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Niccolo and Donkey
07-10-2010, 08:26 PM
Orange Devolution (http://www.slate.com/id/2259911/)

Slate.com

Brian Phillips

July 8, 2010


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Like all soccer writers, I have a debilitating nostalgic streak, and like all soccer writers, I love Holland. The Dutch, who face Spain in Sunday's World Cup final, are soccer's most gorgeous losers, a team defined by a single generation of players who brilliantly failed to reach their potential. The Dutch teams of the 1970s—led by the mercurial Johan Cruyff, who's widely considered the greatest European player of all time—launched a tactical revolution, played one of the most thrilling styles of their era, and lost two consecutive World Cup finals in memorable and devastating ways. In the process, they became the icons of soccer romantics who would rather see teams play beautifully and lose than win and be boring. That's a harsh legacy for any team that just wants to take home trophies, and this year's Dutch squad is trying hard to transcend it. The dreams of millions of fans are riding on their success. Personally, I hope they fail.

The legend of Dutch soccer begins, and inevitably ends, with Totaalvoetbal: "total football." The Dutch haven't really played total football in years; their current World Cup team is constructed more in opposition to the system than in line with it. But embraced or resisted, it's the idée fixe that looms over everything they do. Devised largely by Rinus Michels, the Dutch national-team coach who also managed the Amsterdam club Ajax in the late 1960s, total football was a ferocious and freewheeling set of tactics designed to take advantage of Cruyff's unconventional style of play. Because Cruyff liked to wander well outside the bounds of his center forward position, his teams needed to be able to reorganize themselves swiftly. Total football therefore emphasized fluid position-switching, with players moving into open spaces and the whole formation adjusting on the fly. Combined with a high back line to limit opponents' space, and aggressive offside traps to keep them from getting the ball, total football produced a relentlessly attacking style of play. It was exhilarating to watch, and it almost, but not quite, conquered the world.

Dutch soccer wouldn't be Dutch soccer without the excruciating losses. The 1974 team, managed by Michels and starring Cruyff, tore through their first six World Cup matches—their opponents included Brazil and Argentina—by a combined score of 14-1. In the final against West Germany, they scored their first goal before the Germans had even touched the ball. But the Dutch stars were also transcendently overconfident, and when West Germany tied the game through a penalty in the 25th minute, Holland went to pieces. They eventually succumbed to a 2-1 defeat that was especially stinging to Dutch fans who remembered the German occupation during World War II. The cultural impact of this match in the Netherlands is sometimes compared to that of the Kennedy assassination.

In the politically charged 1978 World Cup, held in Argentina just two years after the military coup, the Dutch weren't quite so dominant. Cruyff refused to attend in what many at the time took as an act of political protest. (He has since, who knows how credibly, denied that he meant it as one.) But the Oranje still reached the final against the host country. In a tough, tense game in front of 70,000 hostile fans in Buenos Aires, Holland gave up two late goals and lost 3-1 in extra time.

Thus was born the image of the Dutch as erratic soccer artists, so committed to the beauty of total football that they always undid themselves when it mattered. It wasn't exactly true; David Winner, whose book Brilliant Orange: The Neurotic Genius of Dutch Soccer is the definitive guide to the subject, points out that total football was designed to win matches, not mimic the harmony of the spheres. But the perceived superiority of total football—the notion that a soccer ideal had been discovered and unleashed—allowed the Dutch to retain some measure of pride after their humiliating loss to West Germany. And the temperamental obsession with style perfectly suited a certain creative, individualistic strain in Dutch culture. (Winner persuasively compares Dutch soccer to Dutch politics and architecture.) Cruyff, in particular, became a kind of guru of aesthetic purity, insisting long after it became untenable that Holland should always play with three strikers, and issuing grandiose statements like "there is no better medal than being acclaimed for your style."

As a philosophy of sports, this is obviously somewhat limited. Games are played to be won, not to serve as quixotic displays of good taste. Over the years, as soccer tactics evolved—and also, I imagine, as panic rose over the team's tendency to win acclaim but not medals—Holland gradually phased out total football in favor of a more pragmatic, and rougher, style of play. The country's only major tournament win came at the 1988 European Championship, where Michels supplemented the dazzling attacking play of Marco van Basten and Ruud Gullit with a brusquely physical back line. By 2008, with van Basten as coach, they'd abandoned their swashbuckling 4-3-3 formation for a counterattacking 4-2-3-1. This year's team, for all Wesley Sneijder's individual panache, has been even more stolid, relying excessively on Arjen Robben's ability to cut inside from the right. The Dutch have depended on Dirk Kuyt's lumbering work-rate, Mark van Bommel's spectacularly dirty midfield play, and a lot of sheer luck to survive, while their manager, Bert van Marwijk, has taken every opportunity to distance his squad from the legacy of total football. We're here to win, he says, nothing else.

Well, they've won, if nothing else. But the idea that soccer should be beautiful is ingrained in the culture of the game, in Holland and everywhere else. When Dunga took over as the manager of Brazil, his mechanical and positively un-samba-like tactics met with loud resistance from fans who took pride in Brazil's joga bonito philosophy. Dunga was tolerated while his system was winning matches, but after Brazil lost to Holland in the World Cup quarterfinals, he was unceremoniously dumped. In the Netherlands, Van Marwijk's unlovely tactics have provoked a similar anxiety, even as the country celebrates its first World Cup final in 32 years. After halftime of Holland's 3-2 semifinal win over Uruguay, van Marwijk switched to a more attacking formation, sending on offensive-minded midfielder Rafael van der Vaart to replace defender Demy de Zeeuw. The team looked relatively sharp, and Gullit, who is now working as a commentator for ESPN, joked that every Dutch fan will hope the change becomes permanent in the final.

As unwise as it would be for van Marwijk to reboot his tactics at this stage, the Dutch fans who want the team to play with more flair aren't completely crazy. Compared with other major sports, soccer can easily become chaotic and incoherent. This is one reason unconverted fans find it boring: Watch a random passage of play, and you're likely to see players booting the ball out of bounds or frantically kicking it nowhere in particular, so that what ensues looks as much like an accident as a series of intentional actions. Teams that play it safe tend to go along with this entropic tendency, disrupting their opponents' play, creating long periods of stalemate, then haphazardly smashing the ball toward their own strikers in the hope of a lucky bounce. The teams that become beloved, on the other hand—Leo Messi's FC Barcelona, Pelé's Brazil, and Cruyff's Holland—are the ones that bring order or clarity to the game, so that the randomness and dullness fade out and the play assumes the shape of perceptible intention.

Great teams in other sports beat their opponents. Great teams in soccer beat both their opponents and the game. That sounds like a critique of soccer unless you've seen for yourself what a marvelous thing this can be.

Playing stylishly might not be more important than winning. But teams that play stylishly make the game worth watching, and thus assume an importance that can't be reflected by wins and losses. During the era of Cruyff and total football, the Dutch played as stylishly as anyone in the world. Over the last few seasons, that mantle belongs not to Holland but to Spain. Spain's tiki-taka soccer—inexorable passing, patient build-up play, constant pressing on defense—isn't much like total football, though it can also be traced back to Cruyff, who spent eight years as the manager of Barcelona. Nevertheless, Spain's style is a similarly coherent, and similarly beautiful, approach to the game. And that's why I hope Spain will win the World Cup on Sunday. It's not because I don't like Holland; it's because I like the history of Holland so much.

Niccolo and Donkey
07-10-2010, 08:30 PM
I'm posting this since it is a great piece of soccer journalism and the fact that it comes from an American publication makes it all that much more enjoyable.

I'm slightly leaning towards Spain tomorrow, but I am more than happy that these two squads are in the finals. I can't dislike the Dutch team since they've given me so many great memories over the years in international competition.

Here is my all-time favourite one. I was a young teenager and watched this live at the local Croatian club.

Marco van Basten in the 1988 European Cup Final against the USSR, where he volleyed a shot mid-air against one of the best goalkeepers in the World at that time:

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Bronze Age Pervert
07-10-2010, 08:55 PM
Holland should win, it's their country and will be good for the Afrikaaners.

