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tricknologist
02-21-2006, 03:24 AM
Discuss this theory. I would especially like to hear from Sulla, Oberon and Potyondi



From; Blackmans History (http://www.unix-ag.uni-kl.de/~moritz/Archive/malcolmx/blackmanshistoryspeech.txt)

So right here this planet that you and I live on
called Earth, that rotates around the sun, The
Honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us that
sixty-six trillion years ago our people were
living on this planet: the black man was living
on this planet. But in those days it was larger
than it is now, and the planet Mars, that was
off here beyond it, had an effect upon our
planet then in the same manner that the moon
affects us today. At that time there was no
moon up there. Where was the moon? The moon
was down here, the moon was part of this planet,
the moon and this planet were one planet, and
the black man was living here then. He was a
scientist, he was a wise black man. Black men
have always been wise, black men have always
been the wisest beings in the universe, and
among these beings, black beings, there is on
who is supreme; he is referred to as the Supreme
Being, do you understand?
So The Honorable Elijah Muhammad tells
us that a wise black scientist, sixty-six
trillion years ago, began to argue with the
other scientists because he wanted the people of
Earth to speak a certain language, and since
they wouldn't agree he wanted to destroy
civilization. So this scientist drove a shaft
into the center of the Earth and filled it with
high explosives and set it off. He was trying
to destroy civilization; he was trying to
destroy the black man. But you can't destroy
the black man; the black man can't destroy
himself. The black man has the most powerful
brain in the universe. So there is no
intelligence more powerful than the intelligence
of the black man. And because of this the black
man can't even create thought that would destroy
him. He is indestructible. You can blow up
everything and the black man will still be here.
You just can't get away form him, brother. So
The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said he filled the
Earth, the planet, with high explosives and set
it off, and when it was exploded the piece that
you and I today call the moon was tossed out
here into space and it rotated around the Earth.
It still rotates around the Earth; it came from
the Earth; it was blasted right off the Earth.
And as it was blasted right off the Earth, it
turned over and over and over and all of the
water that was on it stayed with the earth. So
that the piece that was blasted out there has no
water on it today, and because it has no water
on it it has no civilization on it, has no life
on it. You can't have life where there's no
water there's no life; where there's no life
there's no civilization. Can you understand
that? So this dead piece, called the moon by us
today, turning over and over and over, lost all
of its water, all of the water coming with this
piece. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad told us
that this piece, that the earth, that we
remained on, shifted, dropped thirty-six
thousand miles in the pocket that we remained
in. And as it dropped and all of water came
with it, that left a situation in which today
the Earth that we now live on weighs six
sextillion tons. The weight of it is six
sextillion tons. And as it makes its way around
the sun, the strong power of the sun's rays
striking the equator causes the planet to turn
on its own axis at the speed 10371/3 miles per
hour. And he teaches us that the square mileage
of the Earth is 196,940,000 square miles which
means only 57,255,000 square miles of land stuck
up out of 139,685,000 square miles of water.
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is covered
with water. Part of the water that left the
moon is here with the Earth. So you say since
it's the natural law for water to seek its own
level, why doesn't it overrun the land? The
Honorable Elijah Muhammad says that as the Earth
speeds around the sun turning on its axis
10371/3 miles per hour it creates gravity and
the strong attracting power of the sun pulls on
the waters of the Earth, drawing them up into
the Earth's atmosphere in fine mist that the
naked eye can hardly detect. As this water
gathers into the Earth's atmosphere it then
distills and comes back to Earth. When it gets
heavier than the atmosphere in which it is, it
distills and comes back to the Earth in the form
of water, rain, hail, or snow. All of the water
that you see coming out of the sky went up into
the sky. Everything that's coming down on the
Earth got up thee by leaving the Earth. Do you
understand? And he teaches us that it comes
back down in the form of hail or rain or snow or
whatever else you have, depending upon the
temperature of the current atmosphere that it
was in. He says that at night the gravitational
pull of the moon takes over, and, because the
power of the moon is not as great as that of the
sun, once the attracting power of the sun is
absent at night the moon takes over, but since
it can't pull the waters up like the sun does,
it still has that magnetic pull and it causes
the waves that you see out there on the ocean to
churn. It is the moon that does that; the moon
makes the waves go up and down. It never lets
them level out. If they leveled out the water
would overrun the land. It also causes the
shifting of the tide. This is the pull of the
moon upon the waters of the Earth. If it
weren't for the attracting powers of the sun and
the moo upon the Earth, the waters would overrun
the land and drown out civilization. All of
this was done by man himself, not some Mystery
God. A black man set this up. And you and I
have been running around in the trap that the
white man put us in, thinking that the only one
who can do anything is a Mystery God and what
the Mystery God doesn't do the white man does.

Starr
02-21-2006, 03:31 AM
He was a
scientist,

And their greatest creation, the white devil.

All of
this was done by man himself, not some Mystery
God. A black man set this up

So how does "allah" come into play here?:confused:

Olin D. Johnston
02-21-2006, 03:39 AM
I'm sorry, but after reading that theory I started laughing my ass off.

tricknologist
02-21-2006, 03:45 AM
And their greatest creation, the white devil.

And the science of tricknology.

So how does "allah" come into play here?:confused:

Click the link.

Fade the Butcher
02-21-2006, 04:07 AM
So The Honorable Elijah Muhammad tells us that a wise black scientist, sixty-six trillion years ago, began to argue with the other scientists because he wanted the people of Earth to speak a certain language, and since they wouldn't agree he wanted to destroy civilization.

We have a lot to learn from The Honorable Elijah Muhammad.

tricknologist
02-21-2006, 04:28 AM
We have a lot to learn from The Honorable Elijah Muhammad.

I don't understand why no one claims this as one of those great black inventions ? :confused:

This has to rank at least as high as peanut butter.

Meursault
02-21-2006, 04:34 AM
Sounds plausible.

Fade the Butcher
02-21-2006, 04:36 AM
I don't understand why no one claims this as one of those great black inventions ? :confused: This has to rank at least as high as peanut butter.

The moon. That's quite an accomplishment. I take it the white man stole the moon along with civilization from Africa.

Helios Panoptes
02-21-2006, 04:48 AM
Ah, so this is what sane racial activism looks like.

Vindex
02-21-2006, 05:03 AM
Sounds like a lot of niggers with insecurtity issues, and a crack problem.

Starr
02-21-2006, 05:09 AM
and a crack problem.

It sounds more like the thoughts that may come with some particularily powerful hallucinogens.

Vindex
02-21-2006, 05:15 AM
I wonder in a all black nation of islam, nation, with no Whites for many miles, when they are living in a typical black style ie 3rd world dump, after being told there all so smart and invented everything, would they ever stop to wonder, then why is it they can't get past the stone age then? Without the blame Whitey card they might have to take responibility for being dumb, violent niggers on there own.

It sounds more like the thoughts that may come with some particularily powerful hallucinogens.

Donny the Punk
02-21-2006, 05:18 AM
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Die
02-21-2006, 05:26 AM
I wonder in a all black nation of islam, nation, with no Whites for many miles, when they are living in a typical black style ie 3rd world dump, after being told there all so smart and invented everything, would they ever stop to wonder, then why is it they can't get past the stone age then? Without the blame Whitey card they might have to take responibility for being dumb, violent niggers on there own.

The english language escapes you dr dickfart.

Starr
02-21-2006, 05:27 AM
I wonder in a all black nation of islam, nation, with no Whites for many miles, when they are living in a typical black style ie 3rd world dump, after being told there all so smart and invented everything, would they ever stop to wonder, then why is it they can't get past the stone age then? Without the blame Whitey card they might have to take responibility for being dumb, violent niggers on there own.

Even then they will still be saying that whitey stole everything from them and that they were robbed of their dignity that would allow them to succeed, from all of the years of white devil oppression:(

And of course the idea that they never got past the stone age is part of the science of lies, a.k.a tricknology. The blackman invented the moon after all.:rofl:

Vindex
02-21-2006, 05:45 AM
So it was obvious, big deal after all I invented the Moon. Not the nigs.:222:

The english language escapes you dr dickfart.

Die
02-21-2006, 05:53 AM
Starr, it is unlady-like to pull ones penis out and wave it in the air like you just don't care. Please, I am anti-christ. Sleep it off honeybun.:rofl:

Starr
02-21-2006, 05:58 AM
Besides the breakout into the nigger rap song, I am very confused

Have you been partaking of the same substances as the author of this article?:confused:

Die
02-21-2006, 06:05 AM
The author of that article was braindead. Stop ragging on hallucinogens.

The Retard
02-21-2006, 06:18 AM
This should be published in high school textbooks everywhere.

Banat
02-21-2006, 09:54 AM
I'm sorry, but after reading that theory I started laughing my ass off.

I started to chuckle only after reading the title.

ironweed
02-21-2006, 12:21 PM
I wonder if Malcolm X believed in Dual Seedline Christian Identity? :p

Beyond, that, I'm surprised I'm not hearing a chorus of "Right on, Brother Malcolm!," since his view of the Jooz is rather consonant to a lot of what I'm reading around here.


Who is the seed of Abraham? Is it this
blue-eyed, blond-haired, pale-skinned Jew? Or
is it the so-called Negro -you? Who is it? And
what makes it so pitiful, many of our people
would rather believe that the Jews are God's
Chosen People than to believe that they are
God's Chosen People. They would rather believe
that the Jew is better than anybody else. This
is a Negro. Nobody else would put everybody
else above him but the Negro. I mean the
American Negro. Remember, God said that the
people would be strangers. The Jews aren't
strangers. The Jews know their history, the
Jews know their culture, the Jews know their
language; they know everything there is to know
about themselves. They know how to rob you,
they know how to be your landlord, they know how
to be your grocer, they know how to be your
lawyer, they know how to join the NAACP and
become the president -right or wrong? They know
how to control everything you've got. You can't
say they're lost. But the poor so-called Negro,
he doesn't control the NAACP, he can't control
the Urban League, he can't control his own
schools, he can't control his own businesses in
his own community. He can't even control his
own mind. He's lost and lost control of himself
and gone astray.


Hey Kamandi, Malcolm X called black people "Negroes." Would he be banned at MSF too?

Starr
02-21-2006, 04:30 PM
Give it a little time. Maybe Glenn Miller will come along and scold all the Kike-komedians for laughing at brother Malcolm and his wise words.

They know how to rob you,
they know how to be your landlord, they know how
to be your grocer, they know how to be your
lawyer, they know how to join the NAACP and
become the president -right or wrong? They know
how to control everything you've got

And still, this is worthy of a new signature.:D

Sinclair
02-21-2006, 04:51 PM
Nation of Islam theology is... interesting.

I like the combination of "We're superior" ("The white man is weaker blah blah blah") and "We're victims". It's like a one-two punch.

Starr
02-21-2006, 05:47 PM
I like the combination of "We're superior" ("The white man is weaker blah blah blah") and "We're victims". It's like a one-two punch.


In a similar way,This is also one of the reasons the Jew behind every tree, pulling whitey's strings and responsible for all things negative tends to get a bit irritating.

elbwgreez
07-25-2006, 09:48 PM
I don't understand why no one claims this as one of those great black inventions ? :confused:

This has to rank at least as high as peanut butter.

I'm going to make a black inventions video for Black History Month 2007. It's going to go back and forth between peanut butter, the moon and maybe the super soaker.

Starr
07-25-2006, 09:51 PM
I'm going to make a black inventions video for Black History Month 2007. It's going to go back and forth between peanut butter, the moon and maybe the super soaker.


Don't forget about how they also "invented" the white man:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub

According to the Nation of Islam (NOI), Yakub (also spelled Yacub), was an evil scientist responsible for creating the white race — a race of devils, in their view. Yakub created white people by a process of "grafting" from the original black population of the world. It took 600 years for Yakub and his successors to fully whiten his creations. This was achieved under a despotic regime on the island of Patmos. The reasons for Yakub's actions are unclear. According to NOI doctrine, his progeny were destined to rule for 6,000 years before the original black peoples of the world regained dominance, a process that began in 1914.

elbwgreez
07-25-2006, 10:14 PM
Don't forget about how they also "invented" the white man:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub

Thanks. I'll add it to the list. I'm hoping to make it longer than a minute.

