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Anarch
12-20-2005, 12:31 PM
Should be a decent excuse for spam.

At ten years old I read Tom Clancy's book Red Storm Rising cover to cover in ten days.

Jimbo Gomez
12-20-2005, 12:33 PM
This post here was made during my workhours from behind my boss' machine. ;)

Leif
12-20-2005, 12:34 PM
I haven't slept in 24 hours, and I haven't bathed in longer. :cool:

Anarch
12-20-2005, 12:35 PM
I have a phobia of techno music due to the incessent playing of said music by my former baseball coach, a fourty year old Greek woman who actually had a fit body, but wore about five cubic inches of make up. This occured when I was eleven years old, in primary school.

Leif
12-20-2005, 12:37 PM
My other car is a Rolls Royce...:D

If I had a car, that is.

Anarch
12-20-2005, 12:38 PM
I was yelled at by the vice principal at school for reading the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion in grade five after I'd finished a spelling test early.

Leif
12-20-2005, 12:42 PM
Times caught masturbating: 3

Anarch
12-20-2005, 12:43 PM
The first girl I ever French-kissed was Serbian, and I was six years old.

Leif
12-20-2005, 12:45 PM
Me and some buddies once pissed in a bunch of coke-cans with the intent of throwing them at some kids house. Didn't go through with the plan; always wondered what my friend did with the cans full of piss.

Anarch
12-20-2005, 12:49 PM
I know every Ninch Inch Nails song ever made.

Leif
12-20-2005, 12:52 PM
The last time I puked was Christmas 2003, it was in one of those trailor homes you hitch to the back of a truck. The shower was conveniently located right in front of the toilet, so I leaned forward, hurled my brains out, and then found out the shower didn't work. I don't even want to bring up why I was in a trailor home puking my brains out at Christmas time.

Anarch
12-20-2005, 12:57 PM
I can open my windpipe, to draw oxygen into my stomach for explosively loud burps. Last year at my friend's 18, I burped so loudly it stunned an old woman across the road. It was truly a polaroid moment.

Leif
12-20-2005, 01:00 PM
Last week I stayed up until 4am reading "The Coming Race" by Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Anarch
12-20-2005, 01:04 PM
A skinny Lebanese nerd stole my watch when I was in grade six, so me and three friends beat him up day after day for six months, during lunch break and recess, in primary school. I eventually got my watch back - and detentions for two weeks straight. But I got my watch back, so it was worth it.

Leif
12-20-2005, 01:06 PM
I have a toe that doesn't respond to my commands. I don't recall stubbing it on anything, and it has been this way for years.

Anarch
12-20-2005, 01:07 PM
My favourite music 'artist', between five and seven years old, was Michael Jackson. And then I started listening to Blur.

Leif
12-20-2005, 01:10 PM
I can juggle.

Anarch
12-20-2005, 01:11 PM
Sydney Moon and Aria Giovanni are the hottest pornstars ever IMO.

Walpurgisnachtstraum
12-20-2005, 01:14 PM
My head is filled with sunshine.

Leif
12-20-2005, 01:16 PM
My sig is from the film "They Live" by John Carpenter, 1988

Anarch
12-20-2005, 01:26 PM
One day I will stick a bullet through my own head, because I have no desire to rot in a retirement home.

Jimbo Gomez
12-20-2005, 03:06 PM
Times caught masturbating: 3


By who if I may ask?

Jimbo Gomez
12-20-2005, 03:09 PM
I plan on using this thread for spamming purposes repeatedly.

Geist
12-20-2005, 03:12 PM
One day I will stick a bullet through my own head, because I have no desire to rot in a retirement home.

I have a similar pact with anti-oldies I know.

Sinclair
12-20-2005, 03:45 PM
I haven't washed my hair in two days.

Walpurgisnachtstraum
12-20-2005, 03:56 PM
I am watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=CkunPJXd_Xg&search=carcass

jcs
12-20-2005, 05:03 PM
I can open my windpipe, to draw oxygen into my stomach for explosively loud burps.
I, too, can do this; and I often wonder if this ability is my greatest talent.

Jonathan
12-20-2005, 06:18 PM
I'm so self-concious that I have a problem deciding what random facts to type.

jcs
12-20-2005, 06:20 PM
I live in a small townhouse with my mother, my sister, and 12--yes, 12--cats. When they bother me while I'm on the computer, I throw them across the room. Dumb little bastards usually run back to me and jump on my lap, only to be thrown again.

Jonathan
12-20-2005, 06:24 PM
I often find myself an unexplainable bundle of contradictions.

jcs
12-20-2005, 06:30 PM
I often find myself an unexplainable bundle of contradictions.
Man's microcosm is a battlefield of a thousand souls, each of whom has himself a thousand souls, each of whom has himself a thousand souls, and so on, infinitely. One soul uses an external impulse to gain power over his many Others, comes to dominate, and in his dominance becomes fractured, becoming himself a battlefield of Others.

Man is necessarily a struggle of innumerable contradictions. Through this struggle, man comes to know himself.

Jonathan
12-20-2005, 06:33 PM
I think I have neurosis.

brigadier Biggles
12-20-2005, 06:38 PM
i was one of the first people to travel on the channel tunnel.

Starr
12-20-2005, 06:47 PM
I just got out of the nuthouse where I had been living since the age of 2.

Banat
12-20-2005, 06:53 PM
I knew how to read and write in both Cyrillic and Latinic before I turned 3.

zenero
12-20-2005, 06:53 PM
I got a evil hatred for Canada, since South Park.

Lenny
12-20-2005, 07:09 PM
I once met Tre Johnson (pronounced "Tray")

Billy Score
12-20-2005, 07:14 PM
I met 3 presidents and survived two assasination attempts.

Lenny
12-20-2005, 07:20 PM
I met 3 presidents and survived two assasination attempts.I once shook hands with Jim Moran

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/11/moran.jews/

Walpurgisnachtstraum
12-20-2005, 07:24 PM
I am 6' 2"

Anarch
12-20-2005, 08:01 PM
I recieved fourteen stitches along the right side of my skull, three stitches in my four knuckle on my left hand, and three stitches just about my eye, when I was in a car crash at eight years old.

jcs
12-20-2005, 08:03 PM
When I was in 7th grade, I listened solely to Limp Bizkit.

Banat
12-20-2005, 09:27 PM
I am as tall as Utnapishtim.

Jimbo Gomez
12-20-2005, 09:47 PM
I gotta pee.

Aule
12-20-2005, 10:03 PM
I have a hand fetish.

Anarch
12-20-2005, 10:12 PM
IMO the best band of all time is not Nine Inch Nails, but London After Midnight.

OVERWATCH
12-20-2005, 10:32 PM
Fun Fact #1: I have been in two(2) rollover accidents.

Fun Fact #2: I used to work twelve(12) hours a day as a tow truck driver.

Fun Fact #3: My dad once chased me out of the house with a (locked and loaded) Luger.

Fun Fact #4: Elementary school teachers called my parents several times because I used to render perfect swastikas on the school desks.

Fun Fact #5: For several months, some years ago, I used to drive, and live in, a 1969 Pontiac Bonneville Hearse.

Anima Eternae
12-20-2005, 10:44 PM
I used to be an anti-racist, anti-Flag, RATM loving commie in my high school years.

zenero
12-20-2005, 10:49 PM
Fun Fact #3: My dad once chased me out of the house with a (locked and loaded) Luger.:rofl: What did you do to piss him off like that?

jcs
12-20-2005, 10:52 PM
I'm awesome.

Sinclair
12-20-2005, 10:58 PM
Once when I was a little kid I fell and cut my chin.

On a toilet.

jcs
12-21-2005, 12:18 AM
When I was five, I lived in a duplex. My neighbors were nice old people. A friend came over and he, my sister, and myself picked tomatoes from our neighbors' garden and threw the tomatoes on their roof.

OVERWATCH
12-21-2005, 12:19 AM
:rofl: What did you do to piss him off like that?

We had some minor disagreement about something lame, I got a typical teenage attitude and punched the refrigirator, knocking the stick-on dixie cup dispenser off. I saw him reach into his traveling case and pull the toggle back on the Luger, and I ran outside in the snow, barefoot, faster than you could say "ass and elbows". :p

Ace Rimmer
12-21-2005, 02:01 AM
I have Jewish friends.

jcs
12-21-2005, 02:14 AM
I have Jewish friends.
I have a jewish friend. Another one of my friends is a wigger.

Helios Panoptes
12-21-2005, 02:40 AM
I know someone who has stolen every single thing that he owns, down to his socks.

Sinclair
12-21-2005, 02:57 AM
I'm going to sleep earlier now that I'm on holiday than I do when school is in.

tricknologist
12-21-2005, 03:47 AM
When I was in high school, me and a friend poured beer into a pay phone and told everyone that tried to use; " Hey don't use that phone, some drunk pissed on it !", after they put the wet reciever to their ear. A great many laughs were had at other peoples expense.

jcs
12-21-2005, 03:51 AM
A friend of mine once stole a 'prayer box,' a shoebox with a slit cut in the top, used by the Christian Student Union. He then proceeded to shit in said box and left it in the part of a pop machine where the drinks dispense.

Péter
12-21-2005, 05:37 AM
I enjoy using porta-potties.

Przemysław
12-21-2005, 07:52 AM
I've got paruresis.

Banat
12-21-2005, 08:01 AM
I have never, ever met a Jewish person in my entire life.

Przemysław
12-21-2005, 08:19 AM
I have. He was a rich, snobby, and gay man.

Starr
12-21-2005, 08:40 AM
Sturm thought I was a nigger or some other lovely mud.

Billy Score
12-21-2005, 08:58 AM
as a child i once lied during a confession. i said i went to church everyweek when the priest asked. i feared the consequences if i said that i didn't go. My guilt for lying was so great that i later came back and told the truth. I felt like a great weight had been lifted from my shoulders.

Jimbo Gomez
12-21-2005, 08:59 AM
Pity you lost your pious ways.

Billy Score
12-21-2005, 09:00 AM
I have kept my moral standards, simply lost my belief in a god. at least, a christian god.

Starr
12-21-2005, 09:14 AM
as a child i once lied during a confession. i said i went to church everyweek when the priest asked. i feared the consequences if i said that i didn't go. My guilt for lying was so great that i later came back and told the truth. I felt like a great weight had been lifted from my shoulders.

It doesn't matter that you confessed. You are going to burn in hell.:222:

Jonathan
12-21-2005, 10:51 AM
I'm a very proud person.

daisy
12-21-2005, 11:20 AM
even though i was born nocturnal and often stay awake all night
sometimes sleeping 5am-10am
when i fill myself with the word of God by reading the word of God
i can sometimes sleep regular hours 10pm-6am.

Jimbo Gomez
12-21-2005, 11:25 AM
I am a white albino.

Anarch
12-21-2005, 12:36 PM
If someone put the world's nuclear arsenal at my disposal, targeting every major city over five hundred thousand people, I'm not sure whether I'd push the button or not. On one hand, all the cool stuff like Italian girls, Opeth, my DVD collection and alcohol would be vapourised. On the other hand, it'd be one cool fireworks show.

brigadier Biggles
12-21-2005, 04:19 PM
I am a white albino.

figures....

daisy
12-21-2005, 05:19 PM
I am a white albino
alright! it's a good thing you know because the gov sure ain't gonna tell you if you are. you have to watch out for the gov they could try to steal your children or grandchildren to use them for
breeding slaves on muds.

Przemysław
12-21-2005, 07:08 PM
I'm a very proud person.
INFEDEL!!!!

Jonathan
12-22-2005, 02:15 PM
INFEDEL!!!!
Which God do you worship? I'm a Catholic. I wouldn't consider myself an infidel.

jcs
12-22-2005, 06:58 PM
My armpits smell pretty awful right now. I should probably take a shower.

sugartits
12-22-2005, 07:05 PM
I am dick-whipped

Przemysław
12-22-2005, 07:05 PM
Which God do you worship? I'm a Catholic. I wouldn't consider myself an infidel.
The muslim faith considers pride to be one of the more evil sins. I'm not a muslim and I'm catholic, but I just thought it would be funny to say.

jcs
12-22-2005, 07:07 PM
The muslim faith considers pride to be one of the more evil sins. I'm not a muslim and I'm catholic, but I just thought it would be funny to say.
Pride is a sin in Catholicism, too. Not to the extent that it is in Islam, though. Crazy self-hating bastards.

Przemysław
12-22-2005, 07:17 PM
That's why I don't practice.

Couldn't you get your hand cut off in Saudi Arabia for being proud or something?

ironweed
12-22-2005, 07:42 PM
I am left-handed. My sister is left-handed. My father is left-handed. Supposedly his father was. My sister's youngest daughter (age 3) appears to be left-handed, though my brother in law is trying to force her righty. My 14 week old son reaches for things more often with his left hand than right, though its obviously too early to say for sure.

I think all this left-handedness is in large part responsible for my deep-seated hatred of all things Muslim. Everything else is a footnote and a rationalization. :222:

Przemysław
12-22-2005, 07:47 PM
Now that you mention it, I'm left handed, too.

ironweed
12-22-2005, 07:53 PM
Several of my teeth naturally come to sharp points, and four are rather prominent when I smile. I had friends in college who used to call me Count Dracula due to this tidbit.

jcs
12-22-2005, 07:54 PM
I think all this left-handedness is in large part responsible for my deep-seated hatred of all things Muslim. Everything else is a footnote and a rationalization.
I'm right-handed. Praise Allah.

ironweed
12-22-2005, 08:00 PM
I'm right-handed. Praise Allah.

Die, Infidel! :p

My great-great-great grandfather entered the United States illegally. The ship he was on was quarantined, and couldn't come in, due to a smallpox or similar type outbreak. It landed someplace in Canada and he snuck across the border.

Banat
12-22-2005, 08:01 PM
Pride is a sin in Catholicism, too. Not to the extent that it is in Islam, though. Crazy self-hating bastards.

:nono: Pride is *the* sin. It's the first of the seven deadly sins. According to St John of the Ladder, pride is root of all sins, the sin that cast Lucifer out of Heaven.

ironweed
12-22-2005, 08:19 PM
According to St John of the Ladder, pride is root of all sins, the sin that cast Lucifer out of Heaven.

How the heck is pride at the root of sloth or gluttony? :confused: They seem mutually exclusive to me. As in, if Lucifer had been a bit lazier he might not have got his ass booted out of heaven.

I once scored over 2,000,000 on the arcade version of Galaga. Pretty much gave up all video games after that, circa 1986 or so. And the last time I found that game in the corner of a bar I could barely crack 100,000.

jcs
12-22-2005, 08:23 PM
How the heck is pride at the root of sloth or gluttony?
Arguably, pride is the notion necessary for the belief that one's actions and body belong to oneself rather than God. If one's actions are God's, then one should do good deeds, rather than sin or be lazy. If one's body is God's, then one should stay fit, rather than gorge.
^ Christian theology at its worst.

Banat
12-22-2005, 09:49 PM
How the heck is pride at the root of sloth or gluttony? :confused:

<off topic> According to St John and his teaching, there is a strict hierarchy among the sins and their demons. The Demon of Pride supposedly spoke unto him this: "We have no beginning; we have no birth - we are the beginning and the parent of all passion. We have no superior - we even fell from the Heaven because of our desire to rule. We are the parent of everything that defies calmness of mind, and our offspring is consisted of falls of spiritual men, wrath, defamation, defiance, disobedience."

And the Demon of Gluttony spoke: "My endlessness is born out of habit, and my passion out of insensibility of soul, and oblivion of death. My first born son is the Spirit of Lust, the second is Coldness of the heart, the third is the Dream. My daughters are: sloth, loquacity, arrogance, laughter, discussion, stubbornness, disobedience, insensitivity, slavery of the spirit, bragging, insolence, wandering of thought."</off topic>

Random fact: I read "The Ladder" by St John Climacus several years ago, and gave the book to a friend in the army.

daisy
12-22-2005, 10:00 PM
our offspring is consisted of falls of spiritual men, wrath, defamation, defiance, disobedience
in u.s. our offsprings are the result of the gov and state literally and mentally stealing them away from us to breed them with the muds of the public schools.
of course the govs breeding programs are backed up with media.

Jonathan
12-23-2005, 11:13 AM
The muslim faith considers pride to be one of the more evil sins. I'm not a muslim and I'm catholic, but I just thought it would be funny to say.
I'm not an infidel...just a bad catholic, which is OK because all men are sinners.:)

Anarch
12-27-2005, 11:52 AM
Today I was declared an honourary Greek.

OVERWATCH
12-27-2005, 07:37 PM
I haven't slept in twenty-four(24) hours. :frazzled:

Walpurgisnachtstraum
12-27-2005, 07:48 PM
Zürich Airport is the most expensive and boring airport I have been to.

limit
12-29-2005, 02:24 AM
I have provided advice to very significant people.

Jem Casey
12-29-2005, 12:00 PM
I once set fire to a tramp

Jimbo Gomez
12-29-2005, 01:33 PM
A trampoline, a homeless guy or a harlot?

Julae
12-29-2005, 02:56 PM
I enjoy exploring bad parts of cities, looking at Graffiti, people of ill repute and establishments utilised for the consumption of substances not accepted within the Bourgeois section of western society.

jcs
12-29-2005, 05:22 PM
establishments utilised for the consumption of substances not accepted within the Bourgeois section of western society.
Unless you're talking about crack (which is primarily a poor black thing), the bourgeois is the primary demographic target of drug dealers, being most bored with life and thus the greatest consumers.

Blaphbee
12-29-2005, 06:28 PM
I'm a sucker for a good romance.

Anarch
12-29-2005, 09:35 PM
I have nothing to say at this time.

Anarch
12-29-2005, 09:51 PM
I want to choke Moby (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moby)with a garden hose.

Ahknaton
12-29-2005, 10:08 PM
I wear sunglasses to protect the sun from the glare of my eyes.

bardamu
12-29-2005, 10:23 PM
I was shot in the stomach once.

Jimbo Gomez
12-29-2005, 10:27 PM
I was shot in the stomach once.

Please elaborate.

I'd like to hear more details about many of the posts here.

bardamu
12-29-2005, 10:39 PM
I was 25 years old living in Manhattan and talking from a public payphone to a friend in San Francisco when a couple of Puerto Ricans approached and fired a small caliber bullet into my stomach for no reason at all. I wasn't even aware they were there until after the fact. I hailed a cab and landed on an emergency room table where they opened my stomach like a fish fillet, without pain meds. This all hurt like hell. I was screaming a sort of recurring mantra: "Give me some morphine, I don't want to die in pain, and Hare Krishna." Strange the Krishna part but I had read if you die with the name of Krishna on your lips you go straight to Nirvana. To this day I have a special dislike for Puerto Rican hoodlums, not that there are that many in California.

bardamu
12-29-2005, 10:48 PM
I want to choke Moby (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moby)with a garden hose.

Can certainly understand why. Can't imagine that a wimpy guy like this can inspire much of a following. But then Boy George did, although this guy is worse. A kind of faux trendy slimey liberal idol.

Anarch
12-30-2005, 12:27 AM
Can certainly understand why. Can't imagine that a wimpy guy like this can inspire much of a following. But then Boy George did, although this guy is worse. A kind of faux trendy slimey liberal idol.
His music also sucks. Aphex Twin all the way.

One day, when I have long finished university, I will write down my equivalent of FP Yockey's Imperium. It will be a synthesis of everything I've learned from postmodernism, selfish gene theory, Aristotelian ethics, Austrian economics, and Carl Schmitt's decisionism. But not right now. I have far too much to learn first.

bardamu
12-30-2005, 12:48 AM
One day, when I have long finished university, I will write down my equivalent of FP Yockey's Imperium. It will be a synthesis of everything I've learned from postmodernism, selfish gene theory, Aristotelian ethics, Austrian economics, and Carl Schmitt's decisionism. But not right now. I have far too much to learn first.


Yockey was a smart guy but a little low on survival instinct.

jcs
12-30-2005, 03:55 AM
One day, when I have long finished university, I will write down my equivalent of FP Yockey's Imperium. It will be a synthesis of everything I've learned from postmodernism, selfish gene theory, Aristotelian ethics, Austrian economics, and Carl Schmitt's decisionism. But not right now. I have far too much to learn first.
Fantastic delusions of future grandeur--the opiate of failures. Start now if you want to accomplish anything; revise as you learn.

infoterror
12-31-2005, 09:32 PM
...and if you aren't ready for your big project, start smaller ones, and work your way up. Better to learn first, but never be idle.

-- all expensive lessons from the past.

Oh, and don't ever confuse Russians with Nordics.

Julae
12-31-2005, 09:34 PM
I hate my own race.

OVERWATCH
01-01-2006, 10:05 AM
I hate my own race.

A nice romantic relationship with one or more of the multitudes of oppressed, negro male jailbirds, complete with regular conjugal visits to help you atone for the sins of your forefathers, should assuage your self hatred a bit.

Anima Eternae
01-01-2006, 10:48 AM
I hate my own race.

Jewr son of YHWH?

Fade the Butcher
01-01-2006, 07:21 PM
I hate my own race.That's nice. I thought hatred was wrong, though. Has that changed?

Jimbo Gomez
01-02-2006, 03:14 PM
On the 31st dec., I watched my best friend get humiliated first by my sister, then by some hot blonde with the best looking rack ever. The blonde actually got so mean to him that my sister started feeling sorry for him.

