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kevinwalsh
02-08-2009, 09:10 PM
I took my sunday morning excursion through the Reach 11 Recreation Area. After a couple hours I approached the sports complex by the Cave Creek Road. The desert tracks had been deserted except for me, but I found the soccer pitches being used by many children.

The youngsters didn't seem to mind the moderate rain shower that was coming down, but it soon occurred to me that they were being subjected to something more annoying than even the heaviest downpour. Adults were shouting instructions to them from the sidelines very frequently, nearly continuously. This phenomenon transcended nationalities. European-Americans were shouting in English, and Mexicans and Mexican-Americans were shouting in Spanish. I felt like telling them all to keep silent and let the children have fun and concentrate on what they're doing or if they must make noise do so only to cheer for them.

My brother and I were in a youth soccer league in 1979. We actually had fun. We weren't subjected to this sort of micromanagement. I wonder when this sort of behaviour came in vogue and why. There's nothing wrong with adults encouraging athletic excellence among children, but there's a time and place for everything. If they take notes during the match and make their constructive criticisms afterward, the children won't be so distracted while playing (and perhaps as a result they'll actually do better).

Niccolo and Donkey
02-08-2009, 09:14 PM
What you suggest was practiced by the cake teams up here in Ontario, which of course is why they would get slaughtered by the European teams.

Your suggestion led to hilarious shit like females being put on male teams in quota systems.

kevinwalsh
02-08-2009, 11:56 PM
What you suggest was practiced by the cake teams up here in Ontario, which of course is why they would get slaughtered by the European teams.

Your suggestion led to hilarious shit like females being put on male teams in quota systems.

That's amazing. I'd never heard of youth soccer involving international competition. In any case, I'm not for sexual integration of teams. I don't see how anything I wrote implies that in any way.

Allegheny
02-09-2009, 12:07 AM
What you suggest was practiced by the cake teams up here in Ontario, which of course is why they would get slaughtered by the European teams.


I suspect another factor was at work: the most athletic 'cakes' focused on hockey and Canadian football, not soccer.

The 'cakes' (English and Ulster Scot ancestry) here in the American South encourage their sons to play football, basketball, and baseball. Soccer is looked on as an afterthought for the less athletic, or a way to lose weight for the football season.

Jaybird
02-09-2009, 12:09 AM
What you suggest was practiced by the cake teams up here in Ontario, which of course is why they would get slaughtered by the European teams.

Your suggestion led to hilarious shit like females being put on male teams in quota systems.
"Soccer is for faggots and foreigners." -Jaybird

Right on both counts.

Felix the Cat
02-09-2009, 08:51 PM
This is a common phenomenon, and it sometimes results in parents getting into fights with each other as a result of alleged fouls/mistakes by their children:rofl:

Of course kids who are put under that kind of pressure will tend to grow up hating football, if not sport generally