Hachiko
07-25-2006, 10:59 PM
I'm going to make a black inventions video for Black History Month 2007. It's going to go back and forth between peanut butter, the moon and maybe the super soaker.
Don't forget other notable inventions:
AIDS
the Assault/Rape/Sodomy trifecta
Latrell Sprewell's sneakers with the spinning rims on the side

Starr
07-25-2006, 11:09 PM
If you are going to list what great things they are responsible for inventing the list would be endless, since they invented the white man, they are also responsible for all of the white man's deeds, which of course, includes all of the evil we devils have brought to the world, as well.:222:

we are nothing more than science experiments. A race of lab rats, if you will, that was created in the mind of an evil genius, .:(

The Retard
07-25-2006, 11:11 PM
The white man just has to deal with the fact that moon was invented by blacks.
I won't stop using the moon as a light source nor will I cease from having an erection after looking at this website: www.blacksonblondes.com
Sometimes you just have to stop being so damn proud.

elbwgreez
07-25-2006, 11:12 PM
Don't forget other notable inventions:
AIDS
the Assault/Rape/Sodomy trifecta
Latrell Sprewell's sneakers with the spinning rims on the side

I consider AIDS a discovery. The cure, infant-rape, was a discovery too, apparently. I'm not sure about Assault/Rape/Sodomy because I think this was invented independently all around the world. They do excell at it, however. I'm almost willing to concede the spinners/sneakers combo, but it's just as possible that Whitey invented this to keep the Black man down.

They did invent the moon, though.

Ahknaton
07-25-2006, 11:58 PM
I wonder if there is some metaphorical/allegorical meaning to this, and what it is?

tricknologist
07-26-2006, 12:22 AM
Don't forget about how they also "invented" the white man:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub

That story is in the same speech that I posted. I only posted the parts pertaining to the thread title. Click the link to the article and do a search for Yacub.

tricknologist
07-26-2006, 12:24 AM
Btw, how many hits does this thread get ? I've posted at least a half dozen links to it at SF. Every time a "black inventions" thread comes up, I post the link.

Ahknaton
07-26-2006, 12:28 AM
One thing that the honourable Blackman is good at inventing is a lot of stories about his inventions :D

Hachiko
07-26-2006, 04:30 AM
They did invent the moon, though.
So does that mean that the moon is made of Government Cheese? :rofl:

koch curve
11-28-2006, 12:17 AM
word on the street is yakub invented white people to keep niggers from using his laboratory to make crack

Brechun
11-28-2006, 02:25 AM
Oh, the black man's melanin really is superior.

That whole thing about africa and an average IQ of 70? They just ran so many loops around us deficient albinos that we're just seeing them in a single frame, AIDS and the mass-baby rapes being an illusion and all.

tricknologist
11-28-2006, 10:37 PM
I want to hear Mansa Musa's thoughts on Malcolm X's 'Moon Theory'.

Felix the Cat
11-29-2006, 11:51 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_impact_hypothesis

According to the hypothesis, 4.533 billion years (4.533 Ga) ago, 34 million years after Earth formed, a Mars-sized planetesimal hit the Earth at an oblique angle, destroying the impactor and ejecting most of the impactor and a significant portion of the Earth's silicate mantle into space. Current estimates based on computer simulations of such an event suggest that some 2% of the original mass of the impactor ended up as an orbiting ring of debris, and about half coalesced into the Moon between 1 and 100 years after the impact. Whatever original rotation and inclination the proto-Earth had before the impact, after the impact it would have had a day about five hours long and its equator would have been close to the plane of the Moon's orbit.

harjit
11-30-2006, 01:48 AM
Discuss this theory. I would especially like to hear from Sulla, Oberon and Potyondi

Starting with your user name, and year after year, you just can't get over this story can you. :rolleyes:

Brechun
11-30-2006, 01:51 AM
I think we all want more of the amazing thoughts of the Honorable Elijah Muhammed.

Vasily Zaitsev
11-30-2006, 04:29 PM
Fard is God

Hachiko
11-30-2006, 04:44 PM
I think we all want more of the amazing thoughts of the Honorable Elijah Muhammed.
I would truly enjoy reading his thesis on Fried Chicken.

tricknologist
11-30-2006, 10:14 PM
Starting with your user name, and year after year, you just can't get over this story can you. :rolleyes:

So you agree with the moon theory ? What about my username ? It comes from the same speech that the moon theory comes from.