio Spinola
03-06-2007, 09:44 AM
Is there some photo of Holly circulating here Im not aware off? :p

Sulla the Dictator
03-06-2007, 10:08 AM
Is there some photo of Holly circulating here Im not aware off? :p

Star Wars, Episode I.

Kriger
03-06-2007, 10:21 AM
Do you realize what a "schatzi" is, harjit?

///M power
03-06-2007, 11:39 AM
looks like I'm only going to be "the coolest Jew", holly beats me as the "cutest Nazi". :rofl: :rofl:

funny thread harjit!

///M power
03-06-2007, 11:40 AM
Is there some photo of Holly circulating here Im not aware off? :p

yes...:whip:

Ambrosio Spinola
03-06-2007, 11:42 AM
yes...:whip:


Errr....you wanted to be mod, right? :p

///M power
03-06-2007, 11:48 AM
Errr....you wanted to be mod, right? :p

:rofl:
its not a private pic or anything, just look at her profile.
http://thephora.net/forum/member.php?u=942

Richard Parker
03-06-2007, 12:08 PM
Do you realize what a "schatzi" is, harjit?
A Yiddish/German term of endearment?

Ambrosio Spinola
03-06-2007, 12:11 PM
Schatz is a treasure..schatzi would be like "my little treasure"...This is jewish? Its everyday german as far as I understand.

Richard Parker
03-06-2007, 12:25 PM
Schatz is a treasure..schatzi would be like "my little treasure"...
Which pretty much describes my pal Muscles.

For the record I am not gay, but if you decide to make a gay thread you might as well go the full nine yards. :p

This is jewish? Its everyday german as far as I understand.
Hmm, I thought it was a more Yiddish usage. :confused:
Maybe Holly or Muscles can help us here.

Zubenelgenubi
03-06-2007, 01:03 PM
Hmm, I thought it was a more Yiddish usage. :confused:
Maybe Holly or Muscles can help us here.

Yiddish is basically a German dialect, so these things aren't contradictory.

///M power
03-06-2007, 02:34 PM
Which pretty much describes my pal Muscles.

For the record I am not gay, but if you decide to make a gay thread you might as well go the full nine yards. :p


Hmm, I thought it was a more Yiddish usage. :confused:
Maybe Holly or Muscles can help us here.


well I don't speak Yiddish, but in Hebrew if you take out the "s" from schatzi, its chatzi -which means half. so I thought it was half nazi,that why I thought it was funny.

Richard Parker
03-06-2007, 03:28 PM
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit :(

I knew I had forgotten something... I wanted to add WFHermans to this poll. Definitely up there in the cuteness factor.

Can a mod please add him with the following text:
WFHermans (the gentle giant of the Phora)

Thanks!

Burrhus
03-06-2007, 05:05 PM
Change the terms to "the most handsome National Socialist" and I would have to vote for Burrhus.

Oh, that's me. Is that kosher?

Given the options, I voted for WFHermans.

No, I'm not gay but I used to be much happier and more light-hearted than I am now.

Hachiko
03-06-2007, 05:27 PM
"the most handsome National Socialist"

:Bluvens2: George, tell me about the rabbits again!

Lieutenant William Bligh
03-06-2007, 05:32 PM
Due to my 88 shirt, I am at the very least the coolest Nazi on the block.

Nazi Jewesses are a real turn on! :rofl:

Burrhus
03-06-2007, 07:03 PM
:Bluvens2: George, tell me about the rabbits again!

You got the characters right, Hach...me as George and you as Lennie. :)

kane123123/Eagle Eye/stumbler/iceman
03-06-2007, 07:46 PM
WFHermans (the gentle giant of the Phora)
I believe WFHermans is quite likely a self-hating jew, because it would explain his obsession. Bobby Fischer was like that.

Lieutenant William Bligh
03-06-2007, 08:16 PM
I believe WFHermans is quite likely a self-hating jew, because it would explain his obsession. Bobby Fischer was like that.

I respect self-haters. They are the farthest thing from a chest-pounding negro, I can imagine. Better self-criticism then self-complimentism.:rofl:

Billy Score
03-06-2007, 08:27 PM
When i saw the title i assumed some stupid woman from our growing collection was responsible for this thread (heaven to betsy or bippity or something) but i see now it was Harjit. close enough.

I voted "other" because Bpep isn't on this list.

