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Masty
05-03-2007, 06:05 PM
Be thankful yer not a patient in a hospital in Eire:

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In alphabetical order ofcourse.....

Artery. The study of paintings.

Bacteria. Back door to cafeteria.

Barium. What doctors do when patients die.

Benign. What you be after yer eight.

Caeasarean section. A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan. Searching for kitty.

Cauterize. Made contact with her.

Colic. A sheep dog.

Coma. A punctution mark.

Dilate. To live long.

Enema. Not a friend.

Fester. Quicker than some one else.

Fibula. A small lie.

Impotent. Distinquished, well known.

Labour pain. Getting hurt at work.

Medical staff. A doctors cane.

Morbid. A higher offer.

Nitrates. Cheaper than day rates.

Out patient. A poerson who has fainted.

Pelvis. Second cousin to Elvis.

Post operative. A letter carrier.

Recovery room. a place to do upholstery.

Secretion. Hiding something.

Seizure. A Roman Emperor.

Tablet. A small table.

Terminal illness. Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour. One plus one equals......

Urine. The opposite of yer out.

2xcondoms. To be sure, to be sure.


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