Limerick contest

[Jimbo Gomez]

The old one inspired me, so here is a thread about it. I'll add a new first line every now and then. Submissions need to respect the 99559 metrum in order to be considered as potential winners.

the first line:

There once was a giant chihuahua




Have fun ladies and gentlemen.

[il ragno]

Take your pick.

There once was a giant chihuahua
Whose yipping made Rottweilers cower
Shephards and Schnauzers
He’d boot in the trousers
Sharpeis, he’d merely devour

There once was a giant chihuahua
Who swam a great body of agua
Welcomed in on condition
That he take your position
For ten cents on the dollar, per hour

There once was a giant chihuahua
Whose size allowed him to seize power
Soon mutts who chased cars
All wore yellow stars
And poodles were gassed in the shower

[Die]

There once was a giant chihuahua,
reserved for a Gabor named Za Za.
Collected in haste, she slipped in its waste,
and the perfume's called eau de bru ha ha.

There once was a giant chihuahua,
whose face was the basis for jar jar.
The cgi guys, being clever and wise,
used the rest up with french fries and tartare.

[sugartits]

There once was a giant chihuahua
Who was dining in Nicaragua
In went Mestizo
Out came chorizo
A pile the size of Managua

[sugartits]

One more:

There once was a giant chihuahua
Whose power was greater than Allah
The Muslims did fear
A Dog-god seemed Queer
When mounting the leg of Osama

[Scales]

There once was a giant chihuahua,
A beast of gargantuan power.
When she'd bark in the street
Entire towns would retreat.
But her turds could make continents cower.

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[Ahknaton]

There once was a giant chihuahua
Tuned in to the land of the la-la
As a being of light
He ascended in flight
By barking a bow-wow Merkaba

There once was a giant chihuahua
A Snoop Doggy Dogg Rappin' Rajah
He got in a spat
With the Cat in the Hat
Over whose gangsta rep was the larger

There once was a giant chihuahua
Favourite pet of the Sheik Ali Baba
(Though in public not seen
- Muslims think dogs unclean -
He'd bring shame on his upstanding master)

[il ragno]

There once was a giant chihuahua,
But, grilled, after rolling in flour,
Was now 'moo shoo beef'
To the jig with gold teef
Who consumed it and then barked "Umgowa!"

[Die]

:rofl:

Ok, you win

[Scales]

There once was a giant chihuahah
Who ruled dogs from an ivory tower
"Immigration's too high!'
They'd say with a sigh
'Till a giant Korean devoured her.

[Jimbo Gomez]

All very funny, but remember the rhyme composition (aabba) if you wanna win. I decide the winners. The winner gets to pick the first line (9 syllables when spoken) for the next assignment.

[Hugh Jorgen]

There once was a giant chihuahua
Who showed a fancy for Miss Minnehaha
He give her his bone
Minne let out a moan
Soon came to this world a Minnehauhau