interesting example of how one can become racially aware

[Jimbo Gomez]

Urban Law 101

Donald Williamson, American Renaissance, Sept. 2003

I grew up in a suburb of a large northern city, and had no real contact with blacks until I became a lawyer. After I got my law degree I naïvely looked forward to a rewarding legal career. Little did I realize that 25 years later I would be a self-employed attorney doing domestic and civil litigation for a clientele that is overwhelmingly black.
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continues here (http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2005/01/urban_law_101.php)

an old article, but interesting to read, I never knew there was a negro called Aryan White by the way...

[Niko Bellic]

My clients make mistakes in written and spoken English that are often comical. One client in a criminal case told me he was telling the truth, and was willing to take a “polyester test” to prove it. Another told me he desperately wanted to see me, and needed an appointment “between Tuesday and Wednesday.” One who bounced a check told me the problem was “insignificant funds” in his account. I have had clients who have “profiteering” plans at work, want an “uncontestable” divorce (or a “detested” divorce, or an “untested” divorce), had “insects” (incest) in the family, need an “annoyment” (annulment), want a free “flirtation” (consultation), ask about my “container” (retainer), want to “consultate” about a divorce, or had to meet with “media people” (mediation counselors). One man told me, “I own a car but it is not mine,” and one who was accused of indecent exposure insisted, “I didn’t take my stuff out of my pants.”


I listen to talk radio everyday, and when black people call in to the shows, even the intelligent ones go out of their way to use as many big words as they possibly can, which they pronounce in a very slow, deliberate manner.

[daisy]

many black men know their children’s names but do not know how to spell them. with the proliferation of unusual names among blacks, i can only guess at how they are spelled. one client who told me he couldn’t spell his children’s names said i would need an encyclopedia to look them up. many men have admitted to me they are not even sure how to pronounce their children’s names. black woman, on the other hand, often become incensed if you mispronounce the unusual names they give their children.

the most unusual name i ever came across was Iisszzttadda. i have never met a person, white or black, who could pronounce it correctly. to my surprise the name is pronounced, “i seize the day.” iisszzttadda had siblings named raheem, utopian, desiorme, sid-timothy, kizzma, and larilaril. i have occasionally asked clients the reasons for such unusual names, but the most common answer is “i don’t know. it just sounded good.” this is the answer i got from a mother who named her child latrine.
(see sidebar for actual names of blacks I have encountered in my practice.)

i once had a client in my office who did not know his own name. he had been called by his nickname for so long he couldn’t remember his given name. this is not as shocking as it sounds. some black names, like phe-anjoy or quithreaun or jyesahJhnai, are so odd, it would be no surprise if they were never used and eventually forgotten.

names are not the only things blacks do not know. once when i was filling out a form for a female client i asked if she knew how old her husband was. she told me she didn’t know. i asked her the next question on the form, which was her husband’s birth date. amazingly, she knew it—and was genuinely surprised when i told her she could figure out her husband’s age from his birth date.
urban law 101
http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2005/01/urban_law_101.php
lawyers don’t like dealing with blacks, but that is simply part of the business. if they can’t take it anymore they get into some other line of work.
roflol now i am so glad i am not a lawyer
http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2005/01/CADDYsml.JPG
more important than house or kids
keeping their hoopty ride rolling
thanks rep your way for making me laugh today