It was an odd sight.

Blaphbee
01-02-2006, 05:20 PM
What in the hell did he say or do to cause that?

DeathtoPrejudice
01-02-2006, 07:54 PM
My hangovers NEVER involve headaches. They always hit a few hours after i wake up with varying degrees of stomach pains.

Fade the Butcher
01-02-2006, 08:23 PM
I am about to eat red beans and rice.

Banat
01-02-2006, 10:11 PM
My head hurts.

brigadier Biggles
01-02-2006, 10:20 PM
My head hurts.

so does mine.

brigadier Biggles
01-02-2006, 10:23 PM
On the 31st dec., I watched my best friend get humiliated first by my sister, then by some hot blonde with the best looking rack ever. The blonde actually got so mean to him that my sister started feeling sorry for him.

It was an odd sight.

is your sister hot dad ?.

Ahknaton
01-03-2006, 02:45 AM
I'm addicted to Curry Laksa and I neurotically obsess about whether this compromises my WN politics :o

James
01-03-2006, 05:00 AM
I've had kidney stones, gruesome pain.

DeathtoPrejudice
01-03-2006, 05:31 AM
I have hearing problems.

jcs
01-03-2006, 06:20 AM
I'm drinking root beer. I like root beer.

jcs
01-03-2006, 06:21 AM
I'm drinking root beer. I like root beer.
I don't know if root beer should be two words or if rootbeer should be oneword. Either way, it looks funny.

Kind of like 'if.' Write 'if' with a pen. LOWER CASE!!! Stare at it for a while. Read it aloud. Think of its meaning. 'if.' Such a strange word!

jcs
01-03-2006, 06:23 AM
I started to take my posts more seriously after I acquired the Nietzsche avatar. You should take me seriously, too.

Kind of like 'if.' Write 'if' with a pen. LOWER CASE!!! Stare at it for a while. Read it aloud. Think of its meaning. 'if.' Such a strange word!
I'm serious!

Ahknaton
01-03-2006, 06:30 AM
I don't know if root beer should be two words or if rootbeer should be oneword. Either way, it looks funny.

Kind of like 'if.' Write 'if' with a pen. LOWER CASE!!! Stare at it for a while. Read it aloud. Think of its meaning. 'if.' Such a strange word!
I've always thought that English should have a separate word that means 'if and only if' as opposed to plain old 'if'. Sometimes you see it written as 'iff', but it's not clear how that would be pronounced any differently.

My favourite funny-sounding word is 'fees'.

jcs
01-03-2006, 06:39 AM
I've always thought that English should have a separate word that means 'if and only if' as opposed to plain old 'if'. Sometimes you see it written as 'iff', but it's not clear how that would be pronounced any differently.
I always thought we should have a word for 'if I get abducted by aliens and probed for four hours, then play the piano in hawaii.'

Ahknaton
01-03-2006, 06:41 AM
I always thought we should have a word for 'if I get abducted by aliens and probed for four hours, then play the piano in hawaii.'
Pretty big IF. Weird how the IF gets bigger when the probability gets smaller isn't it? What's going on?

DeathtoPrejudice
01-03-2006, 07:09 AM
I had relatives who fought on both sides in WWII. My grandfather on my dads side was a mid-rank officer in the US, working with radar or someshit. And my Grandfather and Great uncle on my moms side both fought on the eastern front, My Grandfather fought through the entire war, and was captured 5 times (escaped a equal number of times), and at wars end fled to Canada. My Great uncle, was killed in the line of duty on the eastern front.

Fade the Butcher
01-03-2006, 07:39 PM
This whigger I went to high school with was showing me his Tupac watch the other day. It chimes "ain't nothin' but a gangsta party" at midnight. I told him it was the tackiest thing I had ever seen.

Walpurgisnachtstraum
01-04-2006, 09:43 PM
I am listening to http://www.di.fm/

Ahknaton
01-04-2006, 11:08 PM
I am listening to http://www.di.fm/
Hey, me too!

I get it for free through my ISP without it counting to my monthly DL total.

Anarch
01-08-2006, 11:38 AM
I've just returned from seven days camping with a few friends. I drank thirty five cans of beer (4.9% alcohol) in 12 hours, went to sleep, woke up, and did it again. I am now entirely sober, and I didn't get my stomach pumped, i.e. I'm perfectly healthy. I've also finished reading Empire: Rise and Demise of the British World Order and FP Yockey's Imperium, and I'm about 140 pages into Clausewitz's On War. I am now no longer known as 'the vodka boy' amongst my friends.

Geist
01-08-2006, 02:19 PM
I am now no longer known as 'the vodka boy' amongst my friends.


Good work, vodka has girly connatations, beer does not. :p

Jaybird
01-08-2006, 06:11 PM
I hate blow jobs. They "suck".

Sinclair
01-08-2006, 06:25 PM
I mock people who boast about drinking Jaegermeister. Why? Because it's only 35% alcohol (as opposed to 40% of liquor in Canada... There's an old law that means the vast majority of liquor sold is "under proof") and my mom drinks it when she has indigestion.

Slavic Enforcer
01-08-2006, 06:56 PM
I believe that Hulkamania will live forever.

Anarch
01-08-2006, 11:33 PM
I've just recieved my copy of Jefferson Davis' Essential Works in the mail. I am now waiting for no more 'Christmas' presents.

OVERWATCH
01-08-2006, 11:47 PM
I think R. Lee Ermey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Lee_Ermey) should be President.

jcs
01-09-2006, 12:01 AM
I think R. Lee Ermey should be President.
He'd probably make a shitty president, but if that meant I'd get to hear him say, "You had better un-fuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck," or such in his innaugural address, I'd vote for him.

raven
01-09-2006, 01:07 AM
I've just returned from seven days camping with a few friends. I drank thirty five cans of beer (4.9% alcohol) in 12 hours, went to sleep, woke up, and did it again. I am now entirely sober, and I didn't get my stomach pumped, i.e. I'm perfectly healthy. I've also finished reading Empire: Rise and Demise of the British World Order and FP Yockey's Imperium, and I'm about 140 pages into Clausewitz's On War. I am now no longer known as 'the vodka boy' amongst my friends.
Alright Similar Fact about Myself: I dislike the taste of beer. I'm a vodka person myself. :D

Ahknaton
01-09-2006, 02:25 AM
I believe that the world is going to end in 2012

jcs
01-09-2006, 02:33 AM
Alright Similar Fact about Myself: I dislike the taste of beer. I'm a vodka person myself.
I love beer, wine, and such. I cannot stand the taste of alcohol itself, and thus cannot drink hard liquor without vomiting unless I have a chaser. I used to be able to drink the hardest liquor straght. Drank too much once and can't do it anymore.
But that's alright: I've never enjoyed being drunk, and would rather enjoy my drink than drink to get drunk.

I believe that the world is going to end in 2012
Why? I recall that some calendar ended in 2012 or such, but prophesies are silly unless they have causal proof. Imagine time magnetically: the present moves toward the future not because that pole attracts it, but because the past repells.

Ahknaton
01-09-2006, 02:46 AM
Why? I recall that some calendar ended in 2012 or such, but prophesies are silly unless they have causal proof.Don't be such a rationalist killjoy.

According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 is the end of the "5th sun". It's also when the Hopi believe that the cycle of time finishes this revolution and starts again. And the alignment of the planets MAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

I don't need proof, because this isn't knowledge, it's just belief. And I don't think it's even literally true, it's just a mystical/mythical template that's been overlaid on the messy disorder of world events. Perhaps the "end of the world" will just be a major realignment of power and the dawning of a new era.
Imagine time magnetically: the present moves toward the future not because that pole attracts it, but because the past repells.Attraction and repulsion are the self-same force.

Anarch
01-09-2006, 06:33 AM
I'm listening to some wierd song by Fatboy Slim off the Jackal Soundtrack. I feel like dancing, except I don't dance unless I've had four times the amount of cans I've already drunk, i.e. sixteen. Oh well.

OVERWATCH
01-09-2006, 07:10 AM
He'd probably make a shitty president,

Don't they all?

but if that meant I'd get to hear him say, "You had better un-fuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck," or such in his innaugural address, I'd vote for him.

As I've mentioned several times elsewhere, starting in 2008, there won't be any more Jorge W. Arbusto, no more leering DICK Cheney, no more Heinrich Himmsfeld; the next administraturdateshun will be some bunch of whiney, boring Demicans/Republicrats; i.e., no more jolly times&fun=no more Bushisms.

So then we've got exactly four(4) more years of boring a Presidunce, before this rock gets lit up in 2012; which is election tyme, incidentally.

So let's all be entertained by a truly kick-ass Devil Dog of a C-in-C R. Lee Ermey, so that we aren't bored to death before The Rupture.

jcs
01-09-2006, 10:48 PM
Don't be such a rationalist killjoy.
Don't be irrational.

I don't need proof, because this isn't knowledge, it's just belief.
Three categories of episteme:
-science (correct vs. incorrect; verifiable knowledge)
-truth ('uncovering'; esoteric knowledge)
-superstition/belief (exoteric, unverifiable nonsense)

And I don't think it's even literally true, it's just a mystical/mythical template that's been overlaid on the messy disorder of world events.
It's not 'literally true' (it is unscientific), and one cannot extrapolate any deep spiritual knowledge from it, so it is one of those superstitions.

There are two problems with esotericism.
The first is that people think of truth in logocentric, scientific terms, as something that can be verified, and look at ideas in binary terms, as true or false. This works only in science (the only place where logic has any value).
Secondly, people studying esotericism conflate 'hidden "facts"' with 'truth.' Meaning that you get quasi-gnostic "Jesus was married" notions, or "world ends 2012" ideas with esoteric truth.

Sinclair
01-10-2006, 12:02 AM
I turned off my old computer after scrubbing the hard drive (Basically reformatting it with Window Washer) and reinstalling Win XP Pro at 1:06 AM. I got something like 5 hours of sleep, what with waking up, but I don't sleep well much... My mattress is shit, and it doesn't help the fact that I've always had sleep problems.

Ahknaton
01-10-2006, 12:28 AM
Don't be irrational.


Three categories of episteme:
-science (correct vs. incorrect; verifiable knowledge)
-truth ('uncovering'; esoteric knowledge)
-superstition/belief (exoteric, unverifiable nonsense)


It's not 'literally true' (it is unscientific), and one cannot extrapolate any deep spiritual knowledge from it, so it is one of those superstitions.

There are two problems with esotericism.
The first is that people think of truth in logocentric, scientific terms, as something that can be verified, and look at ideas in binary terms, as true or false. This works only in science (the only place where logic has any value).
Secondly, people studying esotericism conflate 'hidden "facts"' with 'truth.' Meaning that you get quasi-gnostic "Jesus was married" notions, or "world ends 2012" ideas with esoteric truth.
Ok,

The first thing to say is that I don't seriously expect the world to end in 2012 and the comment was made pretty much in jest, like the "Hulkamania will live forever comment". I'm not planning on giving away all my worldly possessions and climbing onto a mountain top to watch the apocalypse unfold.

Esoteric beliefs are worth studying because a) they allow you to acquaint yourself with mythical archetypes and allegorical knowledge from the collective unconscious b) they are interesting for what they help you understand about historical figures who were motivated by them (e.g. Nazis) and c) they allow you to realise your racial geist. It's like staring at a mandala. The patterns themselves have no inherent power, it is your contemplation of them that allows you to attain a certain mental state.

Once you aquaint yourself with certain esoteric numerological/symbolic associations, you'll start to notice them again and again in all forms of communication. This is not due to any kind of unseen spiritual force ordering the world, it's because these subconscious associations are the same for others as they are for you.

Jem Casey
01-10-2006, 10:16 AM
A trampoline, a homeless guy or a harlot?
I don't know if he was homeless, but he liked to spend a lot of his time drinking outside.

Jimbo Gomez
01-10-2006, 11:22 AM
I don't know if he was homeless, but he liked to spend a lot of his time drinking outside.


The homeless drunks should be used as trampolines anyway. Excellent workout, the risk of injury is less than when working out on a metallic construct and you'd be doing society a favour.

Anarch
01-10-2006, 11:28 AM
I have a brother who is twenty one years older than me, who I have never met. His name is Michael.

Jimbo Gomez
01-10-2006, 11:30 AM
Same mother and father?

Jonathan
01-10-2006, 11:52 AM
His name is Michael.
I'm sure he's a great guy.

Anarch
01-10-2006, 12:06 PM
Same mother and father?
Different mother.

@ Shane: I wouldn't know. He could be.

Anarch
01-11-2006, 01:34 PM
I just saw 'Nania: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe'. It was garbage. I understand that this was designed somehow to be a kids movie, but being The Passion of the Christ in disguise, it could've been done so much better, and the battle scenes were a very cheap rip off of The Lord of the Rings, and I could've wielded a sword better than the character known as 'Peter' did. Those who haven't seen it: wait until its on TV. It's not worth spending money on.

EDIT: Lenny is gay.

Jem Casey
01-11-2006, 01:40 PM
The homeless drunks should be used as trampolines anyway. Excellent workout, the risk of injury is less than when working out on a metallic construct and you'd be doing society a favour.
Less pollution too, I guess.
Thanks for the tip.

Lenny
01-11-2006, 09:17 PM
EDIT: Lenny is gay.What was that for :confused:

Blaphbee
01-11-2006, 10:18 PM
You have to ask?

Anarch
01-12-2006, 03:10 PM
":rofl: Jefferson Davis :rofl: <<they will hang Jeff Davis to a sour apple tree, as they march along! glory glory hallelujah>>"
- Lenny.

Hence, Lenny is the most gay creature outside of San Francisco.

Lenny
01-12-2006, 10:37 PM
Hey Anarch,
Did you know that when they found Jeff Davis in May 1865 he was wearing his wife's dress as a disguise to avoid capture? :rofl:

See here:
http://chnm.gmu.edu/lostmuseum/lm/75/
http://chnm.gmu.edu/lostmuseum/lm/76/
http://chnm.gmu.edu/lostmuseum/lm/77/

Anarch
01-13-2006, 03:58 PM
Hey Anarch,
Did you know that when they found Jeff Davis in May 1865 he was wearing his wife's dress as a disguise to avoid capture? :rofl:

See here:
http://chnm.gmu.edu/lostmuseum/lm/75/
http://chnm.gmu.edu/lostmuseum/lm/76/
http://chnm.gmu.edu/lostmuseum/lm/77/
No, I didn't. Though I'm hardly suprised you knew that, you being a most effeminate homosexual. I suppose the idea of Jeff Davis in a skirt sexually excites you, Lenny?

