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[Anarch]

More specifically, me. Because more than likely, no on else will answer your questions. I know it's also 1AM local time, and I'm far from sober (my 20th is in 24 hours, w00t) but I just came back from a mate's party and stuff. It's taking immensely (sp?) long to fix the spelling mistakes and stuff. So, yeah. Ask a question, and the answer will be granted with as much truth as is possible (within... uh, stufff, I guess). I feel special. I have less than twenty four hours til I cease being a teenager. IMO: "That's fucked".

[Janus]

What did you do for "Cinco de Mayo"?

[Anarch]

Elaborate. Given you were (formerly) a Skadite, you may be referring to Mynydd, who IMHO is a pile of shit, almost literally (shit can be excused for being what it is, Mynydd is far beyond that (we're also expecting that I may very well have spelled his/her/its name wrong)). I don't know.

[Jimbo Gomez]

Get some sleep Ken, you're drunk. :D

[Ahmadinebobina]

happy birthday dear jackie boy!! :)

[Anarch]

Get some sleep Ken, you're drunk. :D
No mother. I refuse. I defy thy authority. w00t. It's safe.

[Anarch]

happy birthday dear jackie boy!! :)
Not quite yet, Sunday the 7th is the day :D Thanks anyway :D

I won tonight. I drank a quarter of a litre of vodka in 3 seconds and I WON. LONG LIVE IRISH BLOOD. I have outdrunk Russians before :D

[Ahmadinebobina]

poor admim :D

[Ahmadinebobina]

Not quite yet, Sunday the 7th is the day :D Thanks anyway :D

I won tonight. I drank a quarter of a litre of vodka in 3 seconds and I WON. LONG LIVE IRISH BLOOD. I have outdrunk Russians before :D

Tsk. of course. russians are nothing compared to us :222:

[Jonathan]

Get some sleep Ken, you're drunk. :D
Worst advice ever.:rofl:

When you get up, you'll feel like killing yourself.

I recomend staying awake for as long as it takes to sober up. Try doing push ups in a sauna. :p

[Sinclair]

Not quite yet, Sunday the 7th is the day :D Thanks anyway :D

I won tonight. I drank a quarter of a litre of vodka in 3 seconds and I WON. LONG LIVE IRISH BLOOD. I have outdrunk Russians before :D

Hey, awesome, that's my b-day too.

[Anarch]

Tsk. of course. russians are nothing compared to us :222:

They are. I've proven it. If you can drink... say... 40mL of vodka straight in 3 seconds and stand, in front of a bunch of pure bloodd Moskva born Russians, for over a minute without puking, then yeah. Irish win.

@ Shane: A) I don't have a spa, B) the Greek girl I'm after is not here tonight (technically she is, if only because it's 2:11am, but she'll be at my place roughly 10pm.

So... that sucks.

[Anarch]

@ Sinclair: You have to prove you're Irish (I can), or that you're Canuckian, which makes you French by default, hence gay.

@ Shane: If you drink a glass of milk before you start drinking, it lines your stomach with calcium, which is good. Also, orange juice is good, because Vitamin C in particular helps you erode the effects of alcohol faster. I'll have more tips tomorrow when I'm actually capable of reading. Right now I'm remembering what I read earlier. Which IMHO is just as cool.

@ Suzanne: Go home, drink lots of water, drink orange juice, and eat something starchy (especially chips - because everyone has chips). Not that it matters from half way across the world) but if I was trying to crack on to you, I'd look after you and so on (OMFG KEN IS DEFINETLY DRUNK) so follow the advice: it works. Drink water and orange juice when you wake up. It severely reduces the effects of hangovers. I usually work 11 hour shifts on Sundays, and I drink heavily on Saturday nights. Carbonated drinks, e.g. coca cola etc. accelerate the effects alcohol have on you. Avoid them in the future (tonight is different, because we're all pissed).

[jcs]

I'm still trashed from last night (I out-drank all of my drunken alcoholic college-boy friends, haha), and fairly hung over, and trying to act sober in front of my mom.

*e-high-five*

This has little to do with your thread, the topic of which I cannot make sense of.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jonathan]

@ Sinclair: You have to prove you're Irish (I can), or that you're Canuckian, which makes you French by default, hence gay.

@ Shane: If you drink a glass of milk before you start drinking, it lines your stomach with calcium, which is good. Also, orange juice is good, because Vitamin C in particular helps you erode the effects of alcohol faster. I'll have more tips tomorrow when I'm actually capable of reading. Right now I'm remembering what I read earlier. Which IMHO is just as cool.

@ Suzanne: Go home, drink lots of water, drink orange juice, and eat something starchy (especially chips - because everyone has chips). Not that it matters from half way across the world) but if I was trying to crack on to you, I'd look after you and so on (OMFG KEN IS DEFINETLY DRUNK) so follow the advice: it works. Drink water and orange juice when you wake up. It severely reduces the effects of hangovers. I usually work 11 hour shifts on Sundays, and I drink heavily on Saturday nights. Carbonated drinks, e.g. coca cola etc. accelerate the effects alcohol have on you. Avoid them in the future (tonight is different, because we're all pissed).
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Deus Ex Machina again.
:rofl:

[Kodos]

Why did you convert to the 2nd worst religion after Islam espec as an Anglo...

[Jonathan]

Why did you convert to the 2nd worst religion after Islam espec as an Anglo...
His pedigree?

[Geist]

do you think emperor palpatine's use of ... makes him mysterious or retarded? is his abuse of elipsis a sign of some inner yearning for the one true faith?

[Jonathan]

do you think emperor palpatine's use of ... makes him mysterious or retarded? is his abuse of elipsis a sign of some inner yearning for the one true faith?
I though may be he did it on this occasion to avoid typing Anglo-Irish which would explain Deus Ex Machina's Catholicism. Just maybe.

[Kodos]

do you think emperor palpatine's use of ... makes him mysterious or retarded?

Why'd you pick that avatar. That guy wasn't cool at all... hes just the nastiest most manipulative sociopath ever on tv without humor or redeeming qualities( ive seen Oz).

[Geist]

Why'd you pick that avatar. That guy wasn't cool at all... hes just the nastiest most manipulative sociopath ever on tv without humor or redeeming qualities( ive seen Oz).

true, plus he was black irish which means all his evilness can be attributed to the negro blood :p

but yeah, a very conniving and ruthless character, the avatar was picked over an msn thing so real intent involved.

[Anarch]

Why did you convert to the 2nd worst religion after Islam espec as an Anglo...

Ok. A) Catholicism is theologically correct. I decided at least two years ago I was going to convert (my friends from high school will testify - that said, none of them are members of the Phora). Actually I'm guessing Perun will testify to this point. The reason I did not convert earlier was because I admitted to myself I was not ready to live a Christian life. B) I'm Anglo-Irish. My forefathers are Catholics. Almost all of them.

[Hakluyt]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4753/07010120019le.gif

[Anarch]

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We also form the British Race which exports civilization at gunpoint.

[Kodos]

Catholicism is theologically correct

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.

[sugartits]

true, plus he was black irish which means all his evilness can be attributed to the negro blood :p

but yeah, a very conniving and ruthless character

Nice lookin' too.


KEENNNNNNNNNNNNN Enjoy your initiation into the twenty-somethings. Now is the time to have lots of no-strings attached sex before you become too Catholic.

[Anarch]

I think that'll fail miserably. Tomorrow morning I'll probably wake up next to a Greek girl, if all goes well. Which means, if a sustained relationship happens, that I'll go Greek Orthodox and marry her by the time I'm done with university. At least there's sex, I guess.

[sugartits]

I think that'll fail miserably. Tomorrow morning I'll probably wake up next to a Greek girl, if all goes well. Which means, if a sustained relationship happens, that I'll go Greek Orthodox and marry her by the time I'm done with university. At least there's sex, I guess.

Is she even Greek Orthodox? I really can't wrap my mind around how you would go Catholic instead of Russian Orthodox after all the times you've read The Brothers Karamazov...providing you seem more inclined to spirituality and religion than to sensualism :p

[Anarch]

Is she even Greek Orthodox? I really can't wrap my mind around how you would go Catholic instead of Russian Orthodox after all the times you've read The Brothers Karamazov...providing you seem more inclined to spirituality and religion than to sensualism :p

She is most definetly Greek Orthodox. I'd go Catholic largely because A) St. Peter's authority has been transferred through history via the Popes, B) I'm Anglo-Irish. But yes, I am more Alyosha than Dmitry. I should read the Brothers Karamazov again, I think. That would make it the second time this year, so far.

[sugartits]

I should read the Brothers Karamazov again, I think. That would make it the second time this year, so far.

Do it. I need to myself. When you do, take note of all Alyosha's recollections of, and allusions to, his mother for me, would ya? Unless there are any that you know by memory (aside from in the beginning of the book) It's just something I've taken an interest in.