Felix the Cat
07-10-2010, 08:58 PM
Except that I don't think the Afrikaners follow soccer. They prefer rugby. Soccer is a "black" sport down there.

Bronze Age Pervert
07-10-2010, 09:03 PM
Except that I don't think the Afrikaners follow soccer. They prefer rugby. Soccer is a "black" sport down there.

They're surely watching this game.

Dan Dare
07-10-2010, 11:39 PM
I'm posting this since it is a great piece of soccer journalism and the fact that it comes from an American publication makes it all that much more enjoyable.

Really?

Americans, including 'soccer writers' know fuck all about football. They think it only happens once every four years when the world cup comes around (as this article clearly shows) and only became exciting and popular when a few in the US started to take an interest. If the US were not effectively given a free pass (along with Mexico) into every world cup final stage and had to qualify through tough competitive groups like the European teams they'd never appear and nobody in America would write a single word about 'sacker'.

They can only think in terms of cliché and imagine the game revolves around a few 'name' stars that they have heard of. They've never even heard of the hundreds of clubs that most fans support and are totally gobsmacked to learn that there are four professional divisions in England with 92 clubs rather than a couple of poxy 'conferences' with a dozen or so teams. And that teams can get relegated!

They are totally, sublimely ignorant about the game, its history and its social and cultural context. You need your head examined for bothering with such drivel.

Niccolo and Donkey
07-10-2010, 11:41 PM
Really?

Americans, including 'soccer writers' know fuck all about football. They think it only happens once every four years when the world cup comes around (as this article clearly shows) and only became exciting and popular when a few in the US started to take an interest. If the US were not effectively given a free pass (along with Mexico) into every world cup final stage and had to qualify through tough competitive groups like the European teams they'd never appear and nobody in America would write a single word about 'sacker'.

They can only think in terms of cliché and imagine the game revolves around a few 'name' stars that they have heard of. They've never even heard of the hundreds of clubs that most fans support and are totally gobsmacked to learn that there are four professional divisions in England with 92 clubs rather than a couple of poxy 'conferences' with a dozen or so teams. And that teams can get relegated!

They are totally, sublimely ignorant about the game, its history and its social and cultural context. You need your head examined for bothering with such drivel.

Dan, you're being far, far too harsh. I'll concede that you're right about the general nature of American reporting of soccer but this article is quite good since it does touch upon Total Voetbal and beauty vs. results.

Your criticism is centred around the whole of American sports media when it comes to soccer. I'll agree with you there. This article IMO is an exception.

Monty
07-11-2010, 12:03 AM
They think it only happens once every four years when the world cup comes around (as this article clearly shows) and only became exciting and popular when a few in the US started to take an interest..

SWPL parents push their kids, including the girls, into soccer because they think it is sophisticated and not bourgeois like basketball and American football.

PseudoCop
07-11-2010, 12:10 AM
SWPL parents push their kids, including the girls, into soccer because they think it is sophisticated and not bourgeois like basketball and American football.

Soccer doesn't require much equipment either, that's another selling point. When I talked to my sister about sports for my nephews she asked me if I knew how much hockey uniforms and equipment cost? They'd pay of course- if the boys were rabid about it but they're not.

Football causes too many injuries and many kids just don't care for baseball. Other sports like Rugby or Lacrosse are niche sports. Sadly soccer in the US is not just for "foreigners or faggots" anymore.

Dan Dare
07-11-2010, 12:17 AM
Well his comments about Dutch football demonstrate a shallow understanding of how it all developed. As a matter of fact, the more successful club in the early to mid 1970s was not Ajax but Feijenoord, who were the first Dutch team to win the European Cup, the EUFA Cup and the Intercontinental Cup. Their success has been somewhat overshadowed by Ajax's three European Cups, as has the fact that the crucial players in the 1974 WC were the Feijenoord midfield pair van Hanegem and Jansen, and not the more flashy Cruyff and Co.

I would seriously doubt that Phillips has ever heard of Feijenoord let alone van Hanegem and the great rivalry between he and Cruyff for the role of playmaker in the Dutch team.

Monty
07-11-2010, 12:21 AM
Sadly soccer in the US is not just for "foreigners or faggots" anymore.

Soccer is now attached to Latino identity in the USA. And ordinary whites are generally bored stiff by anything Hispanic other than food and women.

BTW,in the 1970s the only soccer on TV was edited replays of German games. Times have changed.

harjit
07-11-2010, 03:00 AM
Soccer is now attached to Latino identity in the USA. And ordinary whites are generally bored stiff by anything Hispanic other than food and women.
Off topic, but I always thought they are bored by blacks too, in spite of all the boosting and pro-black propaganda. Blacks can be humourous and entertaining, but not intriguing or mysterious. There can't really be a black Greta Garbo. Or even a black Mick Jagger for that matter. Andy Warhol once said that blacks are boring.

One reason (of many) that I was happy over Obama becoming president was that it may be one of the first times in American history that the media will take a voyeuristic interest in at least one group of black people (i.e. the Obamas). For example "What dress is Michelle going to wear to that opening ceremony?" or "Who are their daughters' friends with?" etc.

THAT is real power and truly means you've arrived.

Rabs String Vest
07-11-2010, 08:35 AM
Spain are playing the best football, sharp, quick passing, all played on the grass, not just hoofed up the park, but they are not scoring the goals their play perhaps merits due to teams being very organised in defence making it difficult to play through them. This Dutch team is the most tight knit I have seen for many years, no fall outs amongst the players which has been a major problem for them in past tournaments. They are all working hard for each other and I have a feeling they can finally land the World cup, even though I tipped Spain at the beginning.

Ambrosio Spinola
07-11-2010, 08:38 AM
Nothing really matters as Paul the Octopuss has already spoken on who will win this one. :p

Rabs String Vest
07-11-2010, 08:46 AM
Nothing really matters as Paul the Octopuss has already spoken on who will win this one. :p
Oh really? Which team did it pick?

Rakhmetov
07-12-2010, 09:30 PM
The Dutch defenders sans Van Bommel are a bunch of filthy thugs, but Robben and Sneijder deserve a lot of credit for carrying the team as far as it went.

Constantine
07-12-2010, 09:45 PM
Soccer is now attached to Latino identity in the USA. And ordinary whites are generally bored stiff by anything Hispanic other than food and women.

BTW,in the 1970s the only soccer on TV was edited replays of German games. Times have changed.

Those are pretty big things. Music, literature and Cinema are hindered by the language barrier.

Rakhmetov
07-12-2010, 10:32 PM
Soccer is now attached to Latino identity in the USA. And ordinary whites are generally bored stiff by anything Hispanic other than food and women.
Football in the USA is predominantly a white suburban activity, especially since the football craze generated by Pele in the late 1970s.

Jake Featherston
07-13-2010, 07:03 AM
Football causes too many injuries and many kids just don't care for baseball.

Letting your kids play football is almost akin to child abuse. Lots of men my age have bad knees from playing football at age 12, in 1982, for crying out loud. There's no excuse for that.

Crowley
07-13-2010, 01:11 PM
Off topic, but I always thought they are bored by blacks too, in spite of all the boosting and pro-black propaganda. Blacks can be humourous and entertaining, but not intriguing or mysterious. There can't really be a black Greta Garbo. Or even a black Mick Jagger for that matter. Andy Warhol once said that blacks are boring.

One reason (of many) that I was happy over Obama becoming president was that it may be one of the first times in American history that the media will take a voyeuristic interest in at least one group of black people (i.e. the Obamas). For example "What dress is Michelle going to wear to that opening ceremony?" or "Who are their daughters' friends with?" etc.

THAT is real power and truly means you've arrived.

The media tried making a Jackie O out of the troglodytic Michelle, but it didn't fly. Warhol was right.

Felix the Cat
07-13-2010, 03:27 PM
Letting your kids play football is almost akin to child abuse. Lots of men my age have bad knees from playing football at age 12, in 1982, for crying out loud. There's no excuse for that.
Huh? 12 year old kids have rubber bones. It's impossible to get seriously injured at that age.

Greenberg
08-22-2010, 12:25 AM
Apparently my post was deleted by a mod who hates the Dutch. I repeat: fuck this article and fuck everyone that agrees with it. GO ORANGE!