Random fact: I'm currently playing Deus Ex: Invisible War on my Xbox.

jcs
01-13-2006, 06:05 PM
Random fact: I'm currently playing Deus Ex: Invisible War on my Xbox.
I really liked that game. I must have played through it a dozen times.

Excorcism
01-13-2006, 07:51 PM
I really liked that game. I must have played through it a dozen times.

I wish I could just get over the graphics. I know I'm not really a graphics buff, but when I play 3d games generally, that's how I think. WHen i play 2d games, i could care less about the graphics. I don't know, I just didn't connect really with how dumb the computer was. I guess Metal Gear Solid and Medal of Honor spoiled me :D

Anarch
01-15-2006, 10:29 AM
Five hours ago I ceased being single.

Dionysus
01-15-2006, 10:36 AM
I now wear glasses.

Jonathan
01-15-2006, 12:29 PM
Five hours ago I ceased being single.
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Geist
01-15-2006, 03:45 PM
Five hours ago I ceased being single.

So you went for it, good work. :D

Lenny
01-15-2006, 09:30 PM
No, I didn't. Though I'm hardly suprised you knew that, you being a most effeminate homosexual. I suppose the idea of Jeff Davis in a skirt sexually excites you, Lenny?I'm not the one here who idolizes a man who coward-like ran away dressed as a woman after the war! (see here (http://chnm.gmu.edu/lostmuseum/lm/79/))


-----------------
Finding of the Last Ditch
http://www.lostmuseum.cuny.edu/images/lastdi3.gif

This illustration of the capture of Confederate President Jefferson Davis served allegorical rather than documentary purposes. The figure of the Union soldier is not merely arresting Davis but, in a show of extreme dominance, is apparently preparing to hurl him from a precipice. A knife and money escape Davis' grasp, and by extension that of the Confederacy as well, since the seat of Davis' pants is marked "CSA". The "last ditch" might have referred to the New York Herald headline that announced, in part, of Davis' capture, "He Fails to Imitate Booth and Die in the Last Ditch. His Ignominious Surrender."
http://chnm.gmu.edu/lostmuseum/lm/78/

VAJO JR.
01-15-2006, 11:29 PM
I make believe I'm black on MLK day, just to scare my neighbors.

Sandee
01-15-2006, 11:41 PM
I make believe I'm black on MLK day, just to scare my neighbors.

Hey VAJO JR!

Anyway, I am too curious.

infoterror
01-16-2006, 02:55 AM
On MLK day, I steal hubcaps.

Anarch
01-16-2006, 06:19 AM
So you went for it, good work. :D
Oh yes, I did, Geist.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Depends on your perspective. Words fail to describe my perspective on the matter, so I'll do the British thing and go for an understatement: I am pleased.

IZVN
01-16-2006, 08:21 AM
I have consumed a piece off of Gemini 11, Apollo 17, U.S.S Enterprise, and a moon rock.

Jonathan
01-16-2006, 09:43 AM
I'll do the British thing and go for an understatement: I am pleased.
Bravo sir.

Jem Casey
01-16-2006, 03:59 PM
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Put it this way:- if it works out then you'll not die lonely.
You may, however, die young.......and be glad of it.

Ambrosio Spinola
01-16-2006, 08:19 PM
I have consumed a piece off of Gemini 11, Apollo 17, U.S.S Enterprise, and a moon rock.

.....say again?

Anarch
01-22-2006, 12:04 PM
The picture on my calender (a cartoon by the brilliant Michael Leunig) for this month reads : '... welcome to the first day of the rest of your life and to get started we'll make a list of all the silly things you did yesterday...'

Excorcism
01-22-2006, 06:34 PM
The picture on my calender (a cartoon by the brilliant Michael Leunig) for this month reads : '... welcome to the first day of the rest of your life and to get started we'll make a list of all the silly things you did yesterday...'

lol, that's pretty good.

Jonathan
01-23-2006, 03:38 PM
The guy sitting at the computer beside me is in a Socialist party. I had an arguement with him before about politics. He is intelligent but misguided and gets very emotional very fast. We always seem to bump into each other and act very courtious. I suspect he is a closet Anarchist, and closet Homosexual from his actions in one of the public toilets. He's looking up some Socialist website. Does his life revolve around the stuff? If he saw my computer he'd probably go crazy calling me a racist, even though he'd be wrong. Then he'd try to smear the organisation that I'm part of by taring it all as racist too. Then the organisation would shaft me to save face. This would add to my disgrace, confirm my racism in most people's eyes, and ruin alot of my life. Very odd that he has the potential to do all this to me while at the same time, if we took things down to the most primative level, I could reach over and snap his neck. He is a cancer on the world.

Excorcism
01-23-2006, 03:51 PM
Very odd that he has the potential to do all this to me while at the same time, if we took things down to the most primative level, I could reach over and snap his neck. He is a cancer on the world.

LOL! :rofl:

Ya, well, how would he say that you're racist? there aren't any racist afilliated symbols on the site and officially, this isn't a racial website.

James
01-23-2006, 03:53 PM
I can't handle strong alcohol.

Anarch
01-23-2006, 04:01 PM
Very odd that he has the potential to do all this to me while at the same time, if we took things down to the most primative level, I could reach over and snap his neck.

Quick, while no one else is watching. :D

I'm a little tired, presently wearing a NIN tour t-shirt. I think I might get some sleep. I have some reading to do tomorrow. Good night everyone.

Geist
01-23-2006, 04:52 PM
The guy sitting at the computer beside me is in a Socialist party. I had an arguement with him before about politics. He is intelligent but misguided and gets very emotional very fast. We always seem to bump into each other and act very courtious. I suspect he is a closet Anarchist, and closet Homosexual from his actions in one of the public toilets. He's looking up some Socialist website. Does his life revolve around the stuff? If he saw my computer he'd probably go crazy calling me a racist, even though he'd be wrong. Then he'd try to smear the organisation that I'm part of by taring it all as racist too. Then the organisation would shaft me to save face. This would add to my disgrace, confirm my racism in most people's eyes, and ruin alot of my life. Very odd that he has the potential to do all this to me while at the same time, if we took things down to the most primative level, I could reach over and snap his neck. He is a cancer on the world.

Oh you'll have to tell me what he looks like, Im an ex-Sp member, the decription intrigues me. And yes if they say anything off teh Phora you can be sure youd be branded a racist for life by them.

Jonathan
01-23-2006, 05:29 PM
@Excorcism:
Of course he'd call me a racist. It's what they do for a living:rolleyes:

@Anarch:
Actually, if I did kill him, I'd probably get off on some sort of "I was feeling stress" or "I have X behavioural disorder" or some shit, then his kind would probably shower me with condecending pitty and blame "the system" et al. :222: I didn't though, the room was crowded, and eventually I had to go to a lecture.

@Geist:
I'm not sure if he's SP or SWP. I know his name, but I'm not going to just post it up (it'd be unfair for a start).

Now that I'm back from a lecture(which was so boring that it acts as the idea chill out session) I don't feel very strongly about him at all.:( Where's the passion in life?

P.S. How much do the SP and SWP know about the Phora and the likes? I'm sure they've heard of it, and think we're all racists. I remember a Stormfront guy got physically bashed last year at the Barrett debate.

Geist
01-23-2006, 05:37 PM
@Geist:
I'm not sure if he's SP or SWP. I know his name, but I'm not going to just post it up (it'd be unfair for a start).

P.S. How much do the SP and SWP know about the Phora and the likes? I'm sure they've heard of it, and think we're all racists. I remember a Stormfront guy got physically bashed last year at the Barrett debate.

Is this guy a bit of a trendy type, all hip clothes and whatnot. I think he is a Stalinist if its the right one.

They know abotu SF but rarely go beyond that, I doubt they know about the Phora but people in general do around UCD from what I know of. Most likely they would be amused to have two UCD students as mods but to be hoenst they wont ever read anything here because theyll assume its all reacist evil tripe and not bother.

Jonathan
01-23-2006, 05:58 PM
Is this guy a bit of a trendy type, all hip clothes and whatnot. I think he is a Stalinist if its the right one.
Yes, tends to wear soft black/dark-Blue jacket(dinner-jacket as opposed to rain-coat), cords, flares etc. And I think he once shaved his smig into an upside down triangle.

Stalinist eh? So who are the ones writting all the Anarchism stuff (not to mention the other stuff...I'm not talking about Patterson either;)) on the walls in the jacks? :eek: And why the hell is he always down around those toilets? :mad:

Jonathan
01-23-2006, 06:03 PM
Now your ... dude just walked in. Jesus I should stop this :p

Geist
01-23-2006, 06:03 PM
Yes, tends to wear soft black/dark-Blue jacket(dinner-jacket as opposed to rain-coat), cords, flares etc. And I think he once shaved his smig into an upside down triangle.

Ah I know him well, one of the reasons I left actually believe it or not.

Stalinist eh? So who are the ones writting all the Anarchism stuff (not to mention the other stuff...I'm not talking about Patterson either;)) on the walls in the jacks? :eek: And why the hell is he always down around those toilets? :mad:

Yeah he was and still has Stalinist sympathies, the Anarchist stuff is by some group called ICN or ISN, token anarchists who dont do much bar graffiting jacks basically.

I've never known him to hang around jacks, what do you mean exactly? He has a rep for being a player with the girls...young girls if you get me but him being a general degenerate wouldnt surprise me in the least.

Geist
01-23-2006, 06:04 PM
Now your ... dude just walked in. Jesus I should stop this :p

Ha he is cool though, dont mind him, he's a rabid right winger at heart, just keeps it quiet.

Jonathan
01-23-2006, 06:11 PM
Ah I know him well, one of the reasons I left actually believe it or not.
Initials .. yeah?

Yeah he was and still has Stalinist sympathies
He struck me as being too socially liberal for a Stalinist...[edited]...Oh well, don't get it right all the time :(

the Anarchist stuff is by some group called ICN or ISN, token anarchists who dont do much bar graffiting jacks basically.
I thought as much.

I've never known him to hang around jacks, what do you mean exactly?
You know the ones by the SU shop under the Library where the Virtua Tennis game is? He just seems to be down there an awful lot.:confused:

He has a rep for being a player with the girls...young girls if you get me but him being a general degenerate wouldnt surprise me in the least.
Oh that's coming out if we ever debate again :D

Ha he is cool though, dont mind him, he's a rabid right winger at heart, just keeps it quiet.
:cool:

Geist
01-23-2006, 06:45 PM
Initials .. yeah?

Thats the one.


He struck me as being too socially liberal for a Stalinist, going on about how abortion was freeing women and how democracy was great (in reference to the whole Spanish thing). Oh well, don't get it right all the time :(

He's just a trendy in general and that includes contradicting oneself in order to be both a progressive liberal type and die hard Stalin lover.


You know the ones by the SU shop under the Library where the Virtua Tennis game is? He just seems to be down there an awful lot.:confused:

Ive no idea thats odd though.


Oh that's coming out if we ever debate again :D

Just dont mention me is all, Ive enough bad blood with UCD leftists to last me a life time already, how did you end up debating him?

Geist
01-23-2006, 06:50 PM
http://www.csj.org/infoserv_articles/tourish_dennis_politicalleft.htm

Check this out, its about the CWI (SP's international), democratic centralism and cultism.

Word word I can tell you that all in that article is true, such a shame as well as I wasted two years of my life which could have been well better spent in their world.

Jonathan
01-23-2006, 06:56 PM
He's just a trendy in general and that includes contradicting oneself in order to be both a progressive liberal type and die hard Stalin lover.
I should have known.

Ive no idea thats odd though.
meh, I'm probably wrong. Still, I'd love to see him deny it :D

Just dont mention me is all, Ive enough bad blood with UCD leftists to last me a life time already
Of course not.

how did you end up debating him?
[edited]

Geist
01-23-2006, 07:11 PM
LOL, I gets ya.

Anyway I'll post a random fact so that we havent totally diverted the topic of the thread:

I gave up smoking a few weeks ago and it was one of the easiest things Ive ever done that was supposed to be hell!

jcs
01-23-2006, 09:48 PM
I have a bad headache and everything is pissing me off right now.

Excorcism
01-23-2006, 09:52 PM
I haven't slept in 24 hours.

Helios Panoptes
01-23-2006, 10:03 PM
I have been arrested two times.

jcs
02-10-2006, 07:25 PM
I am listening to Carcass' 'Symphonies of Sickness' while browsing through amazon.com's selection of books by Church fathers.

Banat
02-11-2006, 12:50 AM
I have been arrested two times.

No kidding! What for?

Slavic Enforcer
02-11-2006, 12:55 AM
1998 was my best year.

:hump:

Generator
02-11-2006, 09:36 AM
I am double jointed in a number of areas.

I can do blast beats.

I can do cool double kick routines.

Who cares?

Ahknaton
02-11-2006, 09:45 AM
I once woke up in the middle of the night and saw the Eye of Horus staring down at me from the ceiling of my bedroom.

Walpurgisnachtstraum
02-11-2006, 10:12 AM
I've lost 50,6 lbs since march(märz/mars).

Sulla the Dictator
02-11-2006, 10:17 AM
I smoke a pack a day. Sometimes more.

Ahknaton
02-11-2006, 10:31 AM
I own a bicycle. Last year I rode 1000km in less than 2 months. Or a megametre, if you will.

OVERWATCH
02-11-2006, 10:32 AM
I once woke up in the middle of the night and saw the Eye of Horus staring down at me from the ceiling of my bedroom.

:eek: ooo that's pretty cool!

Back when I was a young teenager I had a weird vision while listening to Black Sabbath- Live Evil, of a Black Sun rising up out of the sea, before I knew anything about what the significance of that was. I was sober also and was awake, but I was in some sort of altered state.

I also had an out of body experience when I was quite young, that was brief but I never thought much of it until I got older.

Me and my mom also used to practice ESP when I was around five or so, and I guessed what card she was holding at an uncanny rate, but this disappeared later.

Hugh Jorgen
02-11-2006, 11:58 AM
After reading 22 pages of this thread, I have an uncontrollable urge to fart!

jcs
02-14-2006, 10:38 PM
I fucked up when trying to cut my hair (with clippers; it's hard to fuck up with them, but my clippers are touchy), so my hair is now about 1/16th of an inch in length.
Actually, it makes me look pretty.
:) :) :) :) :)

Professor John Frink
02-14-2006, 11:09 PM
I have 5 keyboards. I need to buy another. Need to b..buy...

Anarch
02-15-2006, 12:41 PM
I fucked up when trying to cut my hair (with clippers; it's hard to fuck up with them, but my clippers are touchy), so my hair is now about 1/16th of an inch in length.
Actually, it makes me look pretty.
:) :) :) :) :)
That's not possible.

My hair has now grown to such a length that I can actually use gel.

Ahknaton
02-15-2006, 12:46 PM
I haven't filled out a tax return in about 6 years.

Anarch
02-15-2006, 12:50 PM
I haven't filled out a tax return in about 6 years.
ROFL. Why not man? I do my tax return and splash out and buy a carton of smokes and a few slabs of beer.

The Retard
02-15-2006, 01:00 PM
You can learn all about me in my autobiography here (http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=book9kv.jpg)

Ahknaton
02-15-2006, 01:20 PM
ROFL. Why not man? I do my tax return and splash out and buy a carton of smokes and a few slabs of beer.
I'm too lazy and disorganized, basically. Actually, by "lazy" I mean way too busy with work etc and I just keep putting it off and then forget. :o

Nyx
02-15-2006, 01:25 PM
I am not a libertarian.

Julae
02-15-2006, 01:34 PM
I dislike American Psycho.

Excorcism
02-15-2006, 01:35 PM
I am not a libertarian.

Same here since I'm not a fan of it

Ahknaton
02-15-2006, 01:40 PM
I just pigged out on a 200g bag of dried figs and I think some of them might have gone down the wrong way. :(

Anarch
02-15-2006, 01:42 PM
I spend about half of my waking days listening to music.

Excorcism
02-15-2006, 02:10 PM
I spend about half of my waking days listening to music.

Something in common.

Anarch
02-15-2006, 02:15 PM
Same here since I'm not a fan of it
I'm on to my second, and probably last, beer for the night.

Anarch
02-15-2006, 04:26 PM
Good night. I need sleep. Tomorrow (actually, today) I intend on buying the Collected Works of Aristotle, and then figure out how much money I have left. I may buy Plato's Collected Dialogues as well.

Also: My signature r0x0rZ y3r s0x.

Hannify
02-15-2006, 05:09 PM
I lived as a gentile amidst jews for 13 years in "the holy land."

Péter
02-16-2006, 02:25 AM
I just pigged out on a 200g bag of dried figs and I think some of them might have gone down the wrong way. :(

These are great. They taste like candy.

Péter
02-16-2006, 02:31 AM
I fucked up when trying to cut my hair (with clippers; it's hard to fuck up with them, but my clippers are touchy), so my hair is now about 1/16th of an inch in length.
Actually, it makes me look pretty.
:) :) :) :) :)

I've shaved my head with a razor a couple times before. It made my scalp bleed. Actually, this was what I did the last time I cut my hair. That was in 2003.

A. Radek
02-16-2006, 02:42 AM
I have Ernest Tubb's autograph.

James
02-16-2006, 02:43 AM
I dated a woman 19 years older than me.

Péter
02-16-2006, 02:46 AM
During my last year of injury-free running (2003), I ran over 2600 miles over a combined total of 47 weeks.

A. Radek
02-16-2006, 02:55 AM
Who was after you?

Péter
02-16-2006, 03:36 AM
Who was after you?

Hermes chases divinity.

Blaphbee
02-16-2006, 02:12 PM
I once received a serious marriage proposal from a woman because of a roasted corn soup I made. She wasn't unattractive, either.

Anarch
02-16-2006, 02:30 PM
This is my one thousandth post.

jcs
02-19-2006, 06:01 PM
Today, I attended mass. I listened to the squirming and whining of bored children, the clearing-of-throats of the congregation, and the hollow words of a priest desperately trying to sound convincing--trying to convince himself, it seemed--all while watching one of the altar boys yawn. The hymns were sung in our vernacular, English, accompanied by an organ player. During one of the hymns, the handful of people singing did so in whispers, most others only mouthing the words. I could not focus on the priest's sermon, because it seemed as if he wrote some obligatory speech intending to uplift the people; instead of focusing on him, I observed the strange contrast between the stained glass windows and wooden crucifix, and the square, modern architecture, the speakers and microphones, and the plastic Christ hanging on the wall. Toward the end of mass, a man came up to the microphone and recited an advertisement for 'Holy Living.'
I was reminded of Bergman's Winter Light. Bodies may have been in the Church, but not a soul worshiped today.
God is dead, indeed. Next week, I'll try a Tridentine Mass.

BaronBloodSpawn
02-19-2006, 10:37 PM
I once stole a navigation sign from the city hall of my home town(it was a very minor act of villainry)

<flame deleted>
02-19-2006, 11:26 PM
I date older women cause young women think i`m too childish :o

Ahknaton
02-19-2006, 11:38 PM
When I was 14 I had a police dog sicced on me after a Halloween prank a friend & I were playing on another friend went wrong. His parents thought we were burglars/prowlers and called the police, and I panicked and ran instead of stopping when the dog-handler yelled at me to stop. I ended up with several stitches in my backside.

jcs
02-19-2006, 11:57 PM
I just deleted about 70% of my metal, which is being replaced by classical.

Anarch
02-20-2006, 01:14 AM
Yesterday I drank 3000% of my recommended dietary intake of Vitamin C.

jcs
02-20-2006, 01:32 AM
Yesterday I drank 3000% of my recommended dietary intake of Vitamin C.
You'll probably explode within 72 hours.

I just switched from Firefox to Opera.

Excorcism
02-20-2006, 03:09 AM
You'll probably explode within 72 hours.

I just switched from Firefox to Opera.

how is it better than Firefox?

jcs
02-20-2006, 03:15 AM
how is it better than Firefox?
Turns out Firefox isn't that great (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/SupportCD/FirefoxMyths.html).
I miss some of my Firefox extensions, but Opera's pretty good.

Professor John Frink
02-20-2006, 03:25 AM
how is it better than Firefox?
In short, it's considerably safer, faster and technologically more advanced.

Anarch
02-20-2006, 03:31 AM
You'll probably explode within 72 hours.

Not really.

A one litre bottle of some variety of fruit juice which I consume at work has five servings in it, apparently. Each serving has 200% of my RDI of Vitamin C. It follows that drinking the entire bottle = 1000% of my RDI of Vitamin C. I drank 3 bottles at work yesterday. Ironically, the stuff is labelled 'Smart Juice - Body Fuel'.

jcs
02-20-2006, 03:38 AM
Not really.
Yeah, I looked it up. The combustion-level of Vitamin C is 3015% the RDI. Good thing you didn't take another sip!

I bought a new bike today. I need to buy a sweatshirt, because if I wear a coat, I keep all that moisture trapped in, and that feels disgusting.

James
02-20-2006, 03:49 AM
Firefox is overrated. The newest IE will have all of it's stuff.