[Excorcism]

Tsk. of course. russians are nothing compared to us :222:

Dear god, the Irish can drink any man, woman, or beast under the table. I once saw a leprechaun take on big foot and won.......but it was at a bar during Halloween.

[Sinclair]

@ Sinclair: You have to prove you're Irish (I can), or that you're Canuckian, which makes you French by default, hence gay.


If you compare me to the French Canadians again, I will stab you while you sleep. :mad:

[sugartits]

What's so bad about being compared to French Canadians?

[Sinclair]

What's so bad about being compared to French Canadians?

They are a curse on this country. I don't mind them individually, but dammit, there is nothing more annoying that wants to leave while expecting Canada to pay the bills...

[Ahmadinebobina]

@ Suzanne: Go home, drink lots of water, drink orange juice, and eat something starchy (especially chips - because everyone has chips). Not that it matters from half way across the world) but if I was trying to crack on to you, I'd look after you and so on (OMFG KEN IS DEFINETLY DRUNK) so follow the advice: it works. Drink water and orange juice when you wake up. It severely reduces the effects of hangovers. I usually work 11 hour shifts on Sundays, and I drink heavily on Saturday nights. Carbonated drinks, e.g. coca cola etc. accelerate the effects alcohol have on you. Avoid them in the future (tonight is different, because we're all pissed).

LOL what?
I haven't been drinking! :D

[Ahmadinebobina]

Dear god, the Irish can drink any man, woman, or beast under the table. I once saw a leprechaun take on big foot and won.......but it was at a bar during Halloween.

damn right.

[Anarch]

Do it. I need to myself. When you do, take note of all Alyosha's recollections of, and allusions to, his mother for me, would ya? Unless there are any that you know by memory (aside from in the beginning of the book) It's just something I've taken an interest in.

Gonna do a Freudian deconstruction of his psychology, eh? I'll do it when I read it next (which should mean: starting Monday).

LOL what?
I haven't been drinking! :D

:rofl: AND WHY NOT!?!?! :D

To the people: I just woke up, five hours after I went to sleep. I am sober enough to touch type quite quickly and walk in a straight line for 30 feet.

[Anarch]

If you compare me to the French Canadians again, I will stab you while you sleep. :mad:

No you won't. French form of vendetta is walking up to someone 25 years later and slapping them with a white glove.

[Anarch]

What did you do for "Cinco de Mayo"?

Holy crap. That went totally over my head last night. But I do think we had a member by that name at one point, so my post in reply earlier was still relevant.

Ok: I don't celebrate that heathen garbage. I celebrate: ANZAC Day, my birthday, Christmas, Easter, and every weekend by the following method: alcohol.

[Ahmadinebobina]

oi ''irish'' boy, edit that ''queen's bday'' comment out before i hit you :P :D

[Niko Bellic]

Get some sleep Ken, you're drunk. :D

Don't be too hard on drunks, I was hammered out of my skull on cheap rum and wine when I wrote this post (http://thephora.net/forum/showpost.php?p=81505&postcount=17).

[Janus]

Tomorrow morning I'll probably wake up next to a Greek girl, if all goes well. Did you forget about your nation?

[Anarch]

Done.

@ Janus: Yeah but no but yeah but no but shu'up ya dunno what yer talking about! (But Bobina and Geist should know). I didn't wake up next to her. Actually, I didn't wake up next to anyone, really.

[Janus]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but shu'up ya dunno what yer talking about! (But Bobina and Geist should know). I didn't wake up next to her. Actually, I didn't wake up next to anyone, really. You can spare me the "cognitive dissonance". You need to find yourself a nice "Anglo-Celtic" woman. ;)

[Anarch]

You can spare me the "cognitive dissonance". You need to find yourself a nice "Anglo-Celtic" woman. ;)
Sartre said man is condemned to be free. Actually, he was wrong. I'm condemned to be free.

[Jonathan]

Sartre said man is condemned to be free.
Sig worthy...but not my sig.

[Ahmadinebobina]

Done.

@ Janus: Yeah but no but yeah but no but shu'up ya dunno what yer talking about! (But Bobina and Geist should know). .

We do?:confused:

[Jonathan]

We do?:confused:
Vicky Pollard? little Britain?

[Ahmadinebobina]

hehe yeah i know but i can't see how that really involves geist and me :D

[Anarch]

hehe yeah i know but i can't see how that really involves geist and me :D
Well, you're in the Isles, so I expect you'd know Little Britain. I'm not sure Janus would know it, though.

[Janus]

Well, you're in the Isles, so I expect you'd know Little Britain. I'm not sure Janus would know it, though. Are you saying British women are ugly?

[Ahmadinebobina]

are you saying women in the british isles are fat and uncouth? I am a shining example of how wrong that is, sir. :P :D

[Eisenhans]

Yeah-will you make me an admin or mod or super mod or something?

[Anarch]

are you saying women in the british isles are fat and uncouth? I am a shining example of how wrong that is, sir. :P :D
Are you saying British women are ugly?

Certainly not to both of you. What I am saying is that women in the British Isles (and men - I'm assuming Paul ain't a woman, and if he is, I find your affair intensely revolting, Suzanne) have an excellent taste in humour and as such would know the television show I was referring to. :cool:

(Damn I'm good at escaping from awkward situations.)

[Anarch]

Yeah-will you make me an admin or mod or super mod or something?

When we find ourselves on the end of a staff shortage, you'll be considered for the job, no doubt. At the present time, insofar as I'm aware, we do not have a labor shortage in the staff.

[Eisenhans]

*Sounds of various mods and super mods being bumped off*

[Ahmadinebobina]

(and men - I'm assuming Paul ain't a woman, and if he is, I find your affair intensely revolting, Suzanne)

:indifferent:

[Janus]

What I am saying is that women in the British Isles have an excellent taste in humour and as such would know the television show I was referring to. What does that have to do with you betraying your nation?

[Anarch]

Yeah but no but yeah but no but... Greeks aren't gooks, abo's, niggers, spics or sand niggers. I never really was a Nordicist. And fun does not equate with life-long breeding partner.

[Janus]

Greeks aren't gooks, abo's, niggers, spics or sand niggers. I did not make that claim.I never really was a Nordicist.Are you "nordic"?And fun does not equate with life-long breeding partner. It can not be that difficult to find an "Anglo-Celtic" woman. Do you prefer Greek women to Australian women?

[Anarch]

I did not make that claim.

Ok.

Are you "nordic"?

Yes. Keltic-Nordic, if you follow the people on Skadi.

It can not be that difficult to find an "Anglo-Celtic" woman.

It's not.

Do you prefer Greek women to Australian women?

I prefer this particular Greek girl to a lot of Australian women. I've known her since I was fourteen. We get along quite well, similar taste in music, movies, same circle of friends. Which is something rather rare.

[Janus]

It's not.

[...]

I prefer this particular Greek girl to a lot of Australian women. You have made your choice. ;)

[jcs]

Fosters is too bitter to chug, and not flavorful enough to drink slowly and enjoy. WTF were you thinking when you suggested I buy it?

[OVERWATCH]

Fosters is too bitter to chug, and not flavorful enough to drink slowly and enjoy. WTF were you thinking when you suggested I buy it?

I concur. Foster's is the Oz Spudweiser. Try some Old Rasputin or Rogue Imperial Stout. ;)

I don't recommend chugging it unless you want to end up on the floor though. But chugging is lame anyhow; beer that needs to be chugged, isn't worth drinking.

[jcs]

I concur. Foster's is the Oz Spudweiser.
Fortunately, I also purchased some Guinness Extra Stout, which I quite enjoy.

Try some... Rogue Imperial Stout.
"11% ABV"
I'll see if I can track some down.

But chugging is lame anyhow; beer that needs to be chugged, isn't worth drinking.
Unless you're trying to get drunk, of course. (But that's why you buy liquor)

[Anarch]

Fosters is too bitter to chug, and not flavorful enough to drink slowly and enjoy. WTF were you thinking when you suggested I buy it?

I was trying to estimate the closest approximation to VB. Too bitter? ROFLMAO. You're a weakling. No wonder everyone says yankee beer tastes like water.

[jcs]

Too bitter? ROFLMAO. You're a weakling. No wonder everyone says yankee beer tastes like water.
Too bitter to chug. Guinness definitely has a far more bitter aftertaste, but I wouldn't ever think about chugging Guinness because it's tasty.

[Geist]

A friend of mine can chug his Guinness though I op out of that buzz.

By the way Jack I drink Fosters here, it costs 3euro a pint in my bar which is probbaly teh cheapest pint of beer in Ireland, and I mean that seriously. Its not bad.

[Jimbo Gomez]

3 euro is the cheapest beer in Ireland? Holy shit that's expensive.

[Felix the Cat]

Do continentals use pints?