Jake Featherston
03-06-2007, 10:04 PM
I voted for myself; I wanted to win one of these dang poll things for a change.

Jake Featherston
03-06-2007, 10:10 PM
I have said that enough times as it is.:p I think since Harjit started the thread and voted in it, that it might be his way of coming out of the closet and making a pass as Jake featherston.:eek:

Harjit and I are both married men. I mention that because there don't seem to be a Hell of a lot of married men on The Phora. There are a few, like Jim West, who make occassional references to their "wife," but that's not quite the same thing as actually being in a state of matrimony.

Jake Featherston
03-06-2007, 10:13 PM
Schatz is a treasure..schatzi would be like "my little treasure"...This is jewish? Its everyday german as far as I understand.

Schatzi was the name of Laverne's dog on "Laverne & Shirley."

Lieutenant William Bligh
03-06-2007, 10:13 PM
Harjit and I are both married men. I mention that because there don't seem to be a Hell of a lot of married men on The Phora. There are a few, like Jim West, who make occassional references to their "wife," but that's not quite the same thing as actually being in a state of matrimony.

Harjit is married?:confused: I thought he was a kid. Aren't you getting lots of dates for your high tastes? :confused:

Jake Featherston
03-06-2007, 10:18 PM
Harjit is married?:confused: I thought he was a kid.

No, he's like my age, more or less. Maybe even older.

Aren't you getting lots of dates for your high tastes? :confused:

I never said anything about dates currently. I do sometimes flirt or otherwise socialize with women (my wife has panic attacks that prevent her from going to some of the places I like to go, so I'm frequently out on my own, when I do go out), and they sometimes express an interest (often despite the fact they know I'm married), but I don't pursue it. I've come damn close a time or two, but I don't plan on screwing up marriage #2 through adultery; once was enough.

Draco
03-06-2007, 10:38 PM
What am I, chopped wurst? Man, no one ever shows me any love in these polls.

Vasily Zaitsev
03-07-2007, 01:29 AM
Which Nazi on The Phora is the worst poster?

Aryan Imperium by a country mile.

Zubenelgenubi
03-07-2007, 02:13 AM
I was going to boycott this poll until I read this post. It made me realize What's at stake!

Do you go to sleep every night clutching photographs of women in order to make sure the invisible people who watch you sleep are not confused?

Mike
03-07-2007, 02:49 AM
Do you go to sleep every night clutching photographs of women in order to make sure the invisible people who watch you sleep are not confused?
What is the meaning of this outburst? Surely you can tell I was being ironic.

Zubenelgenubi
03-07-2007, 02:51 AM
What is the meaning of this outburst? Surely you can tell I was being ironic.

I thought so. :p

Richard Parker
03-07-2007, 08:10 AM
What am I, chopped wurst? Man, no one ever shows me any love in these polls.
Sorry Draco, I hadn't realized you were a Nazi. Just an NYC redneck. :p

Arrow Cross
03-07-2007, 09:42 AM
Aryan Imperium by a country mile.
He is a 'was' now.

Jake Featherston
03-07-2007, 11:13 AM
Even though I'm clearly not going to win this thing (and really, what chance does someone with a penis have against a cutey like Holly? - and please, people, for like the umpteenth time, NO TRANNY JOKES!), I did get a vote from Bip, and she's a very cute girl from England, so I could be doing a lot worse. Plus, I'm glad I found out Holly was such a looker, because after having been somewhat gruff with her in another thread, it makes me feel like a Man of Principle to speak roughly to the Exceedingly Boinkable (and please don't point out I didn't know she was a member of that sorority until after the deed was done; it takes some of the shine of my Halo of Integrity).

Jake Featherston
03-07-2007, 11:14 AM
Do you go to sleep every night clutching photographs of women in order to make sure the invisible people who watch you sleep are not confused?

I know this question was directed towards Mike, but yes, I do that.

Arrow Cross
03-07-2007, 01:26 PM
The only kind of female I can really respect is one with a fighting spirit. And if she happens to be a National Socialist as well, then I think it's, well..."cute" enough. :)

While I voted for Holly, reading through the posts I suspect this thread can be extremely embarassing for her.
It wouldn't be a bad idea to :lock: it.

Ahknaton
03-07-2007, 01:55 PM
While I voted for Holly, reading through the posts I suspect this thread can be extremely embarassing for her.
It wouldn't be a bad idea to :lock: it.
I agree.

:lock: