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Sinclair
01-13-2006, 02:59 AM
http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially
from a politician. So, I am not going to break from
political tradition. My name is Jonathon “The
Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark
Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch.
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.

I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He
is my mortal enemy.

Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am governor, will find
out what the true meaning of my nickname: “The Impaler!” I will impale
them right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the
terrorist’s body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of
Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist,
they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me.

How cool is this guy?

Excorcism
01-13-2006, 03:03 AM
I'm guessing he was inspired by the exaggerated horror imapling stories of Vlad Dracul, the Romanian Hero....interesting....

Jimbo Gomez
01-13-2006, 10:29 AM
He's quite mad. :D