daisy
01-08-2006, 05:54 AM
Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from the University of Texas in Austin, Texas.
Here in texas we go squirrel fishing as a sport. yup, you heard right. You take a big acorn and tie it onto a string and throw it under a tree inhabited by squirrels, ( tree rats as my brother fondly refers to them ). Then you wait for them to grab hold of the thing and you see how far you can reel them in before the let go. Some of those suckers are insane and will practicly gnaw off your hand for a good acorn. My brother worked in the Microbiology lab building when he saw his first one. He does genetic research. We tossed about the idea of cloning some of the albino squirrels for resale. But quickly decided they were the spawn of the devil and should be left alone...
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/campus/campus.html
lol who's the devil they hunt squirrels and now squirrels are hunting them back !
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/campus/utexas2.jpg
The latest report comes from the University of Texas in Austin, Texas.
Here in texas we go squirrel fishing as a sport. yup, you heard right. You take a big acorn and tie it onto a string and throw it under a tree inhabited by squirrels, ( tree rats as my brother fondly refers to them ). Then you wait for them to grab hold of the thing and you see how far you can reel them in before the let go. Some of those suckers are insane and will practicly gnaw off your hand for a good acorn. My brother worked in the Microbiology lab building when he saw his first one. He does genetic research. We tossed about the idea of cloning some of the albino squirrels for resale. But quickly decided they were the spawn of the devil and should be left alone...
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/campus/campus.html
lol who's the devil they hunt squirrels and now squirrels are hunting them back !
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/campus/utexas2.jpg