3 euro/2 pound is roughly the UK price as well

[Felix the Cat]

For folks who aren't used to bitter I recommend Directors (Courage)

[Jimbo Gomez]

We do not have pints, our beers are smaller, 25 (usually) or 33 cl.

[jcs]

A couple buddies and I managed to kill the 17 remaining bottles of Fosters last night (and the four remaining bottles of Guinness [which I drank], and a quarter gallon of Kamchatka [which I avoided]). The Fosters didn't seem as bad last night as it did the night before.

[Geist]

3 euro is the cheapest beer in Ireland? Holy shit that's expensive.

Thats very cheap for a drink here, average is 3.50-4.50 and many pubs will charge 5euro or more especially nightclubs.

Mind you a pack of 20 cigs here is 6.20, so there ya go.

[Anarch]

You have made your choice. ;)

I wasn't aware that this was a choice. There's possibly/probably quite a lot of Australian women I'd prefer over her. It just appears that I either don't recognise these qualities or know those women.

[Anarch]

Fosters is too bitter to chug, and not flavorful enough to drink slowly and enjoy. WTF were you thinking when you suggested I buy it?

I'm suggesting you go eat some rocks and harden up.

Too bitter to chug. Guinness definitely has a far more bitter aftertaste, but I wouldn't ever think about chugging Guinness because it's tasty.

Ha. Guiness tastes like coffee. I'll probably adapt to it at some point.

[OVERWATCH]

Asdking an admim:

Would you go on a date with Kylie Minogue?

[Ahknaton]

Foster's isn't so great. There are better Aussie export beers, like Boag's for example.

[OVERWATCH]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/1099/oz5ci.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Anarch]

There is that. I forgot about Boags. I just knew that Fosters is exported because all the Yanks think we drink it.

Asdking an admim:

Would you go on a date with Kylie Minogue?

No. A) You know what I think of her aesthetically. B) Her music sucks. I'd hate it if she talked about her career and what not. C) I'm having great difficulty imagining an intelligent conversation with her.

[OVERWATCH]

There is that. I forgot about Boags. I just knew that Fosters is exported because all the Yanks think we drink it.



No. A) You know what I think of her aesthetically. B) Her music sucks. I'd hate it if she talked about her career and what not. C) I'm having great difficulty imagining an intelligent conversation with her.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I szee.

One(1) more question for admim.

How long have you been gay?

:tease::tease::tease::tease::tease::tease:

[Felix the Cat]

hehe, and what do you think of her evil racist sister (http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/11/28/1038386242625.html)?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/893/danniiminogue0576ov.jpg

[OVERWATCH]

I remember when she caught flak for those most un-pc statements. :love:

[Anarch]

hehe, and what do you think of her evil racist sister (http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/11/28/1038386242625.html)?

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/893/danniiminogue0576ov.jpg

I think just about exactly the opposite of what I've said about Kylie :D :cool:

[Anarch]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I szee.

One(1) more question for admim.

How long have you been gay?

:tease::tease::tease::tease::tease::tease:

There is something incredibly wrong with you. If you were surrounded by people in high school who idolised that walking disease, you'd understand. Until then, I pity you. And I prefer her sister. :D

[sugartits]

That girl has a nice bod -by that I mean a little bit o' love handles aint too bad :D

[jcs]

I'm suggesting you go eat some rocks and harden up.
Well, I drank it. I didn't enjoy it, but it's gone now.

Ha. Guiness tastes like coffee. I'll probably adapt to it at some point.
It doesn't taste like coffee at all. Get your tongue checked.

[Anarch]

Well, I drank it. I didn't enjoy it, but it's gone now.


It doesn't taste like coffee at all. Get your tongue checked.
Drink more of it.

Also: I think I'll severely cut down my drinking. It's not doing much for me.

[Anarch]

That girl has a nice bod -by that I mean a little bit o' love handles aint too bad :D
But of course. That was implied. Still, someone has to spell out the obvious :D

[jcs]

Also: I think I'll severely cut down my drinking. It's not doing much for me.
Good thinking. I, myself, am done with vodka, rum, gin, and all other disgusting drinks.

On the other hand, I think I'll severely increase my beer consumption.

[Anarch]

Good thinking. I, myself, am done with vodka, rum, gin, and all other disgusting drinks.

On the other hand, I think I'll severely increase my beer consumption.
I'm thinking precisely the opposite. I think I'll go back to vodka - and still cut down on my alcohol consumption severely.