Celebrities Undressed! (i.e., poorly dressed)

[SteamshipTime]

I swear il fagno must write these.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/Undressed

[il ragno]

Never, bro. Way too ghey - "ridiculously wrinkled hemline"? I've never thought those words.

There's a difference between being a sarcastic fuck and being a sarcastic fuck who gives women advice on how to wear their clothes. Usually it's the circumference of the asshole.

Bitch.

[ironweed]

I could see "skankilicious" finding its way into my daily vocabulary.

[SteamshipTime]

Come on, 'fess up bro. This is great stuff.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/undressed?GT1=7756&photoidx=3

"...The sartorially challenged starlet stumbles at the Tourette Syndrome Awards (feel free to insert your own joke here) in a garishly be-bowed brown and black behemoth of a dress, which she sets off with a be-banged beehive hair helmet that hasn't been seen since Flo told Mel to kiss her grits."

[sugartits]

How come Paris Hilton always has one eye closed?

[il ragno]

Carmelized semen.

[sugartits]

Thought so.

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/7660/satan1si.gif

[The Retard]

Come on, 'fess up bro. This is great stuff.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/undressed?GT1=7756&photoidx=3

"...The sartorially challenged starlet stumbles at the Tourette Syndrome Awards (feel free to insert your own joke here) in a garishly be-bowed brown and black behemoth of a dress, which she sets off with a be-banged beehive hair helmet that hasn't been seen since Flo told Mel to kiss her grits."

And it's a really pretty dress, too, that jerk! :mad: