Masty
05-03-2007, 06:05 PM
Be thankful yer not a patient in a hospital in Eire:
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In alphabetical order ofcourse.....
Artery. The study of paintings.
Bacteria. Back door to cafeteria.
Barium. What doctors do when patients die.
Benign. What you be after yer eight.
Caeasarean section. A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan. Searching for kitty.
Cauterize. Made contact with her.
Colic. A sheep dog.
Coma. A punctution mark.
Dilate. To live long.
Enema. Not a friend.
Fester. Quicker than some one else.
Fibula. A small lie.
Impotent. Distinquished, well known.
Labour pain. Getting hurt at work.
Medical staff. A doctors cane.
Morbid. A higher offer.
Nitrates. Cheaper than day rates.
Out patient. A poerson who has fainted.
Pelvis. Second cousin to Elvis.
Post operative. A letter carrier.
Recovery room. a place to do upholstery.
Secretion. Hiding something.
Seizure. A Roman Emperor.
Tablet. A small table.
Terminal illness. Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour. One plus one equals......
Urine. The opposite of yer out.
2xcondoms. To be sure, to be sure.
:rofl:
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In alphabetical order ofcourse.....
Artery. The study of paintings.
Bacteria. Back door to cafeteria.
Barium. What doctors do when patients die.
Benign. What you be after yer eight.
Caeasarean section. A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan. Searching for kitty.
Cauterize. Made contact with her.
Colic. A sheep dog.
Coma. A punctution mark.
Dilate. To live long.
Enema. Not a friend.
Fester. Quicker than some one else.
Fibula. A small lie.
Impotent. Distinquished, well known.
Labour pain. Getting hurt at work.
Medical staff. A doctors cane.
Morbid. A higher offer.
Nitrates. Cheaper than day rates.
Out patient. A poerson who has fainted.
Pelvis. Second cousin to Elvis.
Post operative. A letter carrier.
Recovery room. a place to do upholstery.
Secretion. Hiding something.
Seizure. A Roman Emperor.
Tablet. A small table.
Terminal illness. Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour. One plus one equals......
Urine. The opposite of yer out.
2xcondoms. To be sure, to be sure.
